第1章
chongshanjunlingzhizhong，jidongjianloudemuwujianzaiconglinyanyingjian，poyoujifenyazhi。
fangqiankongdishang，yiweixufajiebaidelaozhe，zhenghuanhuandazhetaiji。
suizhedongzuo，siyouyigukanbujiandeqiliuweiraozaishence，mingyanrenyikanbianzhidaoshigaoshou。
quanzhizuolanqueweizhishi，yuanchuxiaojingzoulaiyigenianqingren。
“laosuntou！youzhao**ma？yaotiandecaohaimeichuwanni！”
nianqingrenhanleyisheng，laozhedongzuobuting：“xiaoyu，yihuiernichushanbandianshi。”
wangyufanlegebaiyan：“youshijinidelaoxianghaosongxin？shangcibeigupopofaxian，dadewo**xianzaihaitengni！”
sunlaotoulianshangyizhenganga，zhuangmeitingjianrenzhenshuodao：“xiaoyu，niyijingershiyisuile，zheicixiashan，shirangniquxifude。”
wangyuyizheng：“quxifu？qusheixifu？”
“娶你媳妇！”
sunlaotoushenshouyigebaoli，suihouconghuailitaochuyizhangzhaopian：“wojinidingleyimenwawaqin，zheinvwazijiaoyemingfei，jinnianershisisui，haoxiangshigeshenmejituandezongcai。”
wangyuchuiyanyikan，zhaopianshangdenvrenedanlian、liuyemei，pifubaixishencaibang，yuekanyuejirenyizhong“cinvzhiyingtianshangyou”deganjue。
yanxiajijiangyichuzuijiaodekoushui，wangyuyiyaotou：“wocaibuquni！haodaiwoyeshizhuoqinglianerbuyaodehuanghuadaguizi，zenmenengzhaogebiwonianjidade？”
sunlaotoufanlegebaiyan：“nidonggepi！zheijiaonvdasan，baojinzhuan！”
“nvdasanshihaisongjiangshanni！ninzabujiwozhaogeganma？”wangyuhaishiyaotou。
“jisheizhaoganma？”banzheyishenglengheng，yigeshenchuanqingbushandelaoyuzouleguolai。
sunlaotouyikandaolairen，xiayishiwanghoutuilebanbu，zuiyingdao：“wogenwotudishuohua，nitingnamenziqiangjiao？”
gupopolengxiao：“woyejiwotudidinglewawaqin，binineibuzhinaerjianlaidexiaoyatoupianzi，buzhidaoqiangleduoshaobei！”
shuozhehua，gupopobianxifaersidenachuyibenxiangce，biliangzhibazhangdiezaiyiqihaihouyicun，wangyushenshouyijie，chadianbeidailegegentou。
“kankanba，zheixienvhai，wodoujinidingleqin。”
dakaixiangcedediyiye，wangyushunjianbeizhaopianshangdeduanfanvshengxiyinzhule。
heyemingfeixiangbi，zheigenvshengduolejifenlingli，chuanyifenggeyepianzhongxing，jirenyizhongyanqianyiliangdeganjue，youqishijingzhidewuguan，rangrenyikanjiunuobukaiyan。
zhaopianpanghaiyounvshengdexiangxixinxi，xingmingnianling、sanweijiguan、richangaihao，xinxizhixiangxi，daolelingrenfazhidedibu。
wangyufanleyiyexiangjixukan，quefaxianbianchenglelingyigerendezhaopian，youfanlejiye，yizhangzhongyangerdelianyemeijianzhe，yuanlaizhenggezheiyibenxiangce，jingranshimeiyedouyouyiweimeinv。
zheixienvshengdouyougegongtongdian，neijiushiquandouyanmeidebukefangwu。
“popo，ninzenmezhaolezheimeduoren？”
gupopopielesunlaotouyiyan：“wohemouxierenbuyiyang，gaoshenmebaobanhunyin。zheijianshinidezijizuozhu，kewoyoubuzhidaonixihuanshenmeyangde，suoxingjiuduozhaoleyixie！”
kanzhexiangcedehoudu，wangyulianseyiku：“ninzheilimianqimadeyousanbailaihao，zheiyaoshidouquhuijia......zeze！”
gupopomanlianxianqi：“wojiuzhidaonigenneilaobusixuebuzhehao！worangnitiaoyige，sheishuorangnidouquhuijiale？”
wangyumianluyihuo：“keninbushidoudingxiahunyuelema？woxuanyige，qitarendezenmeban？”
“悔婚呗！”
sunlaotouzahuqilai：“nizenmenengchuerfanerni？yidianqiyuejingshendoubujiang！”
“bizui！dangniannishizenmeduiwode？”
gupopojiushizhongti，sunlaotoubuganzhishengle。
wangyuhaishiyilianweinan，taduijiehunzheijianshibudichu，danshizheimeturan，rangtayoudianjieshoubule。
kangupopoyifuyechajiangshidemoyang，wangyuyanzhuyizhuanxianglegejiekou：“popo，nimendehaoyiwoxinlingle，kefadinghunlingshi22zhousui，wojinniancai21......”
