第三章 直播比斗

xueqihedagouzoushangwutai,jiemugongzuorenyuanlimasongshangmaikefeng,xueqikankanmengsanqiuhezaizuodezhuanjia,youhuanshitaixiaguanzhong:“gangcaifanduijiandingjieguoderenshiwo,worenweizheizunzhichuipingshiyanpin。”

mengsanqiuzhengbabudexueqishangtai,zheiyangcainenghenhenxiuruzheigebuzhitiangaodihoudexiaozi,dangjiwendao:“nishuoshijiadejiushijiade?liyouni?jiranshangletai,ruguobushuochugeziwumaoyoulai,womengmourenbudaying,guanzhongmenyebudaying!”

xueqilengjingshuodao:“woquanninhaishixianbiexiadinglun,zaihuiquhaohaoyanjiu,wobubianzhanshiwodeyiju。”

“hahaha,gaobantianhaishizaizheihuren?”mengsanqiujianxueqizheimeshuo,yuefajuedetashihuazhongquchong,duoduoxiangbidao:“mofeinixiaoziyoushenmejingrenyiyepapangrenxuequ?zheiyangba,niyaoshizhennengtuifanwodejiandingjielun,womengmourenzaizheiguwanchengdedianpunisuibiantiaoyijian!dangzuoduinixianlubenlingdebuchang!”

taixiaguanzhongdoushishuximengsanqiude,tashoulidepuzi,najianbudezhigejibaiwan?yitingdaozheihua,yuefamaozulejinghuanhuqihong。

“buguoma,niyaoshituibufanjielun,jiudedangzhesuoyourendemianjiwoketoupeizui!”mengsanqiuyoujixushuozhe:“zenmeyang?zheiyangdecaitounixiaozibuchikuiba?”

xueqitanxiyisheng:“menglaoban,nihebikukuxiangbi?daoshihouhouhuikejiulaibujile!”

mengsanqiuxiangshitingdaojiweihaoxiaodexiaohua:“houhui?dangzhexianchanghedianshijiqiandeguanzhong,womengmourenjuebuhouhui!pajiupanixiaozimeizheigenengnai!”

huayizhici,xueqizhidaoduoshuowuyi,zoudaozhangzhuopangzixikanlekanshangtoubaifangdezhichuiping,jigezhuanjiayezhongxinweiguolai,xiangkanxueqinengshuochushenmebuyibandegaolun。

“gewei,zheijian‘nansonglongquanyaoqingyouzhichuiping’queshishiyanpin!”xueqijinkanzhihou,zaicidashengshuochuzijidekanfa:“suiranfangzaozhejinlirangtakanqilaixiangzhenpin,danjiadejiushijiade,yongyuanzhenbule。”

“xiaohuozi,shuoshuonirendingzheipingzishiyanpindeliyou。”zhuanjiazhongyouyiweidaiyanjingdelaozhekaikoushuohua:“wogangcaiyekanguole,weishishiyijianzhenpinya。”

xueqiyiqianzaidianshishangjianguozheiweilaozhe,haoxiangshiciqifangmiandezhuanjia,xingyin。

“yinlaoshishiba?ninshilaoqianbei,yinggaiduinansongshiqidelongquanyaoyinggaishihenlejiede。”

laozheziranzhidao,nansongshiqiyeyouguofushudeshengshi,huangshiduiyuyongciqidexuqiuhenda,guanyaobunengmanzudeqingkuangxia,chaotingyushijiangbufenciqideshaozhirenwupaiqianjilongquanyao。

longquanyaocishideshaozhijiyiyishifengaochao,gaoduanciqideshengchanbushuguanyao,tihuangshishengchanleyidapidingjianyuyongciqi,beihoushichengzuo“longquanfangguan”。

zhidaojinjinian,xueshujieyoulexindeguandian,renweilongquanyaochuxianzaixian,nansongguanyaozaihou,qienansongyuyongciqishiguanjiaxialinglongquanyaoshaozhi,qijiyishenzhichaochudangshiguanyaoshuiping,haichuxianleguanyaofanxiangxuexilongquanjiyidexianxiang,yinggaijiangchengwei“guanzaolongquan”huozhe“guanfanglongquan”。

yinlaoshifanwenxueqi:“longquanyaozainansongshiqidiweibushuguanyao,kezheigenzheizuncipingdezhenjiayoushenmeguanxi?”

