第6章 不准和我爸认兄弟!

jiannverheyun,muqinganjinfuzhunvershuodao:“bujiuliangqianduowanma?zhiyubanihechengzheiyangma?”

shuohuashi,muqinyiliandewusuowei。

“ma,yiwanshiduoshaozhangyibaiyuan?”nverqidefaxiao。

“yibaizhang。”muqinrengranshiyiliandewusuowei。

“shiwanshiduoshaozhang?”nverdeyuqilidaizhexixue。

“yiqianzhang。”wusuoweidebiaoqingyiranhennong。

“yibaiwanni?”nverrengranxiaozhewen。

“yiwanzhang。”muqinzheixiakaishiyouyidianjinzhangle。

“yiqianwanni?”nveryouwenxiaqu。

“zhei••••••”muqinhedezuichunzhandou。taturannaoziyixiazikongbaile。

“yiqianwanjiushishiwanzhangyibaiyuandechaopiao。dangranliangqianwanjiushiershiwanzhangyibaiyuandechaopiao。zuiguanjiandeshizheigewonangfeishi‘xiamaopengzhesihaozi’a。

“zheigechengzilongdeqiantaiduole,duodelailingrenkongbu!”

nainaibijingshiyigejiazuzhizhu,naoziqingxing。

danzheigeshuziyechaochuletadexiangxiang。

juedeshuziyeshirangtadetuifaruanle。

“lingyichuanyaochiyidingshiyitaobieshumendeyaochi。buguo,womenyaozenyaocaizhidaozheitaobieshuzainalini?”

nainaishifenzirandicaicedao。

“neiyouhenande?genzongtahuozheshiwentabujiuzhidaole。buguo,nainai,zheixiedouyongbuzhele。”wuyuanranshenshangdishuo。

“weisha?tabushinidenanrenma?”nainaihouyan**dishuo。

“zheibu?jintianchadianbushilihunlema?”wuyukuxiaodao。

zheikuxiaohaidaizheyisikuse。

••••••

庄氏庄园。

wangyunxiaoyouzaitadehoumianjiaoganshangzhajinleshiergenyinzhen。

sishifenzhonghou,wangyunxiaoshuo:“lai,meinvguniang,wofunidaodengzishangzuozhezhazhen。xiamiandezhenbixuyaozuozhezhale——yinweiyaotuinahe**le!”

wangyunxiaomeiyoushiduoshaolijiubazhuangxiaoyafudaodengzishangzuohaole。

ranhou,zaitadetoushanghejiaobanxinshangfenbiezhazhen。

zaizhazhendetongshi,youjita**tuinashuangjiao。

bazhenhou。wangyunxiaoturandajiaoyisheng:“aiya,nizuodaowodeyinzhenle!”

zhuangxiaoyayijiling,yixiazhanqilai!

jingwen:“nali?wonalizuozhenidezhen?!”turan,takanjianzijiyijingzhanqilaile,biandakudao:“baba—!baba—kebudelela!”

“zenmela?nver!zenmela?xiaoya!”fuqinhehuangle,yiweinverchushile。

yibianhanzhenver,yibianbuguyiqiedichongjinlai,lianyijinghedeshabai!

“baba,nikanma,renjianengzhanqilaila!”nverxingfendihongzheliansajiaozheshuo。

“aiya,zhenshishenyiya!”fuqinjidongdiyishuowan,“pa”diyishengbianjiwangyunxiaoguixiale!

“baba,nibuyaoguita!baba,nikuaiqilai!”nverzhejidishuo,manmandichaofuqinzouguolai。

wangyunxiaoyegankuaiqufuzhuangzong。

“lai,wangyisheng,wangshenyi,jintianwomenjiuzaizheilijiebaiweixiongdi,congcihou,youfutongxiang,younantongdang!”yuyanlichongmanleganjiyuchongbai。

zhuangzongshuozhejiuyaolazhewangyunxiaodaochifanjiandeshenkanmianqianjiebaiweixiongdi。

“buke!buxing!baba,nibunenghetajiebaiweixiongdi!ruguoyaojiebaidehua,jiujiebaiweifuzi—yifuyizi。”nverjinghudao。

