【004】幸灾乐祸
biekanjiangmengpingshichuanzhetingxinggande，tadaoxianzaixiaoshoukehaimeibeinanrenpengguo。zheicihuifashengzheiyangdeshiqing，wanquanshishichuyouyin，yishi，jiangmengxiangbaituofangshicheng，zaizhe，tashixiangjiefangshichengdeshoulaishoushiyefeng。yaobushizheiyang，takebuhuiheyigenanrenzouderuciqinjin，erqiehaishigemoshengdenanren。
jiangmengyebuzhidaozijiweishenmehuirucidadan，jingranheyigemoshengnanrenzuochuruciqinnidedongzuo。yaoshizijixihuandenanrenyejiubale，guanjianshizijihentaoyanzheigenanren，ta，henliumang。
嗯，很大。
dangjiangmengtingdaozheijuhuadeshihounaodai‘weng’deyisheng，jingranbiandeyipiankongbai。tameiyouxiangdao，yigerenjingrankeyiliumangdaorucichengdu，yaozhidao，zheikeshizaihuocheshang，zheikeshigonggongchanghe。nandaotayaoduizijizuoshenmeqinshouzhishi？
jiangmengyouxiehoupale，bijingtaheyefengshichucijianmian，duiyuzheigeren，tameiyoubandianlejie，erqiezheigerenhense，henliumang。zijizenmehuineimedadan，zheibushibaiminglewangselanghuailizuanma？
jiangmengyuexiangyuehaipa，guangtianhuarizhixiaduimiaolingshaonvzuochuqin.shouzhishi，yiqianxinwenbushimeiyoupuguangguo，suiranxianzaideshehuihenhexie。danzijiyaoshibeizhanlebianyi，jiusuantabeijingchajizhuale，neichikuidehaishiziji。
“nidaodixiangganma？wojinggaoni，niyaoshizaibufangkaiwo，wokejiuhanfeililee！”jiangmengyuexiangyuehaipa，yushijiaojiduiyefengshuodao。
raneryefengdehuidarangtayixiazibiandexinhuiyilengqilai，zhijianyefengxiaomimidikanzheshenbiandejiaren，qingshengshuodao：“nihanba，zuihaoshihandadiansheng，ganggangjiaofangshenmede，kenenghuilaijiuni。yebuzhidaogangcaishisheiwangwohuailizuan，zenmele？xianzaixiangjiuzheiyangqingyidelikai？wodebianyirangnibaizhanle？”
yefengkanzheyouxiezhejidejiangmeng，xinlineiziwei，bengtiyouduoshuangle。gelaozide，gekebushihaoqifudezhuer。
jiangmengyemeiyouxiangdao，yigerenkeyihouyanwuchidaozheiyangdibu，jingranshuozijizhantadebianyi？yebuzhidaogangcaisheidegeboshibushidizaizijixiongqianmoceng，buguohuayoushuohuilaile，dequeshizijiwangtahuailizuande。neiyouzenyang？woyigedaguniang，doumeiyouneimexiaoqi，tayigedananren，yinggaibuhuixiaoqi。
应该？
jiangmengyebushihenkending，taduiyefengbulejie，erqietagenbenkanbutouyefeng，genbenjiubuzhidaotaxinlizaixiangxieshenme。
“neinixiangzenyang？”jiangmengyingzhetoupishuodao，shuohuadeshihoumingxiandiqibuzu。
“shenmejiaowoxiangzenyang？nidaohao，jiangwohuoreqilaile，zijixiangyipaipiguzouren？zheishijieshangnayouzheimehaodeshiqing？”yefengyilianwugudishuodao。
xianzaizhidaohouhuile？zaoganmaqule？
yefengcikedequeyouxiebushuang，ganqingzijibeirenliyongle，xianzaimeiyouliyongjiazhi，jiuxiangyijiaojiangzijitikai，nalizheimerongyi？
“huo？shenmehuoa？”jiangmengyilianqiguaidebiaoqing，kanzheyefengshuodao。
“yuhuoa，hainengyoushenmehuo。”yefengmeiyousihaodexiuchizhixin，shuodeshineimedelisuodangran。
“ni…niwulai，niliumang。”tingleyefengdehua，jiangmengpiaoliangdeliandan，shunjianbianhong，doukuaidichuxuelaile。
