第3章 你想干什么?

“tengtengteng,xiongdi,nixianfangshou,woyuanyihaohaogennitantan。”

shouwanshangchuanlaidejulietengtongzhigan,lingdeliuqiangbudebutuoxie。

zhaoxiaobingwenyan,buyoudishouxiayisong,liuqiangdeyixunsuzhengtuo。

“wogennishuo,woheqianjiezhenderenshimeiduojiu。”

zhaoxiaobingzhengyujieshini,liuqiangjingranzaicidongshou,chentafenshenzhiji,yigejianbuchongshanglai,juqishabaodadequantou,zhaozhezhaoxiaobingdenaodainuzaerqu。

“小兵,小心!”

zhanzaibuyuanchudeqianxiangling,gaoshengtixingdao,danshizaitakanlai,yijinglaibujile。

liuqiangturandegongjishizaitaiguoxunmeng,changrengenbenmeiyoushanduodekeneng。

danshi,xianzaidezhaoxiaobing,kebushiputongren。

zhijiantabujinbushanbi,fushenjingshizhengmianyingleshangqu。

“似快实慢!”

zaixinliandaoyiju,zhaoxiaobingzhengyanyoubikai,toushifudaidenenglishunjiankaiqi。

dengtazaicikanxiangliuqiangdeshihou,faxianyuanbenshifenxunsudegongji,jingranguiyidibianman,youruzaikanlianhuanhuayiyang,buxubuji。

嘿!

zhaoxiaobingdiheyisheng,youshouwangqianyitan,bianshilaolaodizhuazhuliuqiangdequantou,zuoshoushandianbandipaichu。

嘭!

dichendemenshengxiangqi,zaiqianxianglingjingchademuguangzhushixia,liuqiangdeshentidaofeichuqu,zhongzhongdidiedaozaidi。

“aiyouweile,tongsiwole!”

liuqiangtongdezhimaniang,tazhengzhazheyaozhanqishen,taitoukanjianzhaoxiaobingyijingmiansebushandizoudaomianqian。

“你想干什么?”

“**!”

zhaoxiaobingyiyuluoxia,juqiquantouyouruyudianbandazailiuqiangdequanshenshangxia。

“小兵,快住手!”

qianxianglingzheishizhanchulai,zhizhilezhaoxiaobing。

zhaoxiaobingtaiqitou,buhaoyisidixiaoxiao,“bieguaiwoxiashoutaizhong,shizaishizheijiahuobukeliyu……”

“wozhidao。”qianxianglingshenxikouqi,“suiranwogentayuanfenyijin,danhaodaiyirifuqibairien,qingnikanzaiwodemianzishang,raoguotazheiyihuiba。”

“jiranqianjiedoufahuale,neiwohaiyoushenmehaoshuode?"zhaoxiaobingliezuiyixiao,zhuanguotou,duiliuqiangehenhendishuodao:”niruoshizaiganbufenqinghongzaobaideduiwodongshou,wojiujinbanidazhuyuan,haishengdejiaojiuhuche!”

qianxianglingshenkanyiyanliuqiang,“wozaishuoyici,wogenxiaobingshiqingbaide,lingwai,qingnicongnalilai,huinaliqu!wodeshi,lunbudaonilaichanhe!”

“你……你们……”

liuqiangwuzhelianshangdeyuqing,edudemuguangzaiqianxianglinghezhaoxiaobingliangrenshenshangsaoguo,“hao!nimenzheiduijianfu**,chizaoyouyitianwohuirangnimenhaokan!”

shuowanzhihou,tashuaimenerzou。

唉!

qianxianglingwunaiditankouqi,duizhaoxiaobingqianyidixiaoxiao,“xiaobing,baoqian,jinitianmafanle。”

zhaoxiaobingxiaozheyaoyaotou,“wopanixianshengwuhui,tadepiqineimebao,meibanfajieshi……”

“tazheirenyouhenzhongdeyixinbing,jihudaobiantaidechengdu,zongjuedewozaiwaimianyouren……”qianxianglingmanliandewunai,“suanle,jialishijiubugenniduoshuole,nizaizheilimanmanchi,wodequxuexiaolikankannuannuan。”

“好!”

