lierniugangbiyejiupobujidaidilaidaoleqingfengzhen，zhiweiliangjianshi。
yishilaiqingfengzhenxiaxiadelianhuacunrenzhicunguan，ershilierniudedageyaojiehunle，tayaohuijiawanchengjiezhongdashi。
lierniudedageshi“tianwei”zhiren，wufaxingnannvzhishi，yincixuyaoxianglierniujiezhong。
zhibuguo，lierniuzijizuomengyemeiyouxiangdaodeshi，dangtazoujinzhenzhengfuzhaoshujibangongshideshihou，jiufaxiansihulaidehenbushishihou。
shujidebangongshibushihenda，shoushidehenganjing，hongmuzhuoshangbaifangzheyitaochaju，kongqizhongmimanzheyigudandandechaxiang。
buguolierniudeyanjingqueluozailezhaoshujishenbiandenvrenshenshang。
nvrenshangshenchuanzheyijianheisedezhiyezhuang，xiabanshenchuanzheheisededuanqun，baoguozhefengyu，shencaihenyuncheng，pifuyehenbaixi，yizhangguazilianshangdaizheyisiganga，xianranshibeichuangjinlaidelierniuheleyitiao。
“nizenmehuishi？jinlaizhiqianbuzhidaoqiaomenma？”zhaohaizhutaitoukanleyiyanlierniu，yuqizhongchongmanlenaohuo。
“baoqian，”lierniulianmangdaoqian，ranhoucongbeibaolimianquchuzijidedangandijizhaohaizhu，dao：“zhaoshuji，woshixinlaidelierniu，yaodaolianhuacunqugongzuo，zheishiwodedangan，jintianshilaixiangninbaobeide！”
“fangneierba！”zhaohaizhubunaifandibailebaishou，“daolelianhuacunhaohaoweirenminfuwu！”
lierniudianlediantou，ranhoutoutoupiaoleyiyanzhaohaizhushenbiandenvren，xinlidagaiyecaichulejifen，dangjiyebuxiangzaichuzaizheilidanwurenjiadehaoshi。
“dengdeng！”jiuzailierniuzhuanshenyaozouchubangongshimendeshihou，zhaohaizhuhuranjiaozhuleta，ranhounachuyigetiaozidijilierniu，dao：“nibangwoqulouxiayaodiannayixiayaoba！”
“好！”
李二牛没有多疑。
zijijiexialaisannianhaiyaozaiqingfengzhentaofanchi，cishinenggouzaishujimianqianliugeyinxiang，duizijiyihoudegongzuokendingshiyouhaochude！
“nijiuzheimefangxinjiaojiyigemaotouxiaozi？”lierniuzoulezhihou，nvrenshunshizuozailezhaohaizhudehuaili。
“hehe，yigeganggangbiyededaxuesheng，nanbuchenghaiganluanlai？”
zhaohaizhuyibianshuozhe，yibiandeshouyijingbulaoshiqilai。
ganggangyaobushilierniuturanchuangjinlai，zijizaojiutiqiangshangzhenle！
lierniunazhetiaozidaolelouxiadeyaodian，nadaoleyao。
zhishitayouxiehaoqi，neigedianyuantingshuoshizhaoshujideyao，jingrannaleyizhangniuyouzhibaoguodeyanyanshishide。
什么药还见不得人？
lierniuyouxiehaoqi，buguodaoyemeiyoudasuantoukan。
lierniunazheyaozhunbeifanhui，huranniaoji，bianjuedingxianqushanggecesuo，ranhouzaiqusongyao。
fanzhengyipaoniaodegongfu，yedanwubuleduojiu。
zhishitameiyouxiangdao，dangtashangwancesuozouchulaideshihou，queyingmianzhuangshanglezhaohaizhu。
zhishicikezhaohaizhudelianseyouxiehuangzhang，etoushangmaochulelenghan。
“zhaoshuji，nin，zenmele？”lierniukaikouwendao，tongshijiangshoulideyaodijilezhaohaizhu。
