第二章 师傅不是骗子

shifuhenhendedenglewoyiyan:“nidonggepi,zhangshijianzuomatongduishentibuhao!”turanshifuhuatiyizhuan,wendao:“nigexiaotuzaizibushiquxuexiaobaodaolema?zenmeyoushijianpaodaowozheililaile!”

“zheibuyijingdougaodingle?xuexiaohoutiancaikaishijunxun,kaixuediyitianxuexiaomeishizuo,wojiuguolaizhuanzhuan,zaishuoshifuzheierliwomenxuexiaoyoubuyuan,zoushiwufenzhongjiudaole!”

tingwanwodehua,shifumanyidedianlediantou,“wojieleyigehuo,mingtiannigenwozouyitang,shifudainiqukankanshenmejiaozhenzhengdezhuagui!”

wobiyidekanleshifuyiyan,shuodao:“shifu,zanmenzheiciyoupiansheiqua?”

“chouxiaozizenmeshuohuani?shifuzheijiaozhenbenshi,zenmenengshuopian?”shifuyibianmadao,yibianpaodaozijifangjianzhongqunaleliangbenshuchulairengjilewo,youyibenshuyijingcanpobukan,haiyouyibenshulianfengmiandoumeiyoule,shifuxianzhizheneibenmeiyoufengmiandeshushuodao:“xiangyaoxiulianyinyangdaoshu,bixuyaoxuehuiyunyongzijishentilimiandeqi,ninenggouwuyijiankaiqitianyan,shuomingnitineideqiyaobihenduodaoshidouyaoqiangda,zhishinigenbenbudongruheshiyongzheixieqi,zheibenshushijiaoniruheyongqi!”

suihou,shifuyouzhixianglingyibencanpobukandeshushuodao:“zheibenshulijizaidedoushiyixiefuzhoudehuafa,naquhaohaoyanxi,ruguoninenggoujiangshuzhongdefuzhouquanbulingwutouche,nijiukeyichushile!”

shuowan,shifuyebudaliwo,duziyirenjinleneigeconglaiburangwoshezudecangkuzhizhong。wozuozaishafashangbiankenzhepingguo,biankanqineiliangbenshulai。neibenjiangruheyongqideshushuobailezhiyoubobodejiyezhi,xuexiqilaidaoyebushishenmenanshi,jinjinyihuierwojiunengganjuedaotineiyouyigunuanliuzaiquanshenyouzouzhe,zheigunuanliujiushishuzhongsuoshuodezhenqi。

keshi,neibenhuafuzhoudeshuduiwoeryanjianzhijiuhetianshuyiyang,wanquankanbumingbai。suoyoudefuzhouzhizhongyezhiyoudiyiyedequguifuzuijiandan,yushiwojiuxiangshifuyaolailemaobizhushayijihuangfuzhi,zhunbeiyihuluhuapiaoxianhuajizhangquguifuzaishuo。

woshenxiyikouqi,jiangtineidezhenqidouningjudaomaobizhishang,ranhouanzhaoshushangquguifudeyangzi,youmoyouyangdezhaoxueleqilai,yezhiyoudiyizhangshizhaozheshushangdefuzhouwanwanzhengzhenglehuaxialaile,qiyudefuzhoudoucanquebuquan,huawandiyizhangdeshihouwojiuganjuezhenqiyoudiangongyingbushangle,denghuawandishizhangwozhenggerendouleitanle,daozaishafashangjiushushuileguoqu。

dengwoxinglaideshihouyijingkuaidaobangwanle,shifubuzhidaoshenmeshihoushanglaile,zhengzuozaidiannaoqianmianwanzheyingxionglianmeng。“chouxiaozigandebucuoa,zuoweiyigechuxuezhejingranrangnichenggonghuachuleyizhangquguifu!”duiyuwohualeyizhangquguifu,shifuhaishibiaoxiandebijiaomanyi。

“shifu,duichuxuezhelaishuohuafuzhouhennanchenggongma?”woyouxiebujiedewendao。

“feihua,chuxuezhetineizhenqixiangduijiaoshao,genbenbuzuyizhichenglianxuhuafuzhousuoxuyaodezhenqi!youdechuxuezheshenzhilianyizhangdouhuabuchulai,nibineixiechuxuezhehaoduole。”shifudunledunyoushuodao,“suirannichenggonghuachuleyidaofu,danshiniyebunengjiaoao,yaoqinjialianxi,zheigeshijieshangyoutianfuderenshizaihenduo!”

