“youhe,zheibushilipangzima,youlaisongqianlaile?”
zaiduchangwaifangfengdexiaolvmao,xiaohehedizhaohudao。
lijunzoushangqu,meihaoqidichuaitayijiao,“wotmshulenikaixinya?”
xiaolvmaoxiaozheyaoyaotou,“heihei,kaigewanxiao。”
shuozhe,taganmangjianglurangchulai,“niganjinjinquba,zhengquduoyingdianqian,haoshangwojigehuahua。”
“heng,suannishixiang。gege,woshijiangyiqideren,yingleqian,juebuhuishaofennide!”
lijunqinghengyisheng,huiguotouduizhaoxiaobingdao:“genjinwo。”
zhaoxiaobingdiandiantou,kehaimeizouchujibu,jiubeixiaolvmaolanzhu,“duibuqixiansheng,nibunengjinqu。”
lijunbumandishuodao:“zheishilaozidepengyou,nizhangyanjingmei?”
xiaolvmaozheiyihuidaoshimeiyoubiaoxianchuyifunucaixiang,yansudishuodao:“wozhidaotashinidepengyou,buguo,changziyouchangzideguiju,jiushitianwanglaozilaile,yeyaozunshou。”
“md,jiunishiduo!”lijunmaleyiju,“neinishuo,zenmerangtajinqu?”
xiaolvmaoxiaodao:“jiandan,woxianjitasougeshen,ranhoumafannimenbadaideqian,nachulaijiwoyanyan,lipangzi,nizhidaozheishishenmechangzi,meiyouyiwankuaiqian,shilianmendoubujijinde。”
lijunzhuanguotou,duizhaoxiaobingxiaodao:“niyouyiwankuaima?”
zhaoxiaobingyaoyaotou,“wohunshenshangxiajiusanbaikuai。”
“sanbaikuai,hehe,nitmshilaiyaofanni,haishiduqian?”
yipangdexiaolvmaozhijiexiaochushenglai,“quququ,ganjinnaliangkuainadaizhequ,biezailaozizheilixunkaixin。”
“youdaoshiyoupengziyuanfanglai,buyilehu,nimenzuoshengyi,nahaiyouwangwaimianganrendedaoli?”zhaoxiaobingdengshibuleyile。
xiaolvmaoshuangshoubaobei,buxiedishuodao:“wojintianjiuburangnijinqu,zenmele?nihaixiangyingchuanga?”
lijunganmangdayuanchang,duizhaoxiaobingdao:“yaobu,nijiubiejinqule。”
zhaoxiaobingdishengwendao:“nizhiqianshudeqian,buxiangyinghuilaile?”
“额……”
lijunbushuohuale,zhaoxiaobingjianzhuang,zoudaoxiaolvmaodemianqian,“wozaiwenyiju,rangburangwomenjinqu?”
“burang!”xiaolvmaojiangzhibozi,“zenmedi,nihaigandawobucheng?”
嘭!
zhaoxiaobingerhuabushuo,yiquanzazaixiaolvmaodeyankuangshang。
一顿暴K!
lijunzhanzaiyipang,sesefadou,buganshuohua。
yanqiandehuamian,haotmdeyanshu!
zhiqiantahaoxiangyebeizhaoxiaobingzheimezouguo。
banshangzhihou,xiaolvmaozhongyurensongle。
“dage,biedale,worangnijinqu,rangnijinquhaibuchengma?”
zhaoxiaobingpiepiezui,“budabutinghua,zhenshijiangutou。”
shuowan,tahuitouwangyiyanlijun,zhibalijunhedeyishenyibaiduojindefeirou,dougebuting。
“nizhiqianzouguowole。”
李俊弱弱地说道。
zhaoxiaobingbumandishuodao:“ganjinzaiqianmiandailu!”