“weisha?nver,nibuzhidaosanguoyanyilide‘taoyuansanjieyi’ma?jiebaiweixiongdipasha?nianlingdayidianyemeiyouguanxia。”fuqinyiliandemengbi。

“baba,renjiadoujitadadule!daduwoshule。shulejiuyaojianxingduyue。

“nigentarenchengxiongdi,neiwozaban?nihanxiongdi,wohanlaogong,neichengleshale!”nverjiaochendao。

yimohongyunfeishanglenverdelianpang。

babazheixiasihumingbaile。

脸也红了。

heiheidixiaodao:“neinijiujishenyishuonishuodehuabusuanshu••••••”

zhuangyanjixudouquzhenver。

“aiya,ba••••••”zheiyijiaochenzhenshibaimeisheng。

“hao,wangshenyi,zou,zanliangjiujiebaiweifuzizenyang?”jiannverzhendejile,bianganjinshuodao。

wangyunxiaogaoxingdishuodao:“hao!wozhenghaomeiyoufuqin。wodefuqinzaiwosansuineinianjiubingshile!

“suoyi,wocongbasuijiukaishixueyile。”

zhuangzongjianwangyunxiaotongyile,bianshifenjidongdilazheyunxiaojiudao“fanting”qule。

mianduishenkan,zhuangzongxianxiangcaishenyezuoleyigeyi。

ranhouguixia,langshengdishuodao:“caishenye,nijiwozuozheng:jintian,wangshenyilianxuqiangjiulewolianggezhiqinzhiaideren:yigeshiwomuqin,yigeshiwodebaobeinver。

“suoyi,woyaoyuwangshenyijiebaiweifuzi,woweifu,taweizi。

“congcihou,womenliangfuzichunchixiangyi,youwozhuangyanchide,jiuyouwoerzichide!

“congcihou,womentonggangongku,zaishengyichangshanggongjintui!”

zhuangyanshuowanzheixiehuahou,youlianbaileliangbai。

ranhou,zhanqishenzaibaileyibai;

wangyunxiaoyezhaotadeyangzishuole,zuole。

wanhou,zhuangyandashengdihan:“erzi!

wangyunxiaoyedongqingdihanleyisheng:“baba!”

“hahahaha••••••wojintianyeyouerzile!erqie,youyigehenlihaideerzile!

“erzi,eleba?lisao,bai—fan—!”zhuangyangaoxingdeshouwuzudao。

shoufuzheqiangbiheqitadongximanmandizoudao“canting”menkoudezhuangxiaoya,kandaozheiyimu,qiaoqiaodikule!

zheishi,wangyunxiaodedianhuaxiangle:“wangxiongdi,xiaoshenyi,nidehunlichengmeiyoua?ruguolichenglewodesunnvchengxiukedengzheni。”

“a,shichenglaoya。chengzongkaiwanxiaole。buguo,chenglao,nizazhidaowojintianqulihunni?”yunxiaoganjuedefeichangqiguai。

“jintian,wohechengxiudaonijialiqule。quleyihuier,tingnideyuemushuonihetadenverlihunqule。suoyi,daileyihuierwomenliangyesunjiuzhihaozoule。”chenglaohehedixiaozheshuo。

“daowojia?youshashiqingma?chenglao?”yunxiaoyuelaiyueqiguaile。

“wo,nideliangchuanyaochidiaozaiwodechezifujinle。woshiqusongyaochide。”chenglaorengranhehefaxiao。

“yaochi?womeiyouyaochiya,chenglao,shibushiqitarendiaodeya?”yunxiaojuedekendingshichenglaogaocuole。

“jiushinidiaode。shicheyaochihefangyaochi。chejinifangzainidexiaoqu,yanseshihongsede。fangzizaiyidoushidenanchengbinjiangludeshenhaozhuangyuanwudongwuhaolousanlouerhao。”chenglaoyuqiqingsongdishuo。

“sha?chehefang?!chenglao,zheiliyetaidale!”wangyunxiaojidongdeliandouhongle。

“xiaoxiaoliwu,buchengjingyi。zaishuo,yihou,laoxiuwohaimianbuleyaofanlaoshenyi!nikongleganjinqukankanfangziba,wodaonidejialideshihou,nidemuqinyexuchuquzufangle!”chenglaoguanzhaodao。