怎么回事？？
tuxuehousunzhentangdequgankaishichouchu，zuishangde**shenghuidangzaishengshoutangneibu，baokuosunsisizaineisuoyouzaichangqunzhong，cikedouyipianhuaran。
“nizheizhendeshizaizhibingma……”
sunsisijingkongdikanzheyanqianyeyedecanzhuang，shoubutingzaizhandou。
“haodaiyeshisunjiayitangzhizhu，beirenzheimezhetengyetaiguofenleba……”
“zheixiaonianqingxingbuxinga……gaobuhaozhishizhuangmozuoyangeryi。”
“shia……xianzaixiandaiyixuezheimefada，jingranhaiyourenzhuyaotongguozhenjiulaizhibing……？”
changmianzaicichengxianyibiandaodetaishi，jinhusuoyourendoukaishizhiyiqitangfengdenengli。
“tangfeng，nijiushaozaizheijiwozhuangmozuoyangle！！kannibarenzhetengdi，yaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan，bieshuosunjia，jiulianwomenshengshoutangdoubuhuifangguoni！”
zhangchenchenshixiaozhangleqilai，youyuyouyulundezhichi，cikedetahenbudezhijiejiangtangfengtongmayidun。
“就你？”
tangfenglenglengpielezhangchenyiyan，zuijiaomanshibuxiedechaofengzhiyi，zhiliaorengzaijinxing，tuchudatanheixuehoudesunzhentangqingkuangsihujizhuanzhixia，dantangfengquebuyiweiran，shoujiandepinlvrengzaijiakuai！！
“通！！”
tangfengzaicidaheyisheng，sunzhentangmengrandengdayanjing，fachuyishengxiongzhuangdepaoxiao——
“啊——！”
sunzhentangchuanzhecuqi，shuangshoujinjinwuzhuxiongkou，cikeyouruquanshenqimaidoubeijiaodongban，saotongnanren。
danzaizheizhiyu，sunzhentangjingganshoudaoleyiside。。。shuchang？？
“连接式，定！”
tangfengzuoshoumengranbaichugoubeidongzuo，sunzhentanghuqumengranyizhen，zaichangdeguanzhongbujinpingzhulehuxi！！！
“dusuzaoyibichu，xianzaidatongqimaijike！”
tangfengzhenbeiyihui，xianchangqijibanxianqileyigumomingdezhenfeng，anchazaisunzhentangxiongqiandeyinzhenjingkaishichunchunyudong，tangfengzuoshouzhongzhigenshizhibuduanzaixiongqianjinxingweidiao，sihuzaicaozongzhezheixieyinzhen！！
“终止式——落！”
tangfengyanshenzhongbengfachubaiyinbandeguangmang，yunzaixiongqiandeshuangshoumengranfanxiangzhangkai，yishijianjingdaluanleshengshoutangtangneideqiliuyundong，shisangenyinzhentongyishijianbeiyigubuzhimingdeliliangchouchu，erjiuzaizheishunjian——
sunzhentangmengranzhengkaileshuangyan！！
“喝啊！！”
sunzhentangfachuyishengbaohe，yuanbentangzaidishangdetashunjianzhanleqilai！！！
众人瞠目结舌。
“suntangzhuzhijie……zhanqilaile？”
“zheiliaoxiaolaideye……taikuaileba……？”
zhouweichuanlailingxingdeyilunsheng，dangengduorenzeshibeitangfengzheishuangshengshouzhenjingdishuobuchuhua。
绝了，真的绝了。
sunsisijiansunzhentangmanxuefuhuo，xijierqidipuleshangqu。
“bukeneng……bukeneng……zhei……”
zhangchenlianshangdejirouyinkongjubuduanchouchuzhe，buduanyaotou，sihuxiangshuofuziji，yanqianbushizhende。
“zheishoufagao，shizaishigao！”
yuanchuchuanlainanrendezanshangsheng，suoyourendoujiangmuguangyileguoqu，sunzhentangyitingbianzhidaoshishei。
erzhangchen，gengshihededaoxiqileliangqi。
“shifu，zheijueduishipengqiao！woganggangkendingzhishinacuoleyaofang……”
“住口！”
“congyikaishinijiuzaizhuangmozuoyang！zhangzheshiwodedeyimenshengzhangyangbahu，yaobushiganggangzheiweixianshengchushou，nihaiyoumingzhanzaiwomianqian？？”