xueqiqingqingshenchulianggenshouzhi,zaizhichuipingpingkouqingqingfumoyiquan,ranhoushenzhitanrupingjingli:“longquanyaozuidadetedianjiushitaizhiqingbo,taiticuhou,kezheizunzhichuipingzhigufangwaibiao,litoutaizhiyuanbilongquanciximi,ninyimojiunengzhidaopozhan。”

yinlaoshibanxinbanyi,yexuexueqishenshouwangpingkoulimolemo,dunshilianseweibian,jiezheyoutaochusuishenxiedaidexiaoshoudiantongwangpingkoulizixizhaoshechakan。

guolehaoyihui,yinlaoshicaitaitoudao:“xiaohuozi,nishuodesihuyoudiandaoli……”

mengsanqiujianzhuanglengxiaodao:“zheiyesuanliyou?nansonglongquanciqijiranshishouguanjiazhimingshaozhi,weilexiangyuzhiciqikanqi,taitiyousuogaibianyebuzuweiqi。”

xueqilengxiaoyisheng:“ciqitaiti、youseyitixianglian,ruguotaitigaibian,neiyousefuzheyebiranhuishouyingxiang,jierkaipianyehuichuxianchayi。kepianpianzheijiancipingyouseqianbomingliang、kaipianjunyunximi,rengranbaochiguanzaolongquandewaixingtezheng,zheishuobuguoquba?”

yinlaoshiweixiyikouliangqi:“xiaohuozi,nideyisishishuozheijianciping‘pibufugu’?”

xueqiweixiaohuida:“ninlaoguoranshixingjia,zheijiancipingyinggaishiminguoshiqidegaorenyong‘taoshaofa’fangzhiercheng!”

suowei“taoshaofa”,shiqingmominchushiyizhongzhiweidefangfa,houshiyijingshichuan。neishihouyangguizizhidaociqizhiqian,daochushouluosougua,yushiyouxingneigaorenfaminglezheizhong“taoshaofa”,zhizaoyanpinhongpianyangguizi。

neishihoudekejisuiranbibushangxianzai,danyijingbigushihouchangmingdeduo,zhiweizhekaishiliyonghuaxueyaoji,“taoshaofa”jushuojiushitianzaitaitizhongtianjiahuaxuepinshaozhibancheng,zaishangyouercifanlu,zhichengdechengpinyouse、chenhuakaipianjihukeyiyijialuanzhen。

dan“taoshaofa”weizaodeciqibingfeihaowupozhan,ruoshiciqiposunluchuchakou,jiukeyikanchu“pibufugu”dexianxiang。

“yipaihuyan!”mengsanqiujianyinlaoshisihubeixueqizhenzhu,limaqishixiongxiongchizexueqi:“zheidoushinixiaozideyixiang!‘taoshaofa’zaoyishichuan,nandaoweileyanzhengnideshuofa,haiyaobazheizhenpinshuaisuibucheng?”

taixiaguanzhongyitingyaoshuaipingzicainengyanzhenjia,dunshiyouhuanhuqueyueqilai,fanzhengpingzibushitamendezangpin,daoburutinggexiangguoguoyin。

cipingdezhurenkebuganle,lianmangqiangguozhuchirendehuatongdahan:“bunengshuai!wanyishizhenpin,sheipeiwosunshi?!”

mengsanqiuyejieshijifengxueqi:“xiaohuozi,pinxiangzheimewanmeidelongquanciqiqimajiazhidajiqianwan,nishuaideqima?”

xueqichenmoleyihuier,bingbulihuimengsanqiu,niutouxunwenyinlaoshiheqiyujiweizhuanjia:“geweizhuanjia,nimentingshuoguo‘qinglongyanqi’zheizhongbianbieciqizhenjiadefangfama?”

“‘qinglongyanqi’?shichuanbainiande‘qinglongyanqi’zhifa?”jiweizhuanjiamianmianxiangqu、yitouwushui,bumingbaixueqizenmeturanshuoqizheigelai。

yinlaoshituituibiliangshangdeyanjing,mizheyanjingzaicizixidaliangxueqi:“nandaonihui‘qinglongyanqi’defangfa?bu……bukenengba?zheifangfashichuanbaiyunian,woyezhishitingwodelaoshishuoqiguo!”