jiangmengzaiyicibeiyefengdeqianghanjidabaile,yishijianbuzhidaogairuheshihao。huoxushizijideyuanyin,yaoshibuliyongyefengdehua,yebuhuifashengxianzaideshiqing。buguoshiqingyijingfasheng，houhuiyewuyong，jiangmengdaobudanxinyefenghuiduizijizuochushenmeqin.shouzhishi，zheiliyouzheimeduoren，taganma？
buguozhuannianyixiangyouganjueyouxiebutaiduijing，shide，yefengdangzhezheimeduorendemian，dequebuhuiduijiangmengzuochushenmeqinshouzhishi，danzhandianbianyibingbushimeiyoukeneng。
jiuzaijiangmengdanxindeshihou，chexiangyitouchuanlaicaozasheng，yefengshunzheshengyinkanqu，youjigehunhundezhengshouwuzudaodixiangzijizheibianzoulai。yefengyouzhongganjue，zheixierenshilaizhaozijimafande。
zheigefangshicheng，xiazibibaoyebuyongzheimekuaiba？laozihaimeiyouyongbaoguozheixiaoniu，nimenzenmejiulailea？
yefengkandaoyourenguolai，jiangmengziranyekandao，yiqianjiangmenghentaoyanhunhunde，xianzaikanzheigejigeyizhegeyi，toufaranchengwuyanliusedejiahuo，turanfaxiantamenjingranhenkeai。
jirenzoudaoyefengmianqian，kanlekanyefeng，dangtamenkandaojiangmengdeshihou，tebieshijiangmengneishenshendeshiyexianshi，yigegechadianliuchukoushui，yanshenfachuleyiyangdeguangmang。
duiyuzheijigehunhundebiaoxian，yefengchizhiyibi，yade，zheimemeiyoudingli，bujiushichuanzhexingganxiedemeinvma？zhiyuzheiyang？
yefengzaibishibierendetongshi，quewanglezijigangcaiyehaobudaonaliqudeshenqing。duiyuzheixierendebiaoqing，jiangmengshaoshaoyoudianyane，danquemeiyouchusheng。
“nimensheishiyefeng？”jigehunhunqizhongyigerenshuodao。
kandaoyourenzhaoziji，yefengkeyidikanleyixiaduifang，yefengbukanhaihao，zheiyikanjingranbeizheihunhunjiheleyitiao。niyaderantoujiuranba，rangeshenmesebuhao，weishenmeyaorangelvsedeni？
yefengqiangrenzhexiaoyi，kanzhelvmao（lvmao）shuodao：“wojiushi。”
zhaodaolemubiao，lvmaomeiyouguoduodefeihua，duizheshenbiandesirenshuodao：“xiongdimen，zouta。”
lvmaoyijuhuashuowan，shenhoujirenjiukaishichunchunyudong，yefengyesihaobuhanhu，taijiaojiushiyizhaojuehuliaoyintui，keliandelvmao，haimeiyoulaidejizaibenshuzhongliuxiaxingming，jiubeiyefengjimiaoshale。
jiangmengzhanzaiyefengshenbian，yefengzheiyijiaotakandezhenqie，xinlixiangdao：liumangjiushiliumang，xiashoudoushineimedebeibiwuchi，nayourentibieren“neili”de？
yijiaotiwanzhihou，mourenhaijiqihouyanwuchidishuodao：“zeze，zheizhaodangzhenshilvshibushuang。”
tingletadehua，jiangmengbiandegengjiachizhiyibi，neijigehunhunbeihouchuanlaiyizhenliangyi。
zijidetongbanbeizoule，dangranbuhuizhanzainei，sirenchuanlaishazhubandehousheng，yiqichongxiangyefeng。youyuzoudaokongjianxiaxiao，bingmeiyouyiwofengdichongshanglai，zheiduiyefenglaishuowuyishiyijianhaoshi。dangranle，pingjieyefengdeshenshou，jiusuanshiyiqishang，tayemeiyousihaodeweiju，zheijige，doubugouzijireshende。
shimiaoguohou，zoudaoshangyouduolesigerentangzaidishangshen、yin。yefengfangfomeishirenyiban，youxianzidedizuolexialai，kanzhetangzaidishangdejirenshuodao：“jiaoneigefangshichengchulaiba！jiupingnimenjigexiaoxiamiyexianglaicairen？bieshale，nimenliandangpaohuidoubugouge。”
yefengjiqixiaozhang，zhanzaitashenbiandejiangmengluchulexingzailehuodexiaorong。dezuilefangshichengneiyangdexiaoren，yihouhuiyounixiaoxiechuande。