“xinglexingle！taitaixingle！”
“xietianxiedi，kesuanshixingle！kuai，qujiaoxianshengheshaoyexiaojie！”
gutangtangzaiyizhenchaochaorangrangshengzhongxingleguolai，naomenershangdezhangtongganrangtadaochoulekouliangqi。
“嘶……”
zhengkaiyan，jiubeitoudingyixifukuadefensegongtingchuangmanjiwuruleyanjing。
ze，shenmeshihouyiyuandepinweibiandezheimeyiyannanjinle？
“taitai，ninhaodianlema？”
yige“diaosigui”sidenaodaijiuzaizheigeshihouxuandaoletatoudingshang，chadianmeibatayoujihejueguoqu！
“你在……叫我？”
太太？
什么桥段？
yihuxingyedouyijingneijuandao，lianhushidouliuxingqijiaosebanyanle？
“dangranshijiaonina！zanmenshifukemeiyoudiergetaitaile！”
“……shifu？zheilibushiyiyuan？”
顾唐唐一脸懵。
tagangcai，mingmingshizhanzaiquanguoqingniantaiquandaojinbiaosaidezuigaolingjiangtaishangdengdailingjiang！
ranhouneigeerquebanjiangjiabingaocuolejiangbei，batadejinbeicuodijiledierming。
sheizhineinvdejiubaozhetadejinbeibukensongshoule，yankanzhezhubanfangyaojiaobaoanle，caiyiduojiao，chaozhegutangtangdenaomenerjiujiangjiangbeizaleguolai。
……yushitajiutangzheierle。
gutangtanghaimeihuiguoshen，erbianyouxiangqiletatingbudongdehua。
“taitai，ninxinglejiuhaole，yihuierningenxianshenghaohaodaogeqian，kebiezaipaole，ninkankanduoweixiana！”
“duia，taitai！ninjiubiezaipaole！xianshengduininderongrendukejiukuaiyaochaoele！ninzheihaihuaizheyunni，paochuqupengzhekezhele，kezenmeban！”
gutangtanggangyaoqishen，chuangbianayidehuarangtamoditaiqiletou，yilianwhatthefuckdebiaoqing。
“huai……nishuohuaishenme？！”
tapashibeineijinbeizahuainaozile！
“bienaoledajie，wo22suidedahaonianhua，nanrendeshoudoumeizhengjingqianguo，wozenmehuaiyun？zijiaoma？”
gutangtangxianqibeizi，xiangyaoxiachuang。
“wohaiganzhequjieshoumeiticaifangni，nimenzheishinajiajingshenbingyuanni，biedanwuwodeshi！”
beizixianqi，gutangtangchangshizheqishen，quemei！neng！zuo！qi！lai！
tahouzhihoujuedichaozhezuaitaqishendeduzikanleguoqu，yikezhiwutuokouerchu：“cao！”
“woyinggaishimeishuixing！”
buranzenmehuikandaoyoutaxiaobadelianggepijiududadeduzi？
cheguobeiziyouwangzijishenshanggai，gutangtangdunangdao:“dui，meishuixing，zaishuiyijuejiuhaole！”
“妈咪！”
“妈咪！你醒啦！”
beizigaidaoleyiban，gutangtangjiutingdaomenkouchuanlailiangshengcuishengshengdehuhuan。
takanleyiyanzijidehaimeilaidejijieshoude“pijiudu”，youxiejiangyingdichaozheshengyinchuanlaidefangxiangkanqu。
ruyande，shilianggezhangdeyimoyiyangde、fendiaoyuzhuo、keaidaobaodenaiwawa！
gumozhesiwusuideyangzi。
“nimen……zaijiaowo？”
gutangtangjiangzheshouzhitouchongzhezijiqiaoleqiao。
lianggenaiwawadiliuliuzhuanzheyanzhuziduishileyiyan，hudiyiqipuleguolai。
“mami！nizenmele？shenshendangranshijiaonia！”
“ruoruoyeshi！ruoruoxiangsimamile！”
gutangtangzheicaizainaoziliqingxidishanxianlesangezi：xidangma！
taqialezijiyiba，tongdeziqileya！
bushimeng，neimetakeneng、yexu、dagaishichuanyuezhongsheng？
shenjingyixiangdatiaodegutangtangjingranjuedezijiyoudianyunjuqing……
“深深和若若？”
tajinliangzhendingdizhizheyizuoyiyoulianggebainendexiangyaoshenshouquhaoyibadewa。
“mami，woshishenshen！meimeishiruoruo！maminishibushinaodaizhuanghuaile，zenmelianwogenmeimeidoufenbuqingle？”
youbianneigeyouzheyitouzonghuangweijuanduanfadexiaowawa，jiubiezhezuipadaolegutangtangduqiyanershang，putengzhexiangyaogebaobao。
