第3章焉知非福
“dage，nishizenmezuodaode？”
qinyankanzheyizhubuzhimingdexiaocao，yirouyankejiandesuduzhuozhuangchengzhang，yunyuchuhuabao，jiershengkaidechangjing，xiangxiaohongzaiyeannabuzhuxinlidehaoqile。
meilihuixiangxiaohongdejingya，sanyantianguandeshenyingkaishibiandan，jiuneimetuwudexiaoshizaitadeyanqian，rutongchuxianshiyiyang。
“喂，你别走啊。”
kandaosanyantianguanxiaoshi，xiangxiaohongjile，zhuantousichuzhangwang，xiangyaozhaodaosanyantianguandequxiang。
“huiquba，nishizhaobudaobenzuode。”
sanyantianguandeshengyinzaicixiangqi：“gaijinidebenzuozihuijini......”
xiayike，xiangxiaohongdeyanqianyihei，henrongxingdezaicishiqulesuoyoudeyishi。
buzhidaoguoleduojiu，xiangxiaohongmimihuhudexingleguolai，zhijuedequanshenshangxiagenluomanledongxiside，lianyanpidoubeisisideyazhe，bieshuozhengyan，doukuaiwufahuxile。
ganjuedaozijikuaiyaozhixile，xiangxiaohongmengranyitingyaoshen，huodezuoleqilai。
zailianshanghululeliangba，haoburongyizhengkaishuangyan，xiangxiaohongzheicaikanqing，zijidezhouweibaokuoshenshangjingranquandoushishihuhudeniba，qizhongbufahendakuaideneizhong，erzaitadepangbian，xiaobagouzhengshahuhudekanzheta，liangtiaoxiaoduantuihaibaochizhebalanitudezishi。
kanzheyijingbianchengxiaonigoudexiaobagou，xiangxiaohongzenmehuibumingbai，zheixiaojiahuofenmingjiushizaijiuzijia！
“benben，nizenmelaile？”
fuleyibaxiaobagouzangxixidenaodai，xiangxiaohonghenshijingqi，yaozhidao，xiaobagoukeshizaijialibeiguanzhede，zenmehuituranchuxianzaizheili？
“汪汪汪。”
xiaobagoujiaolejisheng，shijingcenglecengxiangxiaohong，neishentaisihuzaishuo：zhurennihaihaoyisishuoni，benbendarenyaoshibulai，sheijiuni？
baozhexiaobagou，xiangxiaohonghuanmusigu，zhouweipopolanlandehuanjingrangtajiyishenchudeyimuzidongfuxian，zheiyinggaishishanlideneizuopomiaoa，zijixiaoshihouxianzhemeishiwangshanlizuan，meishaozaizheipomiaozhouweihuangdang，zhishizheixienianshangxueshenmede，daoshihaojiumeiyoutazuzheilile，meixiangdaojintianjingranhuibeirenrengdaolezheili，beidongdelaileyibagudizhongyou。
kanzhekongdangdangdeshentai，zaixiangxiangzhiqianfashengzaizhaojiadeshiqing，xiangxiaohongdagaimingbaileshiqingdeqianyinhouguo，kanlaizijishibeizhaohongyideshouxiadayunjirengdaolezheili，ranhoumiaolideshenxiangbuzhidaozenmedaole，haizazailetadeshenshang，zijizheishishenmeyunqi，jianzhijiushichumenyutaisuia！
qiguaideshi，zijiweishenmemeiyourenhedebushini？haiyou，gangcaiquguodeneigeshenqikongjian，daodishishenmedifang？jiujingshishuimengzhizhonghaishizhenshicunzai？sanyantianguanshuodewuxingzhuyoushishenme？
“tiandiyifang，siyoushuiling，zunwuhaoling，ganlintianjiang，xiaoganlinshu！”
turan，xiangxiaohongdenaohaizhizhongshanguoyilianchuanfanfudeshouyin，zuyoushibagezhiduo，zhengshisanyantianguanzhiqianshizhanguode。
这是什么鬼？
项小洪晕菜了！
jinguanxinzhongyouwushudeyihuo，danxiangxiaohongjingyadefaxian，neixiefanfudeshouyin，jingranxiangjuankezaitanaohailiyiyang，shineimedeqingxi。
这究竟是怎么回事？