wosuikoudayingleyisheng,shifurengjiwoyizhangbaiyuandachao,duiwoshuodao:“tianyijingheile,nidaogebidefanguanqumaidianwanfanhuilai,womenliangyiqichi,jinwannijiuzaiwozheilixiuxi,mingzaoshangzhijiejiwozou,yeshengdemingtianyizaonihaiyaopaoguolai!”

wonaleqianhou,qufanguandianleyigexiaochaorou、lianggesucaiyijiyigeyutoutang,shundaidalesifenhefan。zaiwogangzhunbeishangloudeshihou,wokandaoduimiangongjiaozhanpaixiazhanzheyigechuanzheqingliang、nongzhuangyanmodenvhai。zheigenvhaizhisuoyixiyinwodezhuyilibushitazhangdepiaoliang,ershinvhaidebeishangpazheyigeyinger,neiyingerhunshenshixue,qidaiyesonglazaiyipang。

neiyingeryinggaishinvhaidadiaodehaizi,beiyingerdeguihunjichanshang,duinvhailaishuobingbushiyijianhaoshi。suiranwoxiangjiuta,danwoxianzailianquguifuzhinenghuayizhang,huoxuzheijiushinvhaidemingba!wolinzhefanshangleerlou,chiwanfanhoushifuzaitawoshidepangbianshoushichuleyigexiaofangjianrangwoxiuxi,wolianxileyihuierquguifuhou,caiqushuile。

diertianyidazao,wojiuzuozheshifuneiliangqqlaidaoledshideyichubieshuquqian。budebushuozheibieshuquzhendehenhaohua,kanzheneixiebieshuwobujinzaixiangshenmeshihouwoyenengzaizheilimaitaobieshu。zaibieshurukouchu,youlianggebaoanzhengzaineilizhiban,dagaishikanshifudechepaibijiaomosheng,zhijieshenshoujiujiangshifudeneiliangqqjilanlexialai。

“nihao,qingwenshiwomenbieshuqudeyezhuma?”qizhongyimingbaoanwendao。

“bushi,womenshilaizhaorende!”

“buhaoyisi,ruguonimenbushibieshuqudeyezhu,meiyouyezhudepeitongwailaicheliangxiejuerunei!”baoanzhijiejujuerangshifudeqqjinrubieshuqu。

“zhenmafan!”shifubianmabianbotongleyigehaoma,dengdianhuajietonghou,shifuzhijieshuoleju:“wozainimenbieshuqumenkoujinbuqu,laimenkoujiewo!”

dianhuaneitouderenhaimeiyouhui,wojiukandaoshifuzhijiebadianhuajiguaduanle。meiguoduojiu,yigexizhuanggelvbadezhongniannanzijiucongbieshuqulizoulechulai,zheigezhongniannanzimeiyuzhijiantouluzheyisizhengqi,andaolilaishuozheiyangderenshiburongyizhaoguide,zenmehaihuiqingwoshifulaizhuaguini?

neizhongniannanzihewoshifudaleshengzhaohuhoujiuzhijieshangleshifudeche,kandaobieshuqudeyezhushangleshifudeqq,menkoudebaoanzheicimeiyoulanzhezhijiefangwoshifudeqqjinqule。zaineizhongniannanzidezhihuixia,womenlaidaoletadejiali。

zheizhongniannanzidejiashiyichuangercengbieshu,bieshuderukouchuhaizhonglejikeliushuyutaoshu,zhongniannanziganggangenxiangmenling,bianyouyigeweizheweiqundezhongnianfunvjiwomenkailemen,kandaozijilaogonglingzhelianggemoshengrenjinlai,zhongnianfunvyouxieyihuodewendao:“laowang,zheiliangweishi?”

