第1章
“**rangnizuichantouchi，huogai！”
“jiushi，nizheige**，sifeizhu，rangnitiantianqifuren，xianxiazaobaoyingleba！”
chiguoshangwufan，yangcuilanlingzhesangeerxizaidongjianfangxianzhibu。
hurantingdaochufangchuanlaipengdeyishengjuxiang，yushiganjinfangxiashouzhongdehuoji，congcongmangmangganleguolai。
tuikaixuyandeliangshanpomen，chufangliyipianlangjie，dongdaoxiwaidedengzi，sanluoyididewotoushengcai，haiyou......
ruyizuoxiaoshanbantangzaidishangdelijiaojiao！
kandaozheiyimu，yangcuilanqidehunshenfadou,talikeshangqianjiushiyijiaohenhenchuaizailelijiaojiaoduimanfeiroudeshenshang。
jianyangcuilandongleshou，zhangxiuyingyeshuangshoubutingdizailijiaojiaodeshenshangyouqiayounao，yibianhaibuwangyaozheyatuomazhe。
“娘，流血了！”
jiuzaiyangcuilangenzhangxiuyingliangrendadejijieqiyoutongkuaideshihou，yipangturanchuanlaiyishengjianjiao。
dengdaozheihuier，liangrencaifaxian，zaotaideyijiaobeikesuile，lijiaojiaotoudixiaxianxueyinchuyipian。
“niang，zhei**gaibuhuisileba？”
zhangxiuyingkanlijiaojiaotoudixialiuchuneimeduoxue，heleyitiao。
niutoukanxiangyangcuilan，lianseshabai，shengyinyeweiweizhandou。
wenyan，yangcuilanhuiguoshenlai，ehenhendao：“silezhenghao！tayaoshisile，laoniangyaofangshigedapaozhang。”
“jiupazheige**mingdasibule！”
yangcuilansuisuinian，tuomoxingzifeijian，tongshibianshuobianwanxiayaoqutanlijiaojiaodebixi。
果然！
这**还有气！
yangcuilanyouyijiaochuaizailelijiaojiaodeyaoshang，qijibaihuai、kouchibuqingdemaleliangju。
zhangxiuyingyegenzhechuaileyijiao，youbujieqi，qichuanyuyudiwangzhedishangjinsanbaijindesifeizhu，yanzhuziyizhuan，jishangxinlai。
“niang，wokanzhei**zenmechuaidoubuxing，kanyangzishihunleguoqu，tianciliangji，buruzanmenbatamaijigebicundewangerheiba。”
zhangxiuyingzuijiaogouqixiaorong，yilianchanmeidikanxiangyangcuilan。
zheixienian，lijiaojiaozhangzhezijiyishenmanligengonggongdeweihu，zaizheigejialihaochilanzuo，haijingchangqifutamen。
suoyizheiciyaoshibubatanongzou，dengtaxingguolai，tamenyijiarenhaideshoutadecuomo！
“咋卖？”
wangerhei，shilibacunderendouzhidao。
renruqiming，yishenpiheidegentanside。
bujinjinruci，tahaizhangxiangchoulou，zheixienian，youmeipojitashuoleshijimenqinshidoumeicheng。
qianxietiantafangxialehua，shuoyaonashiliangyinzizuopinliqiuquyimenxifu。
tadeyaoqiuyebugao，zhiyaofuheshiwudaosanshisuidenianji，shigenvdejiuxing。
关键是......
lijiaojiaozhei**zaishilibacunchoumingzhaozhu，renjiawangerheinengkandeshangta？
zaishuole，zheidabaitiande，cunlicunwaibushaoren，tamengaizenmebarenjisongqu。
yangcuilanyikaikou，zhangxiuyingjiumingbailetaxinlishizenmexiangde。
yushilianshangdexiaoronggengjiachanmeile，“niang，erdiqulebianguanqinian，wunianmeiyouxiaoxi。lijiaojiaodushoukongfangwunian，genwangerheiyesuanshiganchailiehuo，daoshihoushengmizhuchengshufan，rentazenmejiaobian，bierenyebuhuixinta。fanzhengzheijianshizhiyaoniangnadingzhuyi，wozheijiuqubawoniangjiameifujiaolai，rangtalazhejiazichetoutoubarenjisongguoqu。daoshihouniangsuibianchouchuyiliangyinzibatadafalejiucheng。”
zhangxiuyingdeqinmeimeiyejiadaoletamencun，suoyitakouzhongdeniangjiameifushishei，yangcuilanziranqingchu。
xiaodalurengaomada，balijiaojiaolazoujueduimeiwenti。
zuizuizhongyaodeshi，youtachumian，daoshihoujiubuhuiyourenhuaiyidaotamenshenshang。
张秀英这主意不错。
yangcuilanbuzaiyouyu，lijipaileban，shenqingyegenzhejidongqilai，“hailengzhezuoshenme！laosanxifu，niqunamashenggencaoxi。xiuying，niqujiaodaluguolai。”
yangcuilanyifenfu，zhangxiuyinglikejiudiandiandipaole。
weiduliuchunhonglengzaiyuandihaizaiyouyouyuyu，jianci，yangcuilanhaobukeqidichiletayisheng。
“丧气的东西！”
wenyan，liuchunhongjiaobuyizhi，yebuganshuoshenme，youdanxinyangcuilanzaiduitafahuo，tajiucongconglikaile。
dayueguoleyouyizhanchadegongfu，zhangxiuyingjiuzhefanhuilaile，shuoxiaodaluzaimenkoudengzhe。
keshitahuilaile，liuchunhongquehaibujianrenying。
“zhei**nageposhengzizenmejiuzheimemoji！”
yangcuilanyouxiejile，numayisheng，tajiujiangmuguangsuozaihuaiyundemayuanyuanshenshang，“laosixifu，niqukankan。”
mayuanyuanzhidaoyangcuilanshenmepiqi，suoyitingdaotafenfu，buganbuqu，yingleyisheng，renjiuchaowaizouqu。
yejiuzaitagangyilikaideshihou，tangzaidishangdelijiaojiaoshouzhiqingqingdongledong。
ershiershijizhongye，moshilaixi，sangshibaofa，geleiwuzhongjijujianshao，renleixingcunzheshiyouyier。
yucitongshi，yeyouyibufenrenlei，detianduyun，tianfujuexing，jifachugezhonggeyangdenengli。
zheixienenglitongchengzhiweiyineng。
lijiaojiaohenxingyun，chengweidierpijifachuyinengderenlei。
buguo......dayueshilijiaojiaobijiaodaomei，haoburongyixiulianlewunianlikaianquanjidi，sheizhidaodiertianjiuyudaoleyigeqijisangshizhiwang。
lijiaojiaojinjinzaisangshizhiwangdeshoudixiaguoleliangzhaojiubeibizhezibao。
zibaohoudelijiaojiaobenyiweizijisidingle。
meixiangdaozaicizhengkaiyanlai，tajingranchuanyuedaoleyigegentatongmingtongxingdefeiposhenshang，tingdaoleyangcuilandeedujihua！
“made，nimenzhendanglaoniangsile？！！”