zaiyizhongxueyuanzhong，songyannianlingzuixiao，dantadezhandouliqueshizuigaode，jishiruci，quemeiyourenrenweitahuishizhaoxiaoyudeduishou。
“songyanjiayou，zheiciduochengjizhao。”yimingnianzhangdexueyuanxiangsongyanhuiwulexiaquantou，duifangjiaowangsong，shiyijiawangmaogongsijishubuzhuguan，suanshiyizhongxueyuanzhong，yusongyanguanxizuihaodeyige。
“wolaizuozhuang，dusongyanshizhaoneibeidabaierpeiyi，shizhaowaiyipeier，zuixiaoyawushi，zuidayaliangbai。”
yimingtixingzhuangshi，ershiwuliusuidenanxueyuandashenghandao，tajiaoyehu，xinggehaoshuang，chulemingdeainao，zaiyizhongxueyuanzhong，chulesongyanwai，tashilizuiqiang。
“woyashizhaoneiwushi。”
“woyashizhaoneiyibai。”
“woyeyashizhaoneiyibai。”
“dajiadouyashizhaonei，wojiuyashizhaowailiangbai，suanshigulixiasongyan。”wangsongxiaohehededao。
jiexialai，dajiafenfenxiazhu，gongyoushierrenxiazhu，jieguochulewangsongyatashizhaowailuobai，qiyuquanshiyadeshizhaonei。
“huge，jinwanyingleqianqingkebu？”songyanwenyehu。
“qing，dangrandeqing。”yehuhaoqidepaizhexiongfudao，takaidujuyeshiweilehaowan，bingbushiweilekanzhongneijibaikuaiqian。
“neijiuzheimeshuodingle，wojiusuanpinlelaomingyeyaojianchishizhaoyishang！”songyanyiweishenzhangdexiaolexiao，ranhoumaibulaidaoleleitaishang。
“jintianshizenmexiangde，shijiulemeibeijienve，huainianbeinvedeziweilema？”zhaoxiaoyudingzhesongyandao，lianshangqueguazheyisixinvedexiaorong。
“woshuowoshilainvenide，nixinbu？”songyansixiaofeixiaodao，zaiwuguanbubixiangxuexiaoneibandidiao，songyanshenshangduoleyifensiyiliangfenzhangyang。
zhaoxiaoyuxiumeiyitiaodao：“you，zheishijitianbujian，zhangbenshile？xiwangzhangdebuzhishikoushangbenshi。”
“nishishijiuzhidaole。”songyanyibenzhengjingdediandiantou。
zhaoxiaoyubeiqixiaole：“hao，ruguobenguniangbunengzaibazhaoneikoni，jiurennichuzhi！”
“haishisuanleba。zheigeduzhutaida，wopanishubuqi。”songyanyaozhetoudao。
“youhe，budanchuiniujianzhang，haixuehuilejijiangfa。”zhaoxiaoyubuxieyixiao，suijixiangtaixiazhongrendao：“dajiazuogejianzheng，ruguowobunengzaibazhaoneikosongyanzheixiaozi，jiudayingtayigetiaojian。”
zhongrenhongxiaozheyingdalexialai。
zhaoxiaoyuzaicikanxiangsongyan：“xianzainimanyileba。”
“xiaoyujiezheikeshinizijishuode，wokemeibini。”songyandeyidexiaole，neixiaorongjiuhaositouchixiaojichenggongdexiaohuliban。
yinyinjian，zhaoxiaoyugandaoyisibumiao，dansuijijiujuedezijixiangtaiduo，songyandeshilitahaibulejiema，ruguotaquanliyingfu，buyaoshuobazhaokota，wuzhaodouchuochuoyouyule。
jiezhe，taduisongyangoulegoushouzhi：“laiba，bieshuojiebujinijihui，xiandongshouba！”
“xiaoyujiexiaoxinle，wolaile！”
songyanqingheyisheng，dabumaiqian，tuqikaisheng，yiquanzhibenzhaoxiaoyudemianmen。
yinweitaduizhaoxiaoyudejutishilibulejiepashangdaota，suoyi，tazhiyonglewuchengli。
zhengsuoweixingjiayichushoujiunengkanchugedagai，congsongyanzheiyiquandesuduhequanfenglaipanduan，zhaoxiaoyukeyikendingsongyandeshilidequeyoulehendadezhangjin。
buguo，tayijiumeibatafangzaixinshang，tongyangdeyiquanhuichu。
“砰！”
liangzhiquantouzaixukongzhuangzaiyiqi，jiezhe，zhaoxiaoyujiugandaoyigujulicongsongyandequantouzhongchuanlai，zhuangdetalianliantuihousanbucaiwenzhushenxing，xinzhongquechijingbuyi：“zheixiaozideliliangzenmebiandezheimeda？”
jiandaosongyanyiquanjituilezhaoxiaoyu，taixiadexueyuanmenqueshihurandengdaleyanjing，fenfenluchubukezhixinzhise，shenmeshihou，songyanbiandezheimelihaile。
zhengsuoweidashesuigunshang，deshiburaoren。
yiquanjituizhaoxiaoyuhou，songyanchenshiqiangjin，jiangtishuzhongdegedouzhaoshijielianbuduandeshizhankailai。
yishi，bidezhaoxiaoyushoumangjiaoluan，lianlianhoutui。