xiangxiaohongshitanzhekaishiqiadongshouzhi，mofangneixieshouyin，xiayike，tadexinzhongyidong，zuiliniantaozhe：“tiandiyifang，siyoushuiling，zunwuhaoling，ganlintianjiang，xiaoganlinshu！”zuihouyigezichukoudeshunjian，youshoushizhongerzhibingzhirujian，chaoqianfangyijiepomutouzhiqu。
lingrenjingyadeshenqiyimufashengle，zhijianyiduobazhangdaxiaodewuyun，xunsuzaineijiemutoudeshangfanghuiju，jierxixililidepiaoqilexixiaodeyusi。
zhikexi，wuyunshizaishitaixiaole，luoxialaidexixiaoyudi，lianneijiemutoudoufugaibule，zheiyangdejieguorangxiangxiaohongdashisuowang：“woqu，haiyiweishiduolebuqidefashuni，yuanlaizheimejilei！”
turan，xiangxiaohongdedanaoyizhenxuanyun，shenzigenchoukongleside，buyouzizhudejulieyaohuangleqilai，tazheicaifaxian，zijihaoxianghaibaochizheshifadezitaini。
lianmangfangxiashouzhi，shijinghuanglehuangnaodai，xiangxiaohongzheicaibaituoleneinaorendexuanyungan。
“什么玩意嘛！”
wuyudecongnibaduilizhanqishenlai，shuzhanleyixiajingu，xiangxiaohongdunangdao：“haiyiweifoujitailai，dedaoshenmelebudedechuanchengni，meixiangdaozheimelaji，jiuneidianxiaoyu，haizhiwangyansirenbucheng？......”
wuyizhongkanleyiyanneijielanmutou，xiangxiaohongshuobuxiaqule。
jiuzaixiangxiaohongdezhushizhixia，neijiemutouzhengzaifashengzhefantianfudidebianhua，zhijianyuanbengankufuxiudemutou，beixiaoganlinshufugaiguodeneiyibufen，buzhidaoshenmeshihoukaishibiandeyuanrunbaomanqilai，zaoyixiaoshibujiandeshupi，kaishiyouyicengcengdexianweichuxian，zuiqitedeshi，jingranyoujikenenyaqiaoqiaochoulechulai。
kanzhezhengmanmanshuzhanchuzhiyedenenya，xiangxiaohongdexinlineijiaoyigezhenhana，tashizhenmeixiangdao，buqiyandexiaoganlinshu，jingranhuiyouzheizhongqisihuishengdejingrenxiaoguo，yaozhidaoneimutoudoubuzhidaolanleduoshaonianle，haizhishishugandeyibufen，liangendoumeiyou。
kezixiyixiang，xiaoganlinshu，ganlin，bujiushiduizhiwuzuiyoulideyuma？kanlaimingzihaishihentieqiede，jiushizheigefugaifanweishizairangrenkanyou，bazhangdaxiao，nengqishenmezuoyong？
meigaomingbaizheixiaoganlinshujiujingyoushenmeyongchudexiangxiaohong，kanlekanwaimian，faxianyubuzhidaoshenmeshihouyijingtingle，mingmeideyangguangzhengwenroudefuweizhexinyuhoudezhengzuodashan。
“ma，wozaiwaimianbandianshi，jintianjiubuhuiyiyuanle。”
zouchupomiao，xiangxiaohongxianjilaomadadianhuabaolegepingan，zheicaidaizhexiaobagouwangshanwaizouqu。
jiuxianzaizheigelangbeiyang，henxianranxiangxiaohongshibukenengquyiyuande，buranlaomayougaidanxinle，zhenghaojialihaojitianmeirenle，xianhuiqukankanba，shunbianxiangxiangjiexialaigaizenmeban。
zhaoxianzaideqingkuangkan，zhaohongyishijueduibuhuitaoqianjixiangweidongdianfuyiyaofeile，zousifachengxuyouxuyaoxiangdangzhangdeshijian，kexiangweidongdeshangqingbudengren，xiangxiaohongbixuxiangbanfajinkuaibashoushufeicouchulai。
zhiyuyelindebeipangenjintiandeduda，xiangbixiangweidongdeshengsilaishuo，yijingbusuanshenmele，zhishaoxiangxiaohongxianzaimeijinglizhaotagenzhaozichuansuanzhang。
yilushang，xiangxiaohongdexinsichenjinzaijintiandejinglizhong，zhenggerenyouxiexinbuzaiyande，zhishibeidongdegenzhexiaobagoudebufa，yanzheshanluwangshanwaizouqu，fanzhengzheijiahuozhidaohuijiadelu。
“wangwangwang......”
