第2章 老子要你不得好死!

遥远的星空深处。

mouchuheianchaoshidedilaozhizhong。

yiweizuozaidishang,beitieliansuozhu,mianmuquanfeidenvzimengranzhengkaiyanjing,yanshenzhongquanshiningzhongyubeishang,“fenger,nizhongjiuhaishiwufabaituosumingdeanpai!”

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biqizhiqian,xianzaideyefeng,keweishiyibiaorencai,yingjunfeifan,neiyimibadeshengao,yunchengdetitai,lingjiaofenmingdelianpang,lengjunrubuwenrenyanyanhuo,shizumeinanzi!

yilukuangbenzuzuyitianyiye。

canglongdalupianyuanxiaozhentianfengzhen。

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“kuaikan,yefengzheige**zhituhuilaile,haiyoulianhuilai,wopei!”

“jiushi,jiuhouluanxing,dianwunvdizi,rucisezei,zenmebuqusini?diuleyejiadelian,yediulewomentianfengzhendelian!”

“sibiantai,chusheng,jiugaiqusi,jilaozizasita!”

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shenzhi,tuoxie,**douzaleguoqu。

yefengzhihaobaozhunaodai,huiliuliudepaowangyejia,zhongrenyiluzhuida。

zhidaoyefengkuaidaoyejiamenkou,tamencaitingzhizhuiji,yefengyijingshiyishenwuhuibukan,toudingtmdehaitaozheyidinglvsesancha,meixideneizhong。

shijielengnuan,buguoruci!

cengjingyefengzuoweitianfengzhendiyitiancai,shiyejiadejiaoao,quanzhendexiwang,renrenjingzhi。

rujinzaomengxianhai,koushangdazui,bianruguojielaoshu,renrenhanda!

“yiqiedoushiyechuzhei**haide,shenchoudahen,laoziyidingyaonifuchucanzhongdaijia!”

yefengzhengliyishan,jinwoquantou,dabuzouxiangyejiadamen。

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gangdaomenkou,shouzaimenkoudeyejiadizibianlanzhuyefeng,chuyanjifeng。

“xialenigouyan,ganlanlaozi?”

yefengziranbujitamenhaolianse,shuangyandengzhetamen,nuchidao。

“you,nigechushenghaitingxiongde?niyiweinihaishiyejiashaoyema?”

“dayewogaosuni,niyijingbeiyejiachuming,nianzaizhiqiannicengduiwomengeliangguanzhaodefenshang,limagundan,fouze……”

“欠打!”

neiyejiadizihuahaimeishuowan,yefengbianyiquanguoqu。

“peng”deyisheng,tabianbeiyefengyiquandafei,shuaidaozaishushimiwai,shunjianyunsileguoqu!

zheihaishiyefengguyiliushou,fouzeyiquanzuyijiangtajisha。

kanzhezheilinglisishedequantou,yefengyeshiyizhencuoe,zhenhanwubi!

nandaozheiyiqiedoushiziyuepeisuozhi,liliangwuxianfangda?

“ni…nibushibeifeile,zenme…zenmehui……”

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yefengmeidalita,dabuzoujinyejiadamen,zhibenlinwanerguifang。

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jiezheyefengkuaizoukaojinlinwanerguifang。

zhengzhunbeipomenerru,fangneibianchuanlailinwanerwuzhudeaiqiusheng。

“chushaoye,qiuqiuni,qiuqiunifangguowoba,qiuqiuni……”

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刺啦!

yishengyifusilieshengchuanlai。

“bu…buyao,chushaoye,wanerzaoyijingyufenggeanxufangxin,cishengfeitabujia,qiunixingxinghao,fangguowanerhaoma?”

啪!

yishengqingcuidebazhangshengchuanlai。

“fangguoni?hahaha…laoziweishenmeyaofangguoni,yefengshichusheng,yeshifeiren,neiwanyidoumeiyou,taruhemanzuni?”

“jinrilaozijiuyaozhengfutadenvren,kexitabuzai,buranlaozidaoxiangkankan,tacishihuishihezhongganshou,hahaha……”

linwanersihouqilai,“bu,fenggebushifeiren,gengbushichusheng,nicaishichusheng,liandididenvrendouxiangdianwu,**!”

啪!

youshiyishengbazhangshengchuankailai,bansuizheyizhenhuapingdaodisuiliezhisheng。

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“jianbi,nidongshenme?yiqiedoushibenshaoyezuode,benshaoyehuibuqingchuma?shibenshaoyejiangyefengneifeiwufushangnvdizichuangshangde,dianwunvdiziderenyeshibenshaoye,hahaha……”

“ni…niweishenmeyaozheimezuo?weishenme?neikeshinidia?”

“di?wopei!tadangwoshigelema?qiangzoubenshaoyetianfengzhendiyitiancaizhiming,shenzhizaitianyanzongwaimen,tayeshiyizhiyazhebenshaoye,tadangbenshaoyeshitagelema?”

“jiuyinweizheiyang?jibururen,nijiubeibi**dexianhaifengge?”

“bububu,yuanyuanbuzhizheixie,tazhiyaotasile,feile,yejiajichengrenjiudebenshaoyede,fouzenayoubenshaoyechurentoudidejihuini?haiyou,tazijisha,dezuitianyanzongzhanglao,jianglaijichengyejiajiazhuzhiweile,bukenyifuzhanglaozhixia,yaoburanwomenweishenmeyaoxianhaitani?”

“ni…nishenmeyisi?nihuotongwairenxianhaifengge?jichengyejia,haiyaoyifubierenzhixia?nizhidaonizaizuoshenme?nizheishimaizhuqiurong,nishilaji,zuiren!”

“laji?hahaha……zhiyaowozuoshangyejiajiazhuzhiwei,chengweitianyanzongneimendizi,shenzhizhanglaoqinchuandizi,sheiganshuobenshaoyelaji?”

“ni…nisangxinbingkuang,nibudehaosi!”

啪!

youshiyibazhangguoqu,“jianbi,nizuihaolaoshidian,sihouhaobenshaoye,shuobudinghainengrangnizuogeshiqie,fouzeqingloujiushinideguisu!”

“wangbadan,nijilaoziqusi!”

menwaiyefeng,zaiyerenbuzhule,yijiaoxiaqu,“peng”deyisheng,damensifenwulie。

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