第4章
shuodaodiwangyushizaibangzijichutou，yemingfeishaozuoyouyu，qingshengshuodao：“nikuaizhushou，lijiazaitianhaishijiyouquanshi，nidashangleliyunkai，jiubupabeilijiabaofuma？”
wangyuzhengqishixiongxiongdedengzheliyunkai，tingjianzheihuamengyihuitou，shunjianhuanshangxipixiaoliandebiaoqing：“laopo，nishizaiguanxinwoma？wozhendetaigandongle！”
yemingfeiwenyanxianxiedangchangyundao，tadehuazhayitingxiangshitiliyunkaiqiuqing，shijishangqueshijiwangyutixing。
ruciyilai，jidachenglemude，youbuhuidezuirenheyifang，danzheishuyuzhikeyihuibukeyanchuan，ninengtingdongjiuxingle，ganmadangzhongshuochulaia！
jingmingqiangganruyemingfei，cikejingyeyoulebuzhisuocuodeganjue，tongshitayekandaoleliyunkaiyanzhong，yinzangzaiweijuzhixiadeqiangliehenyi，bianzhidaozheijianshihennanshanzhongle。
zhengdangyemingfeisisuoduiceshi，wangyuyouyishenshou，batanzaidishangdeliyunkaizhuaileqilai：“jintianshiwohewolaopodiyicijianmian，wobuxiangjitaliuxiagebaolikuangdeyinxiang，suoyijiubuduinixiazhongshoule，kuaixiexiewo！”
liyunkaimianbujingluansidechoulechouzuijiao，zuihouhaishibuqingbuyuandetuchuyisheng“xiexie”。
wangyujianbangyihuang，zhijiebayibaiduojindeliyunkairengdaomenkou：“gunba，zaiganlaisaoraowolaopo，wojiubaniquanshendegutouyikuaiyikuaideniesui，rangnichedibiancheng**。”
“shishishi，woyidingbulaile！”
liyunkailianliandiantou，wuzheduandiaodeyoushou，rusangjiazhiquanbancongconglikai。
danzaichumendeneiyishunjian，talianshangdeweijushunjianjiubeichouhenqudai！
“chouyaofande，zheibizhangwojixiale！haiyouyemingfei，niyejiwodengzhe！”
bangongshizhong，yemingfeikanzheyilianshaxiaodewangyu，bujinfuetanxi，rouleroutaiyangxueqingshengshuodao：“wangxiansheng，nizheicizhenderedaobugairederenle！”
wangyumanliandebuzaihu：“meishi！biekanneixiaozirenmogouyangde，shijishangruodeyipi！rengjinshanligujidouhuobuguoyitian，wobizheyanjingdounengshoushita！”
yemingfeizhidaohetajiangbutongdaoli，youtanlekouqihuafengyizhuan：“haishixianshuozhengshiba，suirannigangcaibanglewo，danzheibingbunenggaibianniwozhijiandechaju。”
“suiranhaiyujituanhaibushishuyishuerdeqiye，danzaitianhaishizongnengpaijinqiansan，yinixianzaideqingkuang，woshijueduibuhuijiajinide，bijingduiwomenzheigecengciderenlaishuo，mendanghuduishihenzhongyaode。”
“woshuozheixiebingbushiyaohuihun，ershibangzhunirenqingxianshi，woyuanyijiniyigejihui，yinianzhinei，yaomeniyousuojianshu，yaomerangwokandaobingrenkenideqianli，fouze......”