zouzhezouzhe，xiaobagouturanwangqianmengcuanlejibu，fengkuangdedajiaoqilai。
“benben，nixiajiaohuanshenmea？”
sixubeidaduan，xiangxiaohongbumandechongzhexiaobagouhanleyisheng，maibulaidaoxiaobagougenqian，taiyankanqu。
jiuzaixiangxiaohongdezhengqianfangbuyuanchu，neilishiyichushijimigaodetubi，kenengyinweigangcaibaoyudeyuangu，chuxianlexiaofanweidetafang，youdapiannituhunzazhejicongguanmutalexialai，chadianbabenjiubukuandeshanlujidusile。
modi，xiangxiaohongzhengdaleyanjing，tadeshixianwanquanbeitubishangbanmaizhededongxijixiyinzhule。
neishiyidatuobaihuhudedongxi，yuankangenkuaidafeirouside，lianpendaxiao，yibaiseweizhu，hunzazheheisegenhuangsedebankuai，shangmianhaiyoubushaozhanye，zaixiyangdeyingchenzhixia，liangjingjingde。
“这是？”
xiangxiaohongdehuxijiculeqilai，suirancongweijianguozheizhongdongxi，danzixiaoshengzhangzaicunlideta，duiyixieqiqiguaiguaidewanyiduoshaohaishitingshuoguode，jiuyanqianzheidongxi，zenmekanzenmexiangchuanshuozhizhongdetaisui，yejiushiroulingzhi。
taisui，youchengroulingzhi，《shennongbencaojing》、gehongde《baopozi》、yijilishizhende《bencaogangmu》dangzhongdouyoutiji，shigurenrenweidezhangshengbulaoxianyao，lishanjiaoxiadebianquejinianguan，jiuyouliangzhuyouzhe“qianniantaisui”zhichengderoulingzhizhanshi。
xiangxiaohongwanwanmeixiangdao，zheishuobuqingshidaomeihaishixingyundeyitian，jingranhaiyouzheimedadeyigejingxizaidengzheziji，kanlaizijizheizuishikaiguoguanga，gangcaihaidiguzhechumenzhuangtaisui，meixiangdaoyiyuchengchen，zheihaizhenjizhuangshangle，zhishicitaisuifeibitaisuieryi！
buguantaisuinengbunengrangrenzhangshengbulao，zuiqima，zheiwanyidejingjijiazhineishixiangdangbudide，xiangxiaohongjide，yiqiancengjingyourenfaxianguo50jindetaisui，zhuanjiaguzhigaodabaiwan，jiuyanqianzheigeyaozhenshitaisuidehua，neizijibujiufale？biedebushuo，guangluchulaidejiulianpendaxiaole，suanshangmaizaitulidebufen，zheijueduibuzhi50jina！
renzhuxinlidejidong，xiangxiaohongzhaolegenshuzhixiaoxindetongletong，haibieshuo，zheiwanyiqueshirouhuhude，haitingyoudanxing。
querenlemeiyoushenmeweixianzhihou，xiangxiaohongfangxiashuzhi，xiaoxindecaizheshihuadenitu，fenkaiguanmudezulan，laidaolejinqian，shenshoumolemo，liangliangde，yinweizhanyedeyuanguhaiyouxiezhanhu。
jinjuliguanchazhixia，xiangxiaohonggengjiaquedinglezijizhiqiandecaice，zheiwanyibachengzhenshitaisui。
xiayike，xiangxiaohongfengleyibanwanxiayao，kaishiwaqiletaisuizhouweidenitu。
mianduizhehengcaitianjiang，raoshixiangxiaohongyixiangxinzhijianyi，cishiyeyouxiefengmole。
zheiyisitaisuidedongxi，jiuweiyutuduigentubilianjiededifang，luchulaidezhishiyixiaobufen，xiangxiaohongzuzuyonglejinyigexiaoshi，caibatawanquanbalechulai。
kanzheyanqianzheizuyoushangbaijinzhizhongdepangrandawu，xiangxiaohongdouyoudianbuganxiangxin，zheimedadedongxi，shizijichishoukongquancongtulijibachulaide？
xiangxiaohongquebuzhidao，sanyantianguansuoshuodewuxingzhu，naishishangguyibao，sheiyebuzhidaozenmehuizangzaitianguansuxiangli，yinchayangcuozhixiaxishouletadexianxue，weitasuode，bingdafududezengqiangletadetizhi。
zhibuguo，wuxingzhurenzhudeshihou，xiangxiaohonghaizaihunmizhizhong，zanshihaimeimingbaiguolaizenmehuishiyeshizhengchangde。