第3章 当众轻薄

chajuedaowanghaomianshangdeyouyu,tangqiubuliuqingmiandichixiao:“zenme,gangcaihaiyizhengyancidiyaoduiwofuze,zhuanyanjiuhouhuile?”

wanghaoshitandiwen:“nishiqujieren?”

tangqiubishangyanjing:“naneimeduofeihua,nidaodiqubuqu?”

wanghaoduanzanyouyu,zhongyuhaishituoxie:“wozhinengsongnidaohangzhanloudemenkou,bujieji,buxiache,qitadenizijigaoding!”

tangqiuzhengkaiyanjing,buliuqingmiandiwakudao:“daijiawojiandeduole,xiangnizheimeniudewohaishidiyiciyudao,daodizanmenlianggesheicaishiguzhu?”

wanghaobulihuitadewaku:“niyaoshibuyuanyineijiusuanle,fanzhenglianxifangshiwodouyijinggaosunile,xianghaolerangwozenmefuzesuishilaizhaowo,danshiyougeqianti,debaneitiaochapingjiwoshanle!”

yankanzhewanghaojiekaianquandaijiuyaoxiache,tangqiushenxiqi:“kaiche!”

wanghaobaohanshenyidikanleyiyanhoushijing,buzaifeihua。

chesuhenkuai,jiangbeijichangyaoyaozaiwang,zhibuguojintianzheilisihuyouyichanghenzhongyaodejiedaihuodong,qifenjinzhangeryayi,jiejirenyuanhegesejizhelisancengwaisanceng,jiangchurukouweidudeshuixiebutong,shehuicheliangyequandoubeilanjiezaiwai,jiulianyixieruchangdehaocheyeyouzhuanrenzaizixiheduizheshenfen。

chayanletangqiudiguoqudezhengjian,youzhuanmendebaobiaozaiqianmianyinling,rangwanghaojiangcheshiruletingjiping。

yipaipaihaocheyouxutingwen,ruyanzhirenyedoufeifujigui,qiansuoweiyoudedachangmian,jiuliantangqiudoushaojiandejinzhang,zhuantouyikan,wanghaojingranbandianbujianbolan,fangfoyiqiedouyutawuguan。

tangqiulaxiahuazhuangjing,yibianbuzhuangyibianwendao:“zhidaotamenzaidengsheime?”

budengwanghaojiehua,tangqiuziguzidijieshidao:“guoneisidahaomenzhiyi,donghailiangjiadedaxiaojieliangruoyun,renchengliangnvwang,jintianyouzigeruchangdequandoushidonghaishidedingjimingliu,napasuibiannachuyigedoushinengrangdonghaidimianzhenyizhendedarenwu!”

wanghaozhuantou:“niyeshilaijietade?”

tangqiudongzuoyijiang,suihouzichao:“wo?wonayouzheigezige?tangjiazaidonghaibuguoshisanliujiazu,zaizheigequanzili,wotangqiujiulianjitaliangnvwangtixiedezigedoubupei!”

wanghaozhoumei:“weishenmeyaogenwoshuozheixie?”

tangqiudaochulaiyi:“yihuiwoyaojiejiderenjiaoqinhongnan,qinjiadezhangsun,tashiwomingyishangdeweihunfu,erqinjiasuanshiliangjiadexiashu,suoyiqinhongnandeshenfenniyinggaidianliangdechulai!”

wanghaodiantou,lvedaizichaodao:“mingbai,woyigedaijiasiji,zheibeizidoudezuibuqidedarenwu!”

tangqiusonglekouqi,yuqiquenanmiansenhanjifen:“ninengxiangmingbaizheiyidianjiuhao,suoyizuotianwanshangfashengdeyiqieqianwanbuyaogaosurenheren,yihuibuguansheilaiwen,niyewulunruhedoubuyaochengren,yaoburandehua,nikongpalianzenmesidedoubuzhidao!”

wanghaotingchuyiyang:“zheimeshuo,zuowandeyiqielingyouyinqing?”

tangqiubuliuqingmiandilengxiao:“buranni?jiusuanwofengle,zhenxiangzaijiuhoufangzongyiba,youzenmehuizhaonizheizhonghuose?nigaibuhuizhendeyiwei,yigedaijiasijidounengsuisuibianbianpashangwodechuangba?wotangqiusuiranbibushangliangnvwang,danhaodaiyeshishenjiaguoyidetangjiadaxiaojie,bushinizheizhongnanrensuisuibianbianjiunengpengshangyigenshouzhide!”