“e……mami……shiyoudianzhuanghuainaozile！zheiyang，nimenxianchuqu，rangmamizaishuihui！zaishuihuiermamikenengjiuxiangqilaile！”
zaishuihuier，meizhunjiunengchuanhuiqule。
huayingangluo，menkouyigelengjunhaotingdenanxingsangyinpoererru。
“nigaiqingxingzhuanghuaideshinaozi，erbushiduzilidehaizi。fouze，jiwodehaizipeizangdekebuzhiniyige，gutangtang！”
gutangtangfanshexingdiyingshengtaitoukanleguoqu。
zixuleershinianbuhaonansedegutangtangbudebuchengren，tayoudiannuobukaishixian。
yanqianchuxiandenanrenzhangxiangtaiguojunmei！
lanhuisedeshensuiyanmou，chunseqiandandebochun，yingtinghaokandebiliang！
zaijiashangkanchengwanmeidejingzhilunkuo，peishangtalengjunsenhandeshenqing，ranggutangtangkanguodezongcaiwenlitoudebazongxingxiangyouleyizhangmingquedeliankong。
“ni……yeshizaigenwoshuohuama？”tazhabazheyanwendao。
“……”
sihushimeiliaodaotahuiyouciyiwen，nanrenhaokandemeiyanweisuozhekanletayiyan。
heichendeyandiqueshixianeryijiandebunai。
zuijiaorouyankejiandeweiweixiachen，lengshengdao：“gutangtang，niyouzaiwanshenmemingtang？”
gutangtang，tademingzihaishigutangtangni！
“……woyaoshishuo，wozhendenaozichuwentile，nixinma？”
nanrenyinweitadehuaermouseshenchen，muguanglveguogutangtangwusuoweijudelian。
mingxiandetanjiuhehaobuyanshidelengran。
“nijuedewohuixinma？”nanrendeshengyinlengmojinao。
“gutangtang，woshuoguo，zhiyaoniguaiguaidanghaonideshitaitai，buyaozaijiwozhizaomafan，wojiubuhuiranggushipochan。”
“dangran，nianfenle，woyejiubuhuiquzhaoshaohuaniandemafan。”
“keshi，nipianpianbutinghua！”
邵华年，又是谁？
gutangtangyouxietouteng，yigehaimeigaoqingchuni，youlaiyige！
nengbunengrangtahuanyihuanzaizoujuqing？
haodaijigechujiwanjiayouxitishia！
“wozhende……tingbudongnizaishuoshenme，yaobunirangwozaishuiyijue？shuixinglemeizhunwojiujiqilaile！”
nanrencuqilemeihaobantianyemeifangxialai，dingzhegutangtangkandeyanshenlimeiyoubanfenxinren。
zhikandegutangtangjuedezijiyinggaidangzhetademianziqiang。
“爹地，不吵架！”
huran，yidaoruanruannuonuodeshengyinzaineinanrendejiaobianxiangqi。
gutangtangshunzheditoukanqu，lianggenaiwawayizuoyiyoubaozhulenanrendedatui，juezhepiguxiangyaowangshangpanpa。
“diedibao！mamijintianchehuozhuangletou，bunengzaisongshenshenheruoruoquwudaobanle！jintiandiedisong，haobuhao？”
gutangtangjiuzheimeyanjianzhenanrendeshenseshunjianruanhualexialai。
tacongyigejugaoziaodelengyingnanren，hudichengleyigeyoulejifenrenjianyanhuoqixidefuqin。
“diedimeigenmamichaojia。”
yizuoyiyoubalianggehaizibaodaolebeiwanli，nanrenanfuzhehaizi，youjiqilengdandikanlegutangtangyiyan。
“wobuguanniwanshenmehuayang，zhishixiangjinggaoniguanhaonizijidetui，yaoshizaiganpaoquzhaoshaohuanian，wobujieyitinizheduantamen！”
kanzhenanrenbaozhehaizichulemen，gutangtangcaihenhenshuleyikouqi。
ninfangxinhaole，shaohuanianshisheiwodoubuzhidao，wozenmezhao？
loutidezhuanjiaochu，nanrenquehudiyoutingzhulejiao。
mousechenchendiduizhehouzaimenwaidelaoguanjiachenbo，lengshengdao：“rangqinlangyechaqingchujintianzaoshangtachuquzuoleshenme！”
“是，先生！”
“haiyou，jintianqitaitaijinzu，chuletadefangjian，naliyebuzhuntaqu！”
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