zhangshenyihenhenpielezhangchenyiyan，suijilikebianlianchaotangfengxiaokailehua。
“xiaoxiongdi，cidengshoufawozhangmoushishupeifu，buzhizheikefoujiushijianghushangshichuanqianzaide‘baimeishisanzhen’？”
“正是。”
tangfenglenglengdadao，mianduizhangshenyideshihaowanquanbuyiweiran。
zhishiguizaidixiadezhangchen，tuiyijingdoudaofama。
baimeishisanzhen……buhuiba？
zhangchensuiranzhibingbutaixing，danxiangzheizhongdamingdingdingdegudaiyishuzhenfa，danfanshenzaiyishuquanliderendouhuiyousuoerwen。
完了，这下完了。
“suntangzhu，ninshenshangdeqimaiyijingdatong，shentiyiwudaai，haiqingninhuisunfujingyangyiduanshijian。”
tangfengbigongbijingdishuozhe，zuishangluchuleheshandexiaorong，sunsisihuitouwangqu，zhijianmanyandoushixingguang。
“xiaoxiongdi，ganggangshiwoshilile，zuoweisunmoudejiumingenren，kefougaozhixingming？”
“tajiaotangfeng，shiwodeguiren。”
jiuzaitangfenggensunzhentangzhunbeihanxuanzhishi，pangbianchuanlaichengshuqiewenzhongdeshengyin，jimiaohouhewubianchuxianzailetaliangzhongjian。
“hezong，ninjingranzaizhei？shijingshijing。”
sunzhentangxianshilengleyixia，yanshenzaihewugentangfengzhijianlaihuisaolejiyan，shenqingfuza。
“hezong，yaoshiwozaojiandaonin，tangxiongdizheishierwodingbuhuihuaiyile，shizaishiyoudianshilia。”
sunzhentangzaihewumianqianbigongbijing，suiransunjiazuoweiliuzhouyiliumingzu，danzaihejiamianqian，huohouhaishichalexie。
“sisi，mianqianzheiweitangfengkeshiniyeyedejiumingenren，lai，nimenjiaohuangelianxifangshi，rihoujiushisunjiadeguikele。”
“好的爷爷。”
sunzhentangxiangdoumeixiang，zhijiejiangzijidesunnvsunsisituilechuqu。
erzheiyijudong，zaicirangzhongrenhuaran。
“shenme……sunjiajingranbasunsisijijieshaochuqule？？”
“woqu……zheikeshiconglaimeiyoudeshiqinga……！！”
zhongrenlianshangzaiciluchujingyazhiyi，yaozhidaosunsisikeshicongxiaobeisunjiapengzaishouxindezhangshangmingzhu，zeoushifenjiangjiumendanghudui，jiashangsunsisiyeshizailiuzhoupaideshanghaodexiaomeinv，yincisunzhentangduizijidesunnvgewaishenzhong。
ercikesunzhentangzhijiebasunnvjieshaojiletangfengrenshi，zheibeihoudeyuyibukeweibuqingchu。
“tangfenggege，zheishiwodelianxifangshi，ninshiwomensunjiadedaenren，youshenmeshiqingjinguangenwomenti。”
sunsisitiantiandixiaozhe，lianshangxiemanleduitangfengdeyangmuzhiqing，erzheifanchangjingyekandezhouweidexiaonianqingmenxinliyizhensuansuande。
xiangsunsisizheizhongjibiedemeinvjingranzhudongjitangfengpaochuganlanzhi，sheinengbujiduni？
dangranjiusuanjiduyemeiyong，tangfengbeihouyouliuzhoudiyijiazuhejiachengyao，zheishenzhibunengsuanshimendanghudui，ershigaopan！！
“neimeishenmeshierdehua，wojiuxianxinghuiqule，hezong，jinrishichutangtu，gairiwosunmoubidingshangmenzhiqian。”
“tangxiongdi，nishiwodeenren，youshenmeshiqingwubizhaodaosunjia，zaihui。”
sunzhentangshuobabianqishenzhunbeilikaishengshoutang，linzouqiansunsisisihuyiyouweijin，muguangchichibukencongtangfengshenshangyiqu。
“xiaozi，zheixianiyoukoufule。”
hewuyilianhuaixiaodishuodao。