第二章一家奇葩
buxing，tabuyaodangfanpai！
“xiaoyuyue，xiangbuxiangchishaojitui？gezheijiushangshandayejishaojixiaoyuyuechi！”
nvzhushitaxiede，zishiduinvzhuleruzhizhang。
zheimewenrou、keai、meili、shanliang、guaiqiao、dongshidemeimei，zishiyaokejingdechongzhe、huzhe、tengzhe，shulideanyuhengyidingshinaoziwatele，caihuiqifu、liyongmeimei。
anyuyuelenglengdikanzhegege。
gegejintianjuranmeiyoumata，haishuoyaoshangshannongyejishaojitachi？
她好害怕！
哥哥这是怎么了？
“ng！shigehaozhuyi，quhoushannongzhiyejidunle，jixiaoyuyuebushenti。”nanrenshuozhebianlinqishaonian，“bandaxiaohuozile，haishadoubuhui，nigenwoyiqiqu！”
“sashou，sashou，xiaoyuyuexihuanchishaode，buxihuanchidunde......”
anyuyuejingdebanzhangzhezui，musongzhetamenlikai，bantiandoumeiheshang。
爹爹凶哥哥！？
“xiaoyuyue，bielitamenliang，xianbazheizhouchile。niangzaijinibogezhujidan。”
anyuyuejuedezijiyidingshibinghutule，niangnalihuizheimezhaoguta？nalihuizheimeqingyanxiyudegentashuohua？
keshizhoushirehude，haohaochie！
“娘，我自己来！”
anyuyuejieguozhouwan，henshimanzudeyouheleyikou，tahaojiuhaojiudoumeiyouchiguobaimizhoule。
“jialichide、yongdedouchabuduoshaomeile，niangzaichuwulijiuzhaodaozheimedianerchide。xianjiangjiuzhechidianer，yihouniangzaijininonghaochide。”
anyuyuekanzheniangqinbabohaodejidandidaotamianqian。
jintianzhendetaiqiguaile，pingchangzheibaimizhoudoushidiediehegegechide，tazhinengchixiaomizhou，haiyouzheijidanzhiyoutaguoshengrideshihoucainengchideshangde。
jializaolehuozai，zhizhaodaozheimedianerchidele？
talianmangyaotou，meiyoujiejidan，bazhoudidaoniangqinmianqian。
“yueyuechibaole，niangchi！”
jiangshuyunxinlidunshiyinuan，tasuiweibaicaoyiyaojituandezongcai，queyishengweijia。rendaozhongnianzuomengdouxiangyaogezheimeguaiqiaodongshidenver。
rujinjiuzheimemengxiangchengzhenle，zhenshiyijianmeihaodeshi！
jiushixintengzheixiaoguniangmingyunkanke，haitanshangzheimegejiating。
dieshigewonangfei，jianbunengkangshoubunengtide，jiushidejigezi，dudejijushu！
kaozaixianglijirenxiedianerxin、ziju、hongbaixishidanggezhibixianshengxiediandongxishadeguorizi。
meibenshijiusuanle，yitiandaowanxiangdiulehunerside，meidianerjingqishen，conglaidoumeigexiaolian，sangdehen！
haiaihejiu，piqitebiebuhao，heduolejiufajiufengdalaopohenver。
haiyouneigegege，jinnianshisile，choubudongshi。beitadieguandewufawutian，zisizili！
benlaijialiriziguodejieju，hailejinlekuyaodaisongtaqudushu。zuiqideshitahaibuhaohaodu，zhengtianzaizhenshanggenxiehupenggouyouguihun。
zaijiushitazheigeniang，zhangdeyoupangyouchoumeirenqu，jialishiledianershouduan，jiajileanruiqinzheigesilelaopodaizheerziluohuyunshancundewaixiangren。
shengtashi，fashao，jianleyitiaominghuilai，danshinaozishaohuaile，nongdexinzhibuquande。
suoyourendoushuoshitakede。
jiashangtachushengzhihou，danfandangtianbaoguotade、douguotade，chumendaliede，dinghuikongshouergui，zhongtiandetianliyangmiaodinghuibeiniuchi。
shijianzhangle，cunmindoushuotashizaixingzhuanshi，doulitayuanyuande。batadiexujiu，gegebuchengqiyedouguaizaitadetoushang。
yezhenshi......jishenqiyouyuanwang。
jiangshuyunxiangdaozheili，lianmangheleyikouzhou。
“niangxianzaichiguole，shengxiadedoushizanmenxiaoyuyuede。”
“diediehegegehaimeiyouchi，tamenkendingyeele。”
zheixiaoyuyuezenmezheimekerentengni？
jiutadiediehegegeneidexing，hailiuzhoujitamenchi？esitamenliang，tadefangershisixianglipaoqingzhu！
“呃......”
zhengdangjiangshuyunbuzhiruhehuidazhishi，wuwaichuanlailejinghusheng。
“aiya！anxianshengjializheishizenmele？shaochengzheiyang？haiyourenzaima？”
jiangshuyunlianmangfangxiawanzouchuqu。
“youren，nimenzheishi......”