第2章
tangwuwai，neichouloudelaotaipokandaolezhanzaichuangbiandewo，taneiyishuangmouzidunshibiandeyoulvqilai，tongshihailuchuleyifuhenlidebiaoqing。
yucitongshi，neitaizhexuehonghuajiaodebagezhuangshuoshenyingyeqishuashuadeniutoukanxiangwozheibian，youlvdemouguangzhengningshenren，xiangshisuishidouhuichongjinlaibawobapichoujinyiguodunleside。
wodaoxiyikouliangqi，xiayishidetuihoulejibu。
neichouloudelaotaipozhanzaitangwumenkoujixuyongjianruideshengyinshuodao：“niangniang，wojialaotaiyedengleninshibanian，zheixienianlaotaiyeyemeiyoulaidajiaoguonin。rujin，zheixiaoziyijingnianmanshibasui，ninyebuyongjixushouzhetale......”
“laotaiyeshuole，ruoshiniangniangbutongyigenwomenhuiqudehua，neimewomenjiuzhinengnongsizheixiaozile！”
zheichouloulaotaipodehuarangwoxinzhongyijing！
关我什么事啊？
buguo，tangwuwaideneigechouloulaotaipoxianranbudasuangenwojiangshenmedaoli。
“砰~”
tangwudemenbeibaolichuaikaile，senlengdeyinfengmengdigualejinlai，fangjianlidewenduzhoujiang。
wodexindoukuaitiaodaosangziyanle，jinwozhequantoudaxiaodehulidiaoxiang，yanzhengzhengdekanzheneigenongzhuangyanmodechouloulaotaipozoujinletangwuzhizhong。
hulimudiaoshiyeyedangnianqinshoudiaokede，yongdeshitaomuxin，quzidangnianwochushengzhishiyuanzilibeijiudaoleitingpichengjiaotandeneikelaotaoshu。
yongyeyedehualaishuo，zheishihuozhenjiashideleijimu，youquxiebishadezuoyong。
jiushibuzhidaozheihulimudiaoshifounenggoudangdezhuzheigechouloudelaotaipole。
zoujintangwuzhizhongdelaotaipolengleyixia，zhigougoudekanxianglewofangjianlideneikoulaojing，yishuangmouzizhuozhuofangguang，tanlanjidudeshensehaobuyanshi。
“尸香？”
laotaipohenjidongdemoyang：“meicuo，zheijueduishishixiang！laotaiyecaideguoranmeicuo，shibaniandedengdai，jiushiweilejinchao！shilishixiang，baiguixiangzheng，qianzainanfenga！”
尸香？
zheilaojingzhizhongsanfachudeyixiangshishitidexiangqi？
这就有点扯淡了吧！
wozhitingshuoguoshitishijianjiulehuifulanfachou，haicongweitingshuoguoshenmeshixiangni！
zaiwohaimeihuanguoshenlaideshihou，laotaipojiuyincecedekanxiangwo，senshengshuodao：“niangniangshoulenishibanian，zhenghaoyongnixiaozidexuelaiyangaiyixianiangniangdeshixiangqi，yeshengdezhoubiandeguhunyeguiwendaoshixiangpaolaizhengduole！”
huayinluodeshunjian，zheichouloudelaotaipojiuchaozhewopuleguolai。
kansiqilaobashidelaotaipo，shenxingjiaojiandeyoudianbiantai，zhuanyanjianjiupudaolewodemianqian，genbenbujiwoshanbidejihui。
taneifenglidezuyoucunyuzhangdezhijiachaozhewodebozizhualeguolai，wosuijingbuluan，jiangshouzhongjinwodeneimudiaohulichaozhetazaleguoqu。
xiayishunjian，laotaipojiucanhaozhebaotuishubu。
mudiaohulizazhongletadeshou，ertadeshouquexiangshibeilieyanzhikaoleside，pikairouzhanmaochudandanheiyandetongshi，mimimamadehuangmaocongtadeshoubeishangshengchu。
mudiaohulishiyoulaotaoshuxindiaokeercheng，jiashangwochangnianxianghuogongfeng，pixiequshadexiaoguoxianzhu，yishanglaijiurangzheilaotaipochiledakui。
