第一章

wodiyicizhuixing,zhuideshituiquanshiniandedianjingxuanshousongheng。

neitian,wodunzaizijiadianli,jiannandibasongshendecaozuojiaocheng。

zaijiaosediershibacisiwanghou,xinlaidedianyuanxiaogezhongyurenbuzhutucao:「haolajidejiaoxue。」wozhale:「nidongshenme,zheikeshisonghengdejiaoxueshipin!songheng!hengshen!」xiaogeyuyanyouzhi,zhiyanyouyu,zuihouqiangguoshubiaotiaofanlequanchang。

zaidaizhewojishenzhiyexuanshouxingliehou,wozhongyuzhidaotayuyanyouzhideshishenmele。

liansaixianchang,woyituimen,faxianmenkouzhanzhelianmengzhuxi、changwufuzhuxi、gezhanduilaopaijiaoliandengshiyuren。

tamenduizhewoneidianyuanxiaoge,jidongdaoreleiyingkuang:「hengshen!」wo:「……」wozaidaxuechengfujinkaileyijia24xiaoshinaichadian。

yinweiyuangongfulihendaowei,shenzhitigongzijiaqixiajianshenfangdemianfeijianshenka,suoyigaoshitiechuqumeiduojiu,dianlijiujinlaileyigeguodeyanshideren。yikaikou,shengyindichendantaidushangjia:「laoban,woxiangyingpinyebandianyuan。」daoshihaoting。

wokanlekanwaimiansanshiduodudeqiwen,zaikankantadezhangyizhangku,shifenbulijie。

tadagaikanchuwodeyihuo,suoyijieshishuo:「woziwaixianguominyanzhong,suoyixiangyaoyingpinyeban。」yuanlaijinghaishigetianxuanyebanren。

shuozhe,tazhanzaibeiyinchuzhaixialekouzhao,luchulailvexiancangbaidepifu,wuguanjingzhidebuxiangyang。takanqilaiguoyuqingshou,mucezugouyimibadegeziquexianderuobujinfeng。

「wojiaosongbucheng,laobanninhao。」

tashenchushoulai,lianshouzhihelouchudeyijieshouwandoushicangbaide,zhijiaquefen***nen,dayueshiyinweishou,gujiehenqingxi,xueguanbaoguozaipifuxia,wuduanduanrangwobushedequwo。

shengpashouzhonglejiujitaanpole。

wodunshizicanxinghui,yushizaitxushangcalecashou,zheicaihuiwoguoqu:「nihaonihao,wojiaoxiaguo,nibeiluyongle。」qishicongtazhaixiakouzhaodeneiyimiaozhongkaishi,wojiupaibanle。

tadelianshiyizhangzuoyebankexidelian。

就该去做夜场。

danzaikanyiyantaqingqingbaibaidemoyang,woyourenbuzhuzaixinlituoqiziji。

呸,心真脏。

songbuchengruzhiyihou,wohenbudemeiwandouwozaidianlidayouxi。

yilaierquwomenyejiushuxile。neitiantakandian,wodaleileyouxi,zhengzaizhongchangxiuxi,jiuzhishitajiwomogekafei。

「xiaochengxiaocheng!woyaohekafei!yaohaokandeneizhong!」

taxiangsiriyiyang,hentinghua,yingleyishengjiuquzhunbei。

wozechengzaibataishangkantadebeiying。

eyo,kuanjianzhaiyao,biliwanmei,beiyingjingyerucilingrenshangxinyuemu。wodexinqingdunshiyuyueqilai。

tahaijiwolalegehua,danshitadeshouyoudiandou,zuihouwaiwaixiexiedibaiguolai。zhinengshuozheihuatudeteliduxing。

benlaijiushibuzenmejiangjiudepingjianaichadian,pingshimeiyoutaigaodezaoxingyaoqiu,suoyiwoyemeizenmezhuyiguotadeshou。

xianzaikanzhedoudehenlihai,woyixinshishenmebing,yishijianshenzhimeihaoyisidaqutadelahuashouyi。