“zongzhi,guolejintianzheiyiguan,wohuijiniyibaiwandexianjin,qiantishiyihouyongyuanbuyaozaihuidonghai,yeyongyuanbuyaorangwozaikanjianni!danruguoniyiweipingjiezheijianshijiukeyiyaoxiewo,neiwoquannizuihaokaolvqingchu,genqinjiazhangsundeweihunqichuanchufeiwen,wotangqiuguranshenbaiminglie,duinizheizhongxiaorenwulaishuogengshiqiushengbudeqiusibuneng!”

zhengshuohuadegongfu,buyuanchuderenqunhuranjulong。

tangqiulaqihuazhuangjing,yuqizhengzhongdidingzhudao:“niliuzaicheshangjiushile,ruguoyourenwenqi,jiushuonishiwodedaijiasiji,qitashenmedoubuyaoduoshuo!”

budengtangqiuxiache,wanghaohurandao:“dengyideng!”

tangqiutiaomei:“nihaiyoushi?”

wanghaozhuanshenkanxiangta:“wokandechulai,niyinggaibuxihuanneigesuoweideqinjiazhangsun,jiranzuowandeyiqiedoushiyourenzaiyinmouxianhai,duifangjiukendinghaiyouhoushou,jiusuanwoyaosilebuchengrenzuowansuofashengdeyiqie,kezheizhongbufengzhuoyingdeshixianglaibuxuyaozhengju!”

“youqishijintianzheizhongchanghe,yidannaochurenhedongjingdouzuyihongdongzhenggedonghai!woyigenanrenwusuowei,nini,niyihouhaizenmetaitou?”

tangqiumanlianluomodao:“buranni,wohainengzenmeban?”

wanghaorenzhendao:“likaizhei,yuanlizheigeshifeizhidi,zhiyaonijintianbuchuxian,tamenjiumeiyoubanfadazuowenzhang!”

tangqiuhaobuliuqingdichixiao:“**!”

wanghaoyebushiniren,qingxuhuranbaofadao:“tangqiu,nibiebuzhihaodai,laozizheimeshuobushiweilenidoulideneilianggechouqian,woshiweilenihao!”

tangqiuhuangtangfanwen:“weilewohao?nisuangeshenmedongxi,shenmeshihoulundaonilaiweilewohao?wanghaowogaosuni,bieyiweiyoulezuowandeyiyehuangtang,nijiuyouzigeduiwozhishouhuajiao!”

“jintianshiwoweihunfuhuiguoderizi,wodengletazhengzhengliangnian,yankanzhetarongyaoguilai,wozheigeweihunqiquebierbujian,daoshihouqinjiahaihuichengrenwodeshenfenme?ruguoshiquleqinjiadebihu,donghaihaiyouwomentangjiadelizuzhidime?”

wanghaotingchuleqizhongguanjian:“nimentangjiayujianmafanle?”

tangqiuluomoyixiao:“wodididezuileliangjia……suanle,wogenniyigedaijiasijijieshizheimeduoganma?zongzhinianzhaowoshuodequzuo,qitadebuyongnicaoxin,shihouwoziranbuhuikuidaini!”

“haiyouwanghao,woquannizuihaorenqingzijideshenfen,yeqianwanbieduiwobaoyourenhehuanxiang,wotangqiujiusuandangbuchengqinjiadezhangsunxifu,yejueduibuhuibaibaibianyiniyigedaijiasiji,zuorenyaoyouzizhizhiming!”

huayinluoxia,tangqiukaimenxiache,jieguohaibudengmaijiao,jiubeiyishuangcucaodashoucongshenhouzhuazhushouwan!

tangqiuliansekuangbian,yanxiazheizhongchanghe,zheijiahuojinggandangzhongjiuchanqinjiazhangsundeweihunqi?buguangtachengshoubuqizheimezuodehouguo,zhenggetangjiatongyangchengshoubuqi!

yanjianwurenzhuyi,tangqiuyadishengyinnuchi:“wanghao,nifengle?ganjinfangkaiwo!”

wanghaobulihui,shouzhangzhujianyongli:“nidididezuileliangjiaderen,suoyinishizaidu,yongnizheigeqinjiazhangsunweihunqideshenfen,rangliangjiashouxialiuqing?”

tangqiujiangtashuaikai:“gennimeiguanxi!”

wanghaoxiangshizuoleshenmejuedingyiban:“yiqianshigenwomeiguanxi,danshixianzaigenwoyouguanxile!”

tangqiuhaiyiweizijitingcuole,yifutixiaojiefeidebiaoqing:“nigangcaishuoshenme?”

wanghaozhongfu:“woshuoguoyaoweizuowandeshiqingfuze,suoyizheijianshijiujiaojiwolaichuli,suanshiwoduinidebuchang!”

tangqiufengcidao:“wanghao,ninaozimeiwentiba?neikeshiliangjia,pingnijiuxiangchulizheijianshi?”

wanghaoshenxiqi:“meicuo,jiupingwo!”

tangqiudemuguangfangfozhicirenxin:“nipingshenme?”

wanghaoyuqikengqiang:“jiupingnishiwowanghaodenvren!”

tangqiujingedao:“jiupingni?zhidaonijijiangmianduideshishenmema?”