tacanhaotonghudetongshi，kanxiangwoshouzhongneimudiaohulideyanshenjidan，tongshikanxiangwodeyanshengengjiadeyuandule。
“yijianpotaomueryi，zhenyiweizheidongxinengbaonidemingma？”
laotaipozhengninglihou：“jinwanlaopoziwodingyaofang**dexue，yikoukoujiangnishengtunle......gunjinlai，gandiaozheixiaozi！”
suizhetadelihou，tangwumenqianneibagezhuanghanfangxialetaizhedexuehonghuajiao，yongjinlefangjianzhizhong。
tamentaruwodefangmenshunjian，fangjianneidewenduzaicizhoujiang，dongdewozhiduosuo。
ruguojinjinzhiyouzheichouloulaotaipozijidehua，wopingjiezheshouzhongdemudiaohulihainengshaoweidekanghengyixia，danshiyanxiazheiqingkuang，jiurangwoyoudianmazhuale。
jiusuanwoshouzhongdemudiaohulinenggouquxiebishaduizheixiezangdongxiyoukezhidezuoyong，danshiyiduoyaosixianga！
jiuzaiwoxinhuangyiluanshenzhishengchuxiexujuewangqingxudeshihou，fangjianzhizhongdeneikoulaojingneideyixiangshenggengjiadejicule，neiguziyixiangyenongyuderangrenyoudianchuanbuguoqilaideganjue。
modi，yitiaoyouheidesuolianconglaojingzhizhongcuanchu，shunjianchanraozhulewodeyaoshen。
yigudalixilai，wozaihaowufangbeideqingkuangxia，zhijiebeineiyouheidesuoliantuozhuaijinleneisanchijianfangdelaojingzhizhong。
“砰~”
wozhuiluoheihuhudelaojingzhihou，zazaileshenmedongxishangmian，shunjianrangwoyouleyizhongyuandifeishengdeganjue，quanshendegutoudouxiangshiduanwanleside。
congjingkoudaojingdidagaishiyumidejuli，yexingkuiwocongxiaoduanlianshenti，ruguotizhishaoweichayidian，gumozhewozheiyixiajiuyaogepile。
wozhengzhazhexiangyaoqishen，danshiganggangneiyixiashuaidetaitengle，woxianzaihaiyunhuhudequanshenmeiyousihaodeliqi。
jingkouchu，neichouloudelaotaipotantouchaozhejingdikanguolai，tongshihairangrangzherangneibagezhuangshuodezangdongxiganjintiaojinjinglixianbawonongsi，tongshihairangtamenbajingzhongdehuxianniangniangtaichuqu。
woxianzaishichedidejuewangle！
woganjuecishideziji，hewengzhongdeneizhibiemeiyoushenmequbiele！
erjiuzaicishi，woganjueyouzhibingliangxinideshouzhangmodaolewodeshenshang，rangwobuzijindedalegehanzhan。
什么东西？
那位狐仙娘娘？
woxinzhongjingxi，jicudeshuodao：“huxianniangniang，jiu......a！”
huaweishuowan，wojiutenghuqilai。
wodebojingbeiyaole，bijianyixiangnongyu，woshenzhinenggouganjuedaotaneiweiruodehuxiqixipentuzaiwodeyanhoujian。
wobumingbai，taweiheyaoyaowo？
haiyou，wonenggoumingxiandechajuedao，tasihuzaixiwodexue！
tadaodishihuxianniangnianghaishijiangshia？
wodeyishihuanghu，henkuaijiuxianruleheianzhizhong。
zaiwohunmiqiandeshunjian，wohaitingdaolejingkouchuneichouloulaotaipodecanhuaihao，tasihuzaiqiurao，yebuzhidaodaodifashengleshenmeshi。
wozuoleyigehenzhanghenzhangdemeng，mengzhongdewojiandaoleyigejuemeidenvzi。
tadeshenhou，youjiutiaoweibahuiwuzhe，wenwanmeihuo、meiyanfengqing、qingchundafang......
shijiansuoyouxingrongmeinvrongmaoqizhidecihui，douwufamiaoshuqiwanfenzhiyi。
zhidaozheiyike，wocaisuanshizhenzhengdemingbaileshenmejiaozuohongyanhuoshui，mingbaileshenmejiaoqingguoqingchengzhimao！