“没事！”
gupopoyibaishou，yongxiabazhilezhineibenxiangce：“dengnibazheishangmiandeguniangdoujianyibian，chabuduojiudaonianlingle。”
wangyuyitingzheihua，chadianyikouqimeishanglai，xinshuozheilaotaitaixiataozhenshihuanhuanxiangkou，yidianyudidoubujirenliu，nanguailaosuntoujingmingleyibeizi，quebeitachidesiside！
huashuodaozheigefenshang，wangyugenbenmeiyoujujuedeyudi，zhihaoxingxingdehuifangjianshoushidongxi。
neizhangyemingfeidezhaopianbeigupoposhouzoule，dansunlaotouyoubuzhicongnaeryoubianchuyizhang，qiaoqiaosaidaowangyushouli。
jiandanshoushileyigebaoguo，wangyucibieerlao，wangshanwaizouqu。
jitianhou，wangyuzhongyuzouchudashan，zaizuijindexianchengchengzuohuoche，laidaoleshengchengtianhaishi。
zouchuchezhan，wangyunachuyemingfeidezhaopianduanxiangqilai，lushangtayijingbagupopojide“yinyuanpu”doukanguole，zaiyidapiwawaqinli，yemingfeilitazuijin。
haiyujituanlouxia，wangyuyangwangzhesanshiduocengdedalou，youkankanshouliyemingfeidezhaopian，zuijiaogouqiyimodeyidexiaorong：“bukuishiwolaopo，guoranyoubenshi......yaoshisuishuxiaodianjiugenghaole。”
huayingangluo，wangyuhuranweiweizhoumei，zhuantoubiankandaosiwugebaoan，zhengmiansebushandechaotazoulai。
“yaofande！shixiangdeganjinqubiechu，bieranggeerjigedongshoua！”
jigebaoangangdaojinqian，bianyouyirenhenbukeqidehandao。
wangyudunshiyoudianyumen，ganlejitianshanluzhihou，tadeyifuyijingpolandebuchengyangzi，queshiyoudianxiangyaofande。
anmayiju“gouyankanrendi”，wangyusuikouhuidao：“zheilishihaiyujituanba？wolaizhaowolaopo。”
jigebaoanwenyanyizheng，jiezhehongtangdaxiaoqilai：“nizhaolaopohuijiazhaoqu！zheierkemeiyounilaopo！”
wangyukanxiangneibaoan，yihuowendao：“nimenzheilibushihaiyujituan？nimenzongcaibushiyemingfei？”
jigebaoanshunjianzhizhuxiaosheng，fangcaishuohuaneirenmanlianxianqi：“nalilaideshamao？yezongcaidemingziyeshinijiaode？”
wangyuyouxieshengqi：“nishamao！niquanjiadoushamao！wozijilaopodemingzi，zenmejiubunengjiaole？”
“zhentamanengchuiniubi！yebupafengdashanleshetou！”
“haiyiweishiqigai，meixiangdaoshigefengzi！”
“niyaoshinengqudaoyezongcaizuolaopo，wojiunengquwangmuniangniangle！hahaha！”
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jigebaoanxianshiyileng，ranhouxiaodegenghuanle。
tianhaishisheibuzhidao？haiyujituanshichulemingdemeinvruyun，youqizongcaiyemingfei，gengshiquanshishuyishuerdedameinv！
chulemeimao，yemingfeidenengliyeshiyoumugongdu。
shijiusuishicongjiazuzhongjieshouhaiyujituan，jinyongsannian，bianranghaiyucongyijiamingbujianjingchuandexiaogongsi，yiyuechengweiburonghushideshangjiexingui。
zaikanyanqianzheigedayanbucandejiahuo，suishuozhangdehaisuanshuaiqi，danzheiyishendaban，mingxianpeibushangtianhaishidenvshen。
huipupudecubuyifumanshibuding，jianshanghaikualegepolanbaofu，yishuangbuxieqianjiandoukuaimopole，ruguoshoulizaiduangepowan，jiunengzhijiesongquyingshichengdanggaibangqunyanle。
jigebaoanmeilenaixing，zhengyaoganren，huranbeiyizhencierdechedishengjingdong，lianmangxianglingyibianwangqu。
sizhouxiangqirenqunjingkonghongnaodeshengyin，jingranshiyiliangshikongdebaomax5，chongjinlehaiyujituandemenqianguangchang！