“好,你这边请!”
zailijundeyinlingzhixia,zhaoxiaobingzouguoyitiaodengguanghunandezoulangzhihou,shiyeturanbiandekaikuoqilai。
yanqianshiyigefeichanghaohuadedating,zhuangshididiaozhongtouluzheshehua,bunankanchudianzhurendepinwei。
zaitingli,baifangzheshushizhangzhuozi,yixienannannvnvjiuweizaizhuozidepangbian,huoshisigerencouyiqidamajiang,huoshiyiqunrenjuzaiyiqiwanpukepai。
haiyouzhuanmenyonglaidutouzidezhuozi,suiranzhiyouliangzhang,danshi,weizaisizhouderen,queyoushushige,tamenjuzhedabadabadehongchaopiao,muguangdingzhezhuoshangdesezhong,fengkuangdijiaohanzhe。
“bingge,nishixiangwantouzi,haishixiangpuke?majiangdehua,shizaimeiyisi,chuncuishixiaomoshijian。”
lijunshigedianxingdeqiruanpayingdezhu,zicongbeizhaoxiaobingjiaoxunyidunzhihou,bujinbushengqi,fanerduizhaoxiaobingyufadegongjing。
zhaoxiaobingyiqianbuzenmejiechudubo,zheiyihuilaiduchang,chuncuishixiangbanglidashubaqianyinghuilai。
taburuneixietiantianpaozaichangzilidedutuzhuanye,weiyizhideyizhangdebianshi,zhiqianhuodetoushidenengli。
xianglexiang,zhaoxiaobingchenshengdao:“wantouziba,zheigejiandan,zhixuyaoyadaxiao。”
lijundiandiantou,“jiandanshijiandan,buguolaiqianheshuqiandouhenkuai,ni……”
huahaimeishuowan,jiubeizhaoxiaobingweixiaozhedaduan,“meishi,nifangxin,woduqian,conglaizhiyouying!”
shuozhe,tacongdoulitaochushikuaiqian,jiuxiangwantouzidezhuozizouqu。
“ai,zheiweixiongdi,rangyirang,wojinquxiagezhu,xiexieha!”
zhaoxiaobingfeilejiuniuerhuzhili,zhongyujidaolerenqundezuiqianmian,jiandandiyisaozhuomian,faxiandaxiaoliangbianxiadedouchabuduo,zhiyouzhongjiandebaoziquyu,meiyourenya。
“zheiyaoshichubaozi,zhuangjiabushitongchilema?”
zhaoxiaobingdiguyiju,ningshenwangxiangzhuangjiashoulidesezhong,dunshiyanjingjiuzhile。
三个六!
还真TM是豹子啊!
zaizhaoxiaobingjingchazhiji,zhuangjiakaishihandao:“maidamaixiao,maidinglishouha!zaiyoushimiaodeshijian,ruguomeirenxiadehua,wojiuyaokaile!”
“ganjinkaiba,luosuoshenme,womendoudengbujile。”
众人不满地嚷嚷道。
jiuzaizhuangjiajijiangshenshoujiegaideshihou,yizhishouturanshenlechulai,rengleshikuaiqianzaibaoziquyu。
zhaoxiaobingxiaolexiao,“woyabaozi,buchiba?”
“buchibuchi。”zhuangjialianpizidouledou,zheijiahuo,haizhentmjishiya,buguodangtakandaozhaoxiaobingyadejineshi,youxietouteng,“dage,nijiuyashikuaiqianya?”
zhaoxiaobingluchuhanhoudexiaorong,“heihei,diyicilaiwantouzi,butaishu,shishishui。”
tadehua,dunshiyinlaineixiedutudechaofeng。
“nihaizhentmshigexinshou,juranyabaozi!”
“jiushia,gegewozaizheiliwanleyitianle,haimeichuguoyihuibaozini!”
“xiaoxiongdi,woquannihaishizaipangbiankanjijuzaiwan!”
“zheibayaoshichubaozi,wobazheizhangzhuozichile!”
zhaoxiaobingyaoyaotou,“doushuoleshishishui,yashenmedouyiyang,hekuangyezhiyashikuaiqianeryi!”
tingtazheimeyishuo,neixiedutuyebuhaozaiduoshuoshenme。
zhuangjiayaoyaotou,zaiquedingmeirenyaqianzhihou,shuadiyishengjianggaizijiekai!
三个六!
豹子!
renqunzhongdunshibaofachuyizhendaoxiliangqideshengyin。
“wodemaye,haizhenshibaozia!”
“zheiweixiaoxiongdiyunqibucuoya!”
“zhiqianneiweiyangyanchubaozijiuchizhuozidexiongdi,chulaiyixia!”
zhuangjiajiangyidiechaopiaojiaodaozhaoxiaobingdeshouli,“xiongdi,youdianyanlijianya!”
zhaoxiaobingbuhaoyisidixiaoxiao,“heihei,yunqihao,yunqihao!”