sumingtianshouzhanganzailaozhangxiongkouzhishang，shunzheqiguanshangxiajiya，weilaozhangshutongqixue。
zhangchaokanzaiyanli，xindoutidaolesangziyan，shengpayanqianzheizhidaonamaochulaidexiaoziluanlai，yaoshichushilezenmeban！
该死！
wozenmejiuxiangxinlezheixiaozideguihuani？
zhangchaoetoushangdidilenghanshunzhelianjiahualuo，jidilaihuiduobu，jicixiangzuzhisumingtianqueyoutingxialedongzuo。
shiyizhici，songyiyuanyelaibujile，simadangzuohuomayiba！
yaoshifuqinzhenchuleshenmeshiqing……
zhangchaoxinzhongxiangzhe，kanzhesumingtianyanzhongshanguoyimoshayi！
“噗！”
jiuzaizheishi，laozhangmengdiyikouxianxuetulechulai。
“ba！”zhangchaodajiaoyisheng，putongyishenglaidaofuqinshenbian，kanzhefuqinmanzuixianxuedeyangzi，shuangmouzhongshunjianchongmanlexuesi，yaozheyakanzhesumingtian：“**，niganhaisiwoba，jiwobatazhuaqilai！”
yishenghexia，shijigerenchongleshangqu，ranerjiuzaizheishi，yishengkesoudeshengyinchuanleguolai。
“咳咳……”
zhangchaotingdaozheishengyinlimahuitoukanqu，zhijianfuqinhuanhuanzhangkaileyanjing，shenqingyouxiexuruo，zhangchaolianshanglimaluchukuangxizhise：“ba，nihaihaoma？！”
“zheikouyuxuetuchulaile，jiuyijingmeiyouxingmingzhiweile。”sumingtiandandanshuodao：“buguoqingkuanghaibijiaocha，zuihaoganjinsongquyiyuan。”
shuowan，sumingtianzhuanshenbianzou，zhangchaokanzhesumingtiandebeiying，lianshangluchukuijiuzhise，xiangkaikoudaoqian，dankanleyiyanfuqincishizhuangkuang，zhidejiangxinzhongqianyiyalexiaqu。
“kuai，kuaisongwobaquyiyuan！”
……
sumingtianjinruxiyuzhongxin，zhibenlaobanbangongshizouqu，gangzoudaobanlu，shenhouturanchuanlaiyigeyinyangguaiqideshengyin。
“yo，sumingtian，nihaimeisini？”
zheishengyinsumingtianzaishuxibuguo，zhuantoukanqu，zhijianfengyaoyiweizaiwangmengdehuailishifenqinmi。
sumingtianliansezhouranlengxialai，ruguobushifengyaozhei**bazijideqianzhuanzou，tazenhuilianmuqindeyiyaofeidoujiaobuqi！
“wohaihuozhe，shuoqilaihaituolenimendefu！”sumingtianlenghengyisheng，muguanglenglengsaoguoliangrendao：“nilianglaidezhenghao，gaiwodegongzihewoyinxingkalideqian，douyifenbushaodedoujiwotuchulai。”
“shenme？ni，nizhaowomenyaoqian？”fengyaosuibumingbai‘tuotamendefu’shishenmeyisi，dantingdaohoumianzheihua，lianshangluchujifengzhise，yiweizaiwangmenghuaililengxiaodao：“sumingtian，nibuhuishibeidashaleba？neilaodongxisileyejiusile，daowoshoulideqian，haixiangrangwotuchulai，zhenshichirenshuomeng。”
wangmengyeyangzhexiabamieshidikanzhesumingtian：“nidouyijingbeiwokaichule，haixiangzhaowoyaogongzi，sumingtian，wokannishibeidacheng**leba？？”
“woyaoshini，jianhuileyitiaominghoujiugaibaweibajiaqilai，erbushilaizhaowoyaoshenmegongzi，zuogou，jiuyaojiazheweibazuo！”
shuowan，wangmenghefengyaojieshihahadaxiaoqilai，chaonongzhiyixianluwuyi。
sumingtianbuyulihui，zuijiaogouleqiyimoxiaorong，fanwendao：“zheimeshuo，nimenshibudasuanhaiqianle？”
