第五章我的肾呢？
“什么？！”
zhouzhendongyizheng，tabuganxiangxin，zijideerzizhoushuangjingranyenengbeirendaerguang！
lijiashangshangxiaxiadoubajiezhetamenzhoujia，daodishisheizheimeyouyanwuzhu？
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zhoushuangganjinjieshidao：“woshenmedoumeizuoa，gangchulaiwumen，tajiuchongshanglai......”
“啪！”
zhoushuanghuahaimeishuowan，youshiyidaoqingcuideerguangshengxiangqi！
所有人都呆住了。
erzhoushuangdezuolianshang，yesuizhiliekaiwugenshouyin，zuijiaokailie，yichuyinhongdexuezi。
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最茫然的当属周爽。
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周振东怒斥道。
“我......”
“zuikehendeshi，rederenjingranhaishizheiweixiaoxiongdi？nikezhenshizhangbenshile！”zhouzhendongsihaobujizhoushuangjieshidejihui，jiezhechidao。
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“zenme？haijuedezijihenweiqu？！”
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周振东怒骂道。
taziranyezhidao，suiranzhoushuangyijinghelixiaoliandinglehun，kebijinghaimeijiehun，zhouzhendongtiantianzailijiazhuzhebuzou，waibianshaobulefengyanfengyu。
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zheihetamenzhiqianderenzhiwanquanbutonga！
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“滚开！”
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lidafutuidouruanle，ganjinshangqianyingjie。
ranerdaizhemojingdezhengqianzhijiekaikoushuoleyiju：“wodeshenni？”
“肾......”
zhengqiancihuayichu，suoyourenchadianjingdiaoxiaba！
renyiyemeitouyizhou，nandao，zheigenvrenhezisuobeirenxianhaiyouguan？！！！