1怀孕的太监
太