第2章
“爸！妈！”
“erzibuxiao，jinindaibuhuierxifule！”
“zheijinianhaidoumeiyouxiaojingguonin！”
xiaolongdaizheduifumudesinian，feikuaihuidaoxiaojia，
pingtaxianzaidegongli，nengqingsongzuodaoyibufeichijili。
zhishi，dangxiaolonghuanhuantingzaixiaojiazhuzhaiqianshi，takandaolelingtanuhuofengkuangshangyongdeyimu。
shijigehunhun，zhengzaitajiamenkou，qilingliangweihuajialaoren！
qizhongyouyigenanren，sihaomeiyouyidianlianminzhixin，shangquyijiao，zhijiechuaidaoyiweilaoruodefurenshenshang。
xiaolongzoujinyikan，dunganwuleihongding！
zheiliangweihuajialaorenbushibieren，jingranshitadeqinshengfumu！
怎么可能！
这怎么可能啊！！！
tayankuangzhanghong，zhibuzhudehandao：“ba，ma，wohuilaile！”
“萧龙？”
“是你？”
“zhendeshinihuilaile？！”xiaomuyeqiucongdishangzhengzhazheyaoqilai。
yanleigengshizhibuzhudeliuchulai，dantagubudeshenshouqucashi。
sisizhuazhuzijidelaoban，xiwangxiaofuxiaochengjingjitayigequeqiededaan。
xiaomumizheyanfeng，jinliangjiangyanguangjujiaozaizoulaiderenshenshang。
“对，是龙龙！”
“zanmendeerzihaihuozhe，tahuilaile！”
zheiyike，erlaoxiangyongerqi。
“都给老子闭嘴！”
“zhengdegenshenmeyiyang，erzihuilaijiubuyonghaiqianlema？”
gaojunqizhangdao，yilianxionghen。
tashenhoudezheishijigedashou，doushihenjiao！
zhishi，zheizhenshi，zairujindexiaolongyanli，buguoshixiaoerkeeryi。
wushiyibangdashou，xiaolongjingzhizoushangqu，jinjinbaozhusannianweijiandeshuangqin。
“ba，ma，nimenzenmehuibianchengzheiyangzi？”
“daodishishenmehuishi？”
tayuqichongmanshenshendekuijiu，yanzhongyishizhangmanlenuhuo。
zijidefumu，caibudaowushisuidenianling。
raner，jinjinsannian，jiucanglaoleershisui。
xianzaiyanranshitoufahuabai，mianrongqiaocui，muqingengshiwantuozhebei。
zheisannianlai，tamendaodizaoshouleshenme？
zheiyiwen，erlaogengshigengyandaoshuobuchuhua。
gaojunshizaikanbuxiaqu，taguolaishitaozhaide，bushikanqinqingxide！
“lianggelaobuside，jintianyaoshibubayibaisanshiwanhaishang，jiudasinierzi。”
wenyan，erlaoshentiyuefazhandou，lianmangbaerzihuzaishenhou。
taliangduigaojundehua，meiyouyidiandianhuaiyi！
jintianhaibushang，xiaolongzhendehuibeidasi！
“womenhai，womenhai！”xiaofuyouqiwulidezhanqi。
yibaisanshiwan，xiangyaoyixiazihaiqing，zhinengbafangchanquanjiaojiduifangle。
tamenliangkeyisi，danjuebunengdashangerzideming！
“shenme？？yibaisanshiwan？”
xiaolongfuzhufuqin，pa**daoerlao，roushengwendao：
“ba，ma，zanmenjiashenmeshihouqianleneimeduoqian？”
“你还装什么装？”
“haijidedangnian，nidongshoudaleligongzi？”
“zheiqianziranshipeijiligongzide！”
gaojunxiangshikanshaziyiyang，kanzhexiaolong。
youjigedashou，zheishiyerenbuzhuxiaochusheng。
zheishazi，tiandixiayemeijigele！