wangyutingdeyoudianbunaifanle，waizhenaodaidaduandao：“fouzenijiuyaohuihun？”
yemingfeizhengleyixia，yaoyaotou：“xianzaihaibuhaoshuo，yaokanniyinianzhineizuodaoshenmechengdu。”
“别玩这些虚的！”
wangyubunaifandeyibaishou：“wojiubuaigennimenzheixiezuoshengyidedajiaodao，youshenmehuabunengzhishuoma？jiajiujia，bujiajiubujia，haishenmejiwogejihui，gaodexiangwoquenizheigexifuerside！”
yemingfeitingdemengle：“shenmeyisi？”
“yisijiushiwomangzheni，meishijianpeiniwanyouxi！”
wangyushuozhedakaibaofu，nachugupopojitadeyinyuanpu“pa”zaizhuoshang，“hualala”defanleqilai。
“tianhaishi......tianhaishi......qiguaile？womingmingjidehaiyougetianhaishide，zenmezhaobudaole——a！zaizhei！”
wangyuyipaidatui，pengzheyinyuanpucoudaoyemingfeimianqian：“mafanwenyixia，zheigezizenmedu？”
yemingfeigangcaijiuhaoqineibenxiangceshishenmedongxi，ditouyikandangshijiulengzhule，daobushitabushizi，ershitarenchulezhaopianshangderen。
neishiyigeduanfanvsheng，zhangxiangpianzhongxing，mingjiaoniezhen，muqianzaitianhaishidudaxue，ertafuqindenieshijituan，shizaiquanguodounengpaishanghaodedajituan！
“nizenmehuiyoutadezhaopian？”
yemingfeijingyawendao，wangyuyanbaiyifan：“niyoubuxiangjiajiwo，guanneimeduoganma？bugaosuwoshiba？xing！wozijichazidianqu！”
“等一下！”
yemingfeiganjinlazhuwangyu：“zheigezidu‘zhen’，he‘renzhen’de‘zhen’tongyin，xianzailundaonihuidawodewentile，nizenmehuirenshita？”
“woburenshi，zheishigupopojiwojieshaode。”
wangyushuozhe“pa”deheshangyinyuanpu：“kandaomei？wozheihaiyouyiduini！gupoporangwojinnianbixuquandoujianyibian，zhenmeishijianpeiniwanyangchengyouxi，huijianleninna！”
shuowan，wangyukuashangbaofujiuwangwaizou，daomenkouyouxiangqileshenme，kanxiangyemingfei：“qishiwoduinideyinxianghaibucuo，ruguonigaizhuyile，erwoyoumeipengdaoxihuande，shuobudingnihaiyoujihui。”
yemingfeiwenyanchadiantuxue，xiangtatangtangdetianzhijiaonv，tianhaishiwushunanrendemengzhongnvshen，zenmedaowangyuzheili，jiuchengleshuobudinghaiyoujihui？
xintoucuanqiyiguwuminghuo，dandengyemingfeizaixiangshuohuadeshihou，menkounaerhaiyouwangyudeyingzi？
“真是钢铁直男！”
yemingfeifenfendeyiduojiao，zuohuidaobangongzhuohoumianjixugongzuo，keshibuzhidaoweishenme，zongshibushiditaitouwangxiangmenkou，sihuqipanzheyoushenmerencongneilizoujinlai，danzhidaotaxiabanhuijia，doumeirenzaijinlaiguo。
qieshuowangyu，zoujindiantizhihou，turanjuedeyoudianyumen。
zheicixiashan，laosuntouzhijiletawubaikuaiqian，tayilushangzuohuoche，maishiwu，youdachelaihaiyujituan，xianzaizhishengxialiushiduole，yenanguaiyemingfeikanbuqita，zheidianqianbieshuojiehunle，qingrenjiaguniangchidunfandougouqiang！
yixiangdaochifan，wangyudeduzijiu“gugu”dejiaoleqilai，zhengzhuomoyihuierchidianshenme，huranyipainaomenjiqigeren。
taxiadaoyilou，zhaodaoganggangchuliwanshigudexuyunting，guoquyipaiduifangjianbang：“meinv，nibushishuoyaoqingwochifanma？zouba。”
zaifaxianwangyuheyemingfeirenshideneiyike，xuyuntingjiumomingjuedeyizhenshiluo，zheihuierzhengyigerenanranshenshang，turanbeirenpailejianbang，dangshijiuhedeyijiling！
“啊！”
xuyuntingjingjiaoyisheng，huitoukandaopaitaderenshiwangyu，lianshangyouluchumangrandebiaoqing：“xiao......xiaoyuge？nibushishangqujianyezonglema？”
“a，jianwanle，meitanlong。”
wangyusuikoutangsaiyiju，mozheduzicuicudao：“xianbieshuozheige，wokuaiesile，nishuoyaoqingwochifandeshihaisuanshubu？”
“算数！算数！”
xuyuntingshunjianmanxuefuhuo，danshijiuliantazijiyebuzhidaoweishenmehuizheiyang，zhishaoxianzaibuzhidao。