sanrizhihou,zhaoxiaobingshunlichuyuan。

jujueleqianxianglingsongtahuiqudehaoyi,zhaoxiaobingduzihuidaochuzufang。

fangmendakai,jiukandaoyiduroushanlanzaitademianqian,shangshen**,hunshenzhichuantiaodakucha。

zheishifangdongdashudeerzi,lijun。

yigeyishiwucheng、sanshiduosuihaizaikenlaodexiaohunhun。

jiandaozhaoxiaobingkaimenerru,lijunlengxiaochusheng,“jitianbujian,wohaiyiweinisiwaimianni!”

zhaoxiaobingmeiyoulihui,jingzhidixiangzijidewuzizouqu。

“wei,chouxiaozi,bieyiweibudahuajiumeishile,wogaosuni,xiageyuedefangzuzhangle。”

zhaoxiaobinghuiguotou,wendao:“zhangduoshao?”

lijunliezuiyixiao,luchumankouhuangya,“buduo,yiqianqi!”

zhaoxiaobingwenyan,buyoudizhoulezhoumei,“shanggeyuebucaiyiqiankuaima,yixiazhangqibai,buheshiba?”

lijunyaoyaotou,“bushiqibai,shiyiqianqi,yejiushixiageyueniyaojiaoliangqianqi!”

“什么?”

zhaoxiaobingyouxiechijing,zheiliyoubushibeishangguang,zugeyijianwuzi,nalixuyaozheimeduoqian?

lijunqingmiedixiaoxiao,“xianguidehua,nikeyijuanpugaigundanya!”

“你!”

zhaoxiaobingbuyoudiwojinquantou,xianglexiang,wendao:“zheishilidashudeyisi,haishinideyisi?”

lijunzhangzuituleyikoutan,“tashiwoba,yijiarenshuohuayouchama?”

“xing,zheifangziwobuzule。”

zhaoxiaobingyiyaoya,chenshengshuodao。

“jiranbuzule,neinixianzaijiugunba,biedanwuwozuoshengyi!”

“明天不行吗?”

“buxing!ni,xianzai,mashang,like,shoushidongxijilaozigundan!”

zhaoxiaobingshenxikouqi,dianlediantou,huifangjianlijiandanshoushiyixia,liluodilikaichuzufang。

“慢走,不送哈!”

lijunkaozhemenkuang,zuijiaogouqiyimodeyidexiaorong。

zhaoxiaobinghaimeizoujibuni,yingmianpengdaomaicaihuilaidelidashu。

“xiaobing,nizheishiyaoganma?dayibaoxiaoyibaode,buhuishiyaobanjiaba?”

李大叔不解地问道。

zhaoxiaobingxiaolexiao,“shia,zheibushizaiyiyuanlizhuanlezheng,meitianwanshangzhiban,zhudejinyidian,yefangbianbushi。”

lidashupieleyiyanbuyuanchuyangyangdeyidelijun,duizhaoxiaobingdao:“shibushizheihunxiaozigannichuqude?”

zhaoxiaobingganmangyaotou,kelidashunalihuixiangxin,zhijiepaodaoerzilijundemianqian,zhiwendao:“shibushinizuodehaoshi?”

lijunhunbuzaiyidixiaoxiao,“wozhishirangtaxiageyueduojiaodianfangzu,youmeiyougantachuqu!”

lidashudengshiyouxiebuleyi,“zheifangzishiwode,yaoshouduoshaofangzuyeshiwodeshi,lunbuzhenilaicaoxin!”

lijunyejile,“choulaotou,biewanglewokeshinierzi,nisilezhihou,zheixiefangchandoushiwode!”

“nidouxiangdoubiexiang!”lidashufennudipaoxiao,“wosilezhihou,zheixiefangziquanbujuanjiguojia,niyimudiyebiexiangnadaoshou!”

“choulaotou,nitmhuoniweile!”

lijunshangquyiquanjianglidashuzadaozaidi,buyuanchudezhaoxiaobingganjinfangxiaxingli,jianglidashufuqilai。

“pei,laobusidedongxi!”

lijunzhaozhelidashudeliancuileyikou,yangzhangerqu。

“dashu,nimeishiba?”

赵小兵关心地问道。

lidashuyankuangyouxieshirun,“wojiuzenmeshenglezheiyangde**erzi,zhenshizaonieya!”