buguo，leitaijiuzheimeda，henkuaizhaoxiaoyujiubeibidaoleleitaibianyuan，zaituijiuyaobeibixiaqule。
ruguozaizhongmukuikuizhixiabeisongyanzheixiaozidabai，yihoutadelianhaiwangnalifang，suoyi，tayegubudezaizangzhuo，dantianzhongdeneijingdouranbaofa，lianxujiangsongyandesanjigongjigedangzhu，tongshijiaoxiabufayibian，songyanzhiganyanqianyihua，jiushiqulezhaoxiaoyudeshenying。
buguoquegandaoyiguxixiaodefengshengcongbeihouchuanlai。
tabuhuitouyezhidaozhaoxiaoyuyinggairaodaoletashenhou，ruguoshiyiqian，takendingduobukai，danxianzai，takeshironghelezhongdengtishu。
suoyi，tashenxingfeikuaixiadun，yituihengsaoerchu，zhaoxiaoyumeixiangdaosongyanfanyinglizheimekuai，lianmangshouhuigongjixianghoutuiqu。
kexi，songyandezheijisaotuizhishixuzhao，liangtuishunshixingchengyigegongbu，shangbanshenfeidanerchu，youzhoujiazazhebachengdelidaokuairuoshandiandezhuangchu。
yaoduobiyijinglaibuji，zhaoxiaoyuzhinengjiangneijingyunzhuandaoshoubeiyingdang。
“砰！”
jingligudang，fachuyishengmenxiang，jiezhe，zhaoxiaoyujiugandaoyiguwufapidangdeliliangzhuangdetashenxinglianlianhoutui，zhidaotuidaoleitaibianyuancaikankanwenzhushenxing。
“tian，songyanchile**！jianzhimengdeyitahutu！”jiandaozheiyimu，yehuzuibazhangdelaoda。
zhiyuqitarenlianshangyedouxiemanlezhenjing。
jiangzhaoxiaoyuzhuangfeihou，songyanjiutingzhilegongji，suirangangcaineijizhoujijiangzhaoxiaoyujizhuangfeile，dantayebuhaoshou，yinweitaganyingdaoyiguqiguaideliliangqinruletadepifu，shidetazhengtiaoshoubeidejiroudouyizhensuanma。
ruguotameicaicuodehua，neiguliliangyinggaishizhaojiaquanbuchuanzhimi，jiuduanhuxifalianchudeneijing。
“xiaoyujie，xianzaiyijingguoleshizhao，nihaimeiyoukowo，nishibushishule？”songyanxiaohehededao。
“songyanni。”zhaoxiaoyudelianturanbiandezhanghong，tawanwanmeixiangdao，huishujisongyanzheichouxiaozi。
jiandaoliansezhanghongdezhaoxiaoyu，songyanganjuehenhenchulekoueqi，xiaohehedao：“zenme，xiaoyujiexiangyaofanhui？buguoxiaoyujiebushinanren，woyunxunifanhui！”
zhaoxiaoyutuokoudao：“chouxiaozisheishuowofanhuile，shuoba，niyaowozuoshenme？”
songyanwaizhenaodaixianglexiang，xinzhongyongchuyigeezuojudeniantou，dunshi，tazeiliuliudemuguangzaizhaoxiaoyushenshangsaoshiqilai。
ganshoudaotademuguang，zhaoxiaoyuxinzhongyouxiefama，shuodao：“nibuyaotiguofendeyaoqiua，fouzewobuhuifangguoni。”
songyanheiheiyixiao：“xiaoyujiefangxinwozenmehuitiguofendeyaoqiuni，zheiyangba，nixiangwoshuoyiju“gege，meiziyihouzaiyebuganle”，zheijianshijiuzheimeguoqule！”
“什么？”
zhaoxiaoyumeixiangdaosongyanhuitichuzheiyangdetiaojian，dunshizhengzhangliandoubeiqiqingle。
taixiadezhongweixueyuanyouchuanlaiyizhenhongxiaosheng。
“xiaoyujie，ganjinjiaoa，hugejintianzhuanlebushaoqian，haidengzheqingdajiachixiaoyeni？”songyansixiaofeixiaodekanzhezhaoxiaoyudao。
“songyannishibushixiangsi！”zhaoxiaoyuehenhendedao。
“你输不起！”
“ni……huangetiaojiankeyibu？”
“你输不起！”
“xing，nihen，bierangwoyihoudaizhujihui！”zhaoxiaoyukuaiqifengle。
duiyuzhaoxiaoyudeweixie，songyansihaobufangzaixinshang，fanerjiangshoufangzaierbianzuolingtingzhuang。
jianzhuang，zhaoxiaoyuzhiqideyayangyang，chenmoleyihuier，caiyongrutongwenzideshengyindao：“gege，meiziyihouzaiyebuganle。”
“tingbujian，dajiatingjianlema？”songyanwenzhongren。
“meitingdao。”zhongrenqihong，zaichangdexueyuandoubeizhaoxiaoyuzouguo，haoburongyikandaotachibie，ziranyaopeihe。
songyanwugudetanzheshouxiangzhaoxiaoyudao：“xiaoyujieniyekandaole，dajiadoumeitingdao。”
“gege，meiziyihouzaiyebuganle！”zhaoxiaoyuxiuyandengzhesongyanyaozheyahandao。
songyanyingdadao：“ai，meiziguai，gegeyuanliangnile！”
“哈哈！”
众人再次哄堂大笑。