“zheiweijiushiwoqinglaidezhangdashi!”laowangxianjieshaoleyixiashifu,ranhouyoukanlekanwo,“zhiyuzheiwei?”

haimeidengwokaikouzuogeziwojieshao,shifuqiangxianyibushuodao:“zheishiwotudi,nimenbuyongguanta,zheiciwodaitalaizhuyaoshixiangrangtaxuexixuexi!”suiranwoxinlihenbushuang,danshifuzheihuashuodeyidiandoumeicuo,wodequeshilaigenzheshifuhoumianxuexide。

“zhangdashi,shiqingshizheiyangde,woyouyigenver,yuanbenyiqiedouzhengchang,keshijiuzaijizhouzhiqian,wonverzongshizuoemeng,shuomengdaoyangtaiyougenvrenyizhizaikanzheta,meicizuodaozheigeemengwonverzongshibeiheku。benlaiwomenfufuhaiyiweishinvershuimianchuleshenmewenti,jiudaizhetadaoyiyuanlimianquzuolegequanmianjiancha,jieguoshenmeshiqingdoumeiyou!houlaitingwopengyoushuo,wonverkenengshizhaodaoshenmezangdongxile,woneiweipengyouxiangwojieshaoleyiweigaoren,jiushizhangdashinin!”laowangzhijiekaimenjianshandeshuodao。

shifumolemozijidehuzishuodao:“anzhaonizheifangzidefengshuilaikan,nizheifangziyinggaishiyangqiwangsheng,keshixianzainizheifangzideqingkuangyufengshuigejuwanquanxiangfan,jianzhishiyinshengyangshuai,xiangbiqizhongyidingyouyinwuzuoguai!buguo,woganggangjinnijiamendeshihoukandaonijiamenkouzhongzhejikeliushuyutaoshu,xiangbizhiqianyezhaorenkanguoleba!”

yitingzheihua,laowangrenbuzhuchaozheshifushuleyigedamuzhi,shuodao:“dashinizhenshilihai,yiyanjiukandaoshiqingdezhengjiesuozai,meicuowoyiqianshizhaorenlaikanguo,danshineirenbingmeiyoukanchuyoushenmewenti!zhishirangwomenzaimenkouzhongleliushuyutaoshu!”

“liushunenggoudagui,ertaoshuweiwuxingzhijing,yenengzhibaigui,youzheiliangyangdongxizaiyibanguiwunanyiruqin!”shifuzhouzhemeitou,chenshengshuodao:“nijiamenkouzhongzhezheiliangzhongshu,zenmehaihuichuxianyinshengyangshuaidejixiangni?”

“niquchelijiangluopanjinaguolai!”turan,shifuzhuanguoduiwoshuodao。

wobugandaiman,limaqunaleluopan。shifunazheluopanzaiwuzineisichuzoudongzhe,turanshifuzoudaowuneideyichupenjingmianqiantinglexialai,wendao:“zheipenjingshinalilaide?”

“zheishiwodeyigepengyousongjiwodehuaimupenjing!”laowangganjinjieshidao。

“nimenjianaoguizhisuoyinaoguidemitizhongyujiekaile!”shifushuodao,“suoweihuaishunaishimuzhongzhigui,benshenjiushiyinqijizhongdeshumu,naishiguizangshendeshangjiachangsuo,yibanrenjiashibuhuijianghuaishuzhongzaijiafujinde,napashiyixiaokuaihuaimudoujiyoukenengyouguihunzangshen,buzhidaonineigepengyoushizhendebuzhidao,haishiguyiyaozhengni!”

laowangtinghouzhenggerendoujingdaile,tagenbenmeiyouxiangdaohuishizheigepenjingzaizuoguai,“dashi,zheidongxiwoyaozenmechuli?”

“dengwojiangguiwuchudiaozhihou,nimenjiangzheihuaimushaodiaojiuhaole!baitianneiguishibuhuichulaide,zhiyoudengwanshangzaijiangtajixiaomiediao。”

“dashi,womenfufuyoushenmenenggoubangmangdema?”

“wanshangnimenduozaifangzhongjiuhao,wuluntingdaoshenmeshengyindoubuyaodakaifangmen,wanyiguishangshenneikejiumafanle!woxianzaixianhewotudihuiquzhunbeiyixia,dengwanshangwomenzaiguolai!”

laowangxiangliuwoheshifuzaitamenjiachifan,beishifujijujuele。

zaihuiqudelushang,worenbuzhuwenleyigewenti:“shifu,yuanlainibushipianzia!”