“dangniannichushoushangren，beigaopeichangjiduifangyibiqian。”
“zhengzhengbashiwan，dangshihaiyaojiniyizhi，zhendenabuchuzheimeduoqian。”
“tamenshuohaibushang，jiuantiansuanlixi。”
xiaofushuozheshuozhe，shenqingjinhubenkui：
“kezheiliangnianduolai，buguanzenmehai，zheilixihaishifengkuangwangshangzhang！”
“lianggelaobuside，nishizaishuowomenpianniqianma？”
“zainimenzheishoudemeibiqian，wokedoushiliuyouyijude。”
gaojundesedao，haibuwanghuitoukanleyiyanxiongdimen。
zheixishuaruozhedeyimu，rangtamenduoshaodouyoudianxingfen。
“dangnianshilishihaidongshoubawodashang，zenmehuibianchengshiwobatadashang？”
yigujidadenuhuozaixiaolongxinzhongranqi。
“dangshi，shizhouqianchutingzuodezheng。”
“niyinweichicu，chushoudashanglishihai，haichadianzhirensiwang。”xiaofuyouqiwulidejieshi。
gaojunshangqianyibu，kuangdao：“xiaozi，nidaoxianzaicaimingbaia，neijintianjiuganjinbaqianhaishang！”
“laozikemeishijianpeinimenwanyitian。”
“好一对狗男女！”
dangniandeshi，juranhuifashengbiangu，zhuanerlianleidaozijideshuangqin。
周倩！
zheizhongshi，nidounengzuodechulai！
tazhendeshitaishale，juranhaiquzhaoneinvren！
xiaolongmeizaiwenxiaqu，ershiehenhende，jiangmuguangsaoxianggaojundengren。
youruyitouxushierpudemengshou。
“gangcaijiushinidawofumu？”
吸！
gaojunjibeiyiliang，buzijuedeshenxiyikouqi。
xiaolongneiqishi，youneimeyishunjianzhenjingdaotale。
“xianbazheixiaoziliangtiaotuidaduan，yaoshizainabuchuqianlai，zaidaduanliangzhishou。”
“你们尽管试试！”
tingdaoerziyouyaodajia，xiaomumengdebaozhuxiaolongdeshuangjiao。
“erzi，biedongshou，zanmenrebuqia！”
“wokenqiugeweidageshouxialiuqing，wozheijiubafangchanzhengnajinimen。”xiaomuaiqiu。
“pei，neizhijigeqian？”
“上！”
gaojunyishengluoxia，jigedashoulimahuiyishangqian。
jianci，xiaolongbashuangqinhuzaishenhou。
“zhenshigaoxiao，zijidoubaobuzhule，haixiangdangxiaozi！”
yigedashouchaofengdao，limahuiquanchuji，chaozhexiaolongdemeitouzaqu。
huilaidequantou，zaixiaolongyanlixiangshibeifangmanlejishibei。
tadandingdeqishou，zhuazhuquantou，yongliyiwo，
shunjianjiuchuanlaiyijutongkudehanjiaosheng！
“啊！！”
“快松手！”
xiaolongyiyongli，zhijienieduangutou，
duizhepushanglaidejimingdashou，yiquanyigequanbuganfan。
chuquanzhikuai，lianjinjulidegaojundoumeikanqingchu。
tayilianmengbidekanzhe，chichimeifanyingguolai。
qitadashoubujinyanleyikoutuomo，buganzaishangqianyibu！
“gao…gaoge，yaobuyaochaojiahuo？”
tingdaoxiaodidefawen，gaojuncaifanyingguolai，kanleyiyandaodibuqidejimingdashou。
他既震惊又愤怒！
“bajiahuodounachulai，ji**zheixiaozi！”
budaoshijimiao，jiuyougedashounalaiyimadai，gegeconglimianchaochudao，gun。
“xiaozi，niquantouzailihaiyounengzenmeyang，dangdezhudaoma？”