第1章

lingzhengqianjitian,woweihunfuhedemingdingdazui,naodaixixidicengzhewojingwo,shuozhetianyanmiyu:「susu,zheibeizinidoudaizaiwoshenbianhaobuhao。」

wohuibaozhuta,xindiruandeyitahutu。

sheizhi,takoudailideshoujizhendongleyixia,jitiaoweixinxiaoxidanchulai。

shitazuiyaohaodexiongdifade,「woyijingbaxiaominanquansonghuijiale,nifangxin。」

「nixiangqingchulema,jiehunkebushierxi。」

suzuidexiaobai,qichuangmeikanjianwo,jiujiwodadianhua,womeijie。

tayoujiwofaxiaoxi,「laopo,duibuqi,woshuiguotoule。」

wodandanhuifu,「wojininonglefengmishui,jidehe。」

zhihou,wojiuzaitapengyouquanlikanjianyizhangtupian,chufangdeliaolishitaishang,toumingbolibeilidefengmishuizaitaiyangdezhaoyaoxiafanzhejinsedeguangmang,peiwen:sheimeiyoulaopo,wobushuo。

dixiashiqingyisetadanshenxiongdiyaoyaqiechidepinglun。

「xiaobai,youlelaopo,jiubudangrenleshiba。」

「gungungun,kanjianwojiuxinfan。」

「you,xiushangleshiba,nijiwodengzhe。」

「biegaoxingtaizao,bushihaimeilingzhengma。」

zuihou,womuguangtingzailezuihouyitiao。

shitadechulianluxiaomin,「womennengjianyimianma。」

zheixiatahuifule:「buhaoyisi,bufangbian。」

xindishuobushangshenmeziwei,wohexiaobaizaiyiqisannian,youliangniandeshijianpeitazouchushiliandeyinying,shengxiayinian,tadagaibeiwogandong,kaishichangshiduiwohao,yinweixiangchuxialai,meishenmedademaodun,henshihejiehun,shuangfangfumujiukaishishangliangwomenjiehundeshi。

jiusuantayijingfangxialuxiaomin,neihewojiehunshiyinweiaihaishiyinweishihe,daoxianzaiwoyemeilvmingbai。