“e，ni，nishijiaoerniuba？”kandaolierniu，zhaohaizhudeyanzhongmengdishanguoyisijingguang，ranhouyibajiangtazhuaijincesuo，dao：“neige，erniua，niyihuidebangwogemang，zhiyaoshichengle，wokendingbuhuikuidainide！”
要我帮忙？
李二牛一脸懵逼。
这是怎么了？
buguojiranzhaohaizhukaikoule，lierniuyebuhaozhijiejujue，bianshuodao：“zhaoshuji，shenmeshiya，nishuo！”
“我……”
zhaohaizhuzhengyaokaikou，huranyidaoyaotiaodeshenyingjingranzhijiechongjinlecesuo，buyoufenshuobianyibazhuaizhuzhaohaizhudeerduojiangtajiulechuqu，ranhouyibaduoguotashoulideyao，yanmoulimianshanshuozhehanyi：“zhaohaizhu，zheishishenmedongxi？”
“zhei……”zhaohaizhulianshangyizhenganga，ranhoukanleyiyanpangbiandelierniu，dao：“neige，laopo，zheibushiwode，shi，shierniude！”
zhaohaizhushuozhe，ranhoukanxianglierniu：“neige，erniuya，nikan，nisaozilaile，woyebuhaobangniyinmanle！”
我了个擦！
lierniuwenyandunshimingbailezhaohaizhuganggangsuoshuodebangmangshishenmeyisi！
zheishiyaozijibangtabeiguoya！
“erniuya，nikuaibangwochengqingya，”zhaohaizhujianlierniuhaizailengshen，bianjixushuodao：“wozheigangganglai，kebuyaojinisaoziliuxiabuhaodeyinxiangya！”
妈的！
这个锅是背定了！
lierniuxinlianma，danyezhidaozijishiduobuguole，dangjibianduizhaohaizhushenbiandenvrenshuodao：“neige，saozi，zheidequeshiwodeyao！”
“fangpi！”zhaohaizhudelaopolengxiaoyisheng，jingzhidelianshangduqiyicenghanshuang，ranhoudingzhelierniu，dao：“jirannishuoshinide，dakai！”
“这……”
lierniuxinliyihuang，kanleyiyanzhaohaizhu，dantaquegenbenbugankanlierniu。
“suanle，yijingbeiguole，yebuchazaihenyidian！”
lierniuxinlixiangzhe，bianhuanhuandichaikaileniuyouzhi。
kedangtadakaideshihou，zhenggerendoushayanle！
尼玛的！
竟然是椿药！
nanguaineigedianyuanyaobaoguodeyanyanshishile！
“heng，wozaiwenniyibian，zheishinidema？”zhouhongmeikandaochunyao，liansedunshibianlebian，muguangxiangshidaoziyiyangguazailierniudeshenshang，“ninianjiqingqing，xuyaoyongzheyaozheixiedongxima？”
lierniuganjuelianshang**lade。
妈的！
zijiyishiyingmingsuanshihuile！
danshiyizhici，zhinengyingkangxiaqu。
xiwangzhaohaizhushihounengjidezijijintiandeenqingba！
“neige，saozi，bumannishuo，wo，woxu！”
tingdaolierniudehua，zhaohaizhudexuanzhedexinluolexiaqu，yanshenzhongluchuleyisizanshangdeshense，danzheizhongshensezhishiyishanershi、
“heng！”zhouhongmeijianwenbuchushenme，bianzhuanshenduizhaohaizhuzhiwendao：“zhaohaizhu，niyiweizhaorenbangnizheyanjiunengguoquma？”
“wowenni，suyanneige**zenmezainidebangongshi？wokekanjianle，tahaiyishanbuzhengni！”
苏燕？
yuanlaizhaohaizhubangongshilimiandenvrenjiaosuyan。
zhishilierniuxinlianmazhaohaizhu，
nizenmejiuzheimebuxiaoxinni？
zenmejiubeinilaopoduzhuleni？
“keke……”zhaohaizhudunshizhanghonglelian，ranhoubamuguangluozailierniudeshenshang，ranhoushanshandao：“laopo，zheige，zheigenijiudewenerniule！”