“haiqian？**gensheishuohuani？wojinilianleshiba！”wangmengliansechenlexialai，jiuyaochongshangqudongshou，zheishifengyaoturanlaleyixiatadegebo，zaitaerbiandishengyanyujiju，wangmengtinghouzuijiaoluchuyimojianxiao，dangjishenchujiaoxixuedao：“niyaoqianshiba！yebushibuxing，jintianniyaoshiguixiabawodexiejicaganjinle，wojiushangnijigechouqian，zenmeyanga！”
“sumingtian，haibu**xiemenggedafacibeijinizheigezhuanqiandejihuia！”fengyaoyiweizaiwangmengdeshenbian，yangzhetouyifuencidemoyang：“zhuanqiandejihuikebuduoa！jintianniyaoshijimenggebaxiecahaole，huoxumenggehainengshangnijigechouqianqujininiangmaifuguancaiban，rangniniangsilehaiyougedimai——”
“**，xinbuxinlaozijintianxianmaileni！”
budengfengyaobahuashuowan，sumingtianyaoyaheleyisheng，taishouyibazhangshanleguoqu。
“啪！”
“啊！”
sumingyibazhangjiangfengyaodafanzaidi，fachuyishengcierdecanjiao，lianshangshunjianfuxianchuyigexuehongdebazhangyin。
“**，**haigandongshou，zhaosi！”
wangmengjianciyimu，nucongxinqizuanjinquantoudaheyisheng，yiquanzaleguoqu。
“聒噪！”
sumingtianlenghengyisheng，chushourudian，yibazhangshanleguoqu。
“啪！”
wangmengwuzhelianjia，dengyankanzhesumingtian，yanzhongmanshibuganxiangxin。
zenmehuishi，mingmingqianbujiu，zijihaibazheigexiaobiesananzaidishangmoca，zenmeturanjiuzheimelihaile？
“ni……”wangmengzhizhesumingtian，zhengyaoweixieliangju，sumingtianyoushiyibazhangshanleguolai。
“我让你再骂！”
“啪！”
“hairangwojinicaxiebu！”
“啪！”
“laozirangnihaiqian，**haibuhai！”
……
lianxushijibazhangxiaqu，wangmengbeilianjiafuzhongyizhenmamu，jiansumingtianhaiyaoda，dunshibaofanuhedao：“zhu，zhushou！**haigandongwo，tianlaobanyidinghuinongsinide！！”
tianlaobanyuanmingjiaozuotianhu，shihuangchaoxiyuzhongxindelaoban，diyunxionghou，xinhenshoula。
“tanengbunengnongsiwo，wobuzhidao，danwozhidaonimenbubaqiantuchulai，xianzaihuibeiwodasi！”
sumingtianlengxiaoyisheng，taishouyouyibazhangdalexiaqu。
“啪啪啪！”
sanshijigebazhangxiaqu，wangmengyachidoubeidasuilehaojike，mankouxianxue，zhiganjueyanmaojinxing。
“bie，biedawole，wohai，haiqian……”
wanghuzuiliwuyanzhe，lianmangcongdoulitaochuqianbao，bayinxingkahexianjindoufanlechulai：“doujini，wodeqiandoujini，mimajiuzaikabeihou，qiuqiunibiedawole！”
tashizhendebeidapale，shenzhidoujuede，zijiyaohaibujiqianzhendehuibeidasi！
zheigaisidesumingtian，**jiwodengzhe，laozibuhuifangguonide！
sumingtianlenghengyishengkanxiangfengyao，lengxiaoyisheng：“nishizijituchulai，haishiwoxiandaniyidun，nizaituchulai！”
fengyaozaojiubeihedeliansecanbai，tingdaozheihua，gengshimengdidalegeduosuo，lianlianshuodao：“biedawo，woji，woji……”
shuozhe，fengyaolianmangbaxianjinnaletaolechulai，wuzhezijidelianjiaduozaijiaoluosesefadou，sihushengpabeisumingtianpangzouyidun。
sumingtianjianqixianjinheyinxingka，zaiqiantaiqulaiposjijizhuanzouzijiyingdedeyibufen，jiangyinxingkaheshengxiadexianjinshuaizailiangrenshenshang，zhuanshenliqu。
xianzaimuqinhaizaiyiyuan，shenbianyemeigerenzhaogu，tameishijianzaizheilidouliu。
shijianhaizhang，dengmuqinhaolezijizaimanmanshoushizheiduijianfu**！