zheihuashuode，worenbuzhuyaoduita，“jiuniyigeshishangcainiao，yehaoyisigenwotangufengzaoxing。”
chiyixusuiranzhangderenmorenyang，shigeshuaige，danshitayixiangchuanyidabanlinglei。
tazaiyicichuxihuodongshiyinweilingleidaban，beiyidushedezhumingshishangbozhuxiaota：shishangcainiao，chuandebulunbulei。
zheiweishishangbozhuyingxianglihenqiang，tahuayishuochuhou，xinwenmeitibianfenfenbaodao。
congneiyihou，chiyixubeidashanglebiaoqian，zaiwangluoshangjiuyouleyige“shishangcainiao”dechenghu。
zheishiduizijiwaimaoyinyiweiaodechiyixushenshangguobuqudeyigekan，tayitingzhunzhamao。
guoran，woshuowanhou，chiyixubianjile，“huapingsong，nigehuohaiyiqiannian，zhengtianpaidianshijushigezhongleirenzaoxinglaguanzhongyanjing，wojintianjiurangnikankan，shenmeshizhenzhengdejuemeigufengzaoxing。”
chiyixubianshuozhe，biannazhejingtouduizhezhouweizhuanleyiquan，ranhoudeyideduizhewoshuodao，“kandaoleba，zheishiwopengyoushouzangdegezhongjingpinguzhuang，jishishijiandanguazaiqiangshang，doubinineidianshijushanggezhongmeiyanlvjingdezaoxinghaokanbaibei。”
wotuiletuibiliangshangdeyanjing，ranhouzixidedingzhepingmukan。
dangkandaomouyichushi，wodajingshise，yihuonannanziyudao，“qiannianjiangshi？”
chiyixutinghoudaxiaodao，“zhongyuzijichengrenleba，nijiushigeqiannianhuohai。”
woyaoleyaotou，shenqingyansudehuidao，“nihoumian，qiannianjiangshi。”
chiyixuhuitou，tahoumianyougenanrenzhengzaishaoweiyuandiandefangjianzhenglihanfu。
chiyixuchenmolehui，fanyingguolaihouhahadaxiao，“huapingsong，nimozhenglema？kongbupiankanduole？woshirangnikanzheiwuzideguzhuang，nishuoshenmeqiannianjiangshi，wohoumiannayoushenmeqiannianjiangshi，neishiwozuijinxinjiaodepengyou。”
弹幕也炸了。
“hahaha……shenmeqingkuang，yulequannvdingliusongkegaixingzhuajiangshile？”
“jiushi，jiangshi？shenmeniandaile，nalilaidejiangshi？”
“nandaotabuzhidaojianguoyihoubuxuchengjing，jiangshiyebuxingma？hahaha……”
“tazaishuolengxiaohuama？”
“hahaha，gujitashizhibeitalengxiaohuaxiaojiangsidiaodewomen，jianchengjiangshi。”
……
danmukaishifengkuangshuaping，quanshichaofengwode。
chiyixuyeshixiaodeqianfuhouyang，sihaobugujixingxiang。
womanlianyansudeduizhepingmuzhongdechiyixuyouqiangdiaoleyibian，“womeiyougennikaiwanxiao！nihoumianneinandezhenshiqiannianjiangshi。”
zhibohuamianli，chiyixuhoumianneigenanren，shenticanbai，yankuangwuhei，tongkongfasan，sizhijiangying，shijiangshimeicuo。
wochushengyuxiangxiganshishijia，zubeishiganshijiang，suoyiduiyujianbiejiangshi，woyouzheyushengjulaidenengli，juebuhuicuo。
erxianzaishibaitian，neinanrenhainengruowuqishichulaizoudong，zhishaoshiyouqianniandaoxingdejiangshi。
zhibojinxingdaozheili，yijingyanzhongchaochuguanzhongmenderenzhile。
erzhibojiandeguanzhongmenfanyinggenchiyixuchabuduo，jiushijuedewozaixiabian。
wozhidenaixinhuidao，“chiyixu，wobaozhengneigenisuoweidexinpengyoushiqiannianjiangshimeicuo，niruguozhenxizijixiaomingdehua，zuihaokuaidianpao。xianzaishibaitian，bushijiangshidemishishijian，dengdaolewanshang，nixiangpaojiugujikunnanle。”
woxinxiang，haozaineiqiannianjiangshilichiyixuyouxiejuli，tingbudaowomenzheibianliaotiandeneirong，wocaiyoujihuitixingchiyixupao。
buguoyinweichiyixuchaoxiaowodefanyingtaida，neiqiannianjiangshiyijingkaishiliuyitazheibianle，shibushihuichaozheibiankanguolai。
wozaijingtouqianjiangqiannianjiangshidejudongkandeyiqingerchu。
turan，woxinlidajiaobuhao，yinweiwokandaoneijiangshiyijingkaishichaochiyixuzouguolaile，buziyuelaiyuekuai。
xiaoshuo《tayaowoyikouhou，caigaosuwotashijiangshi》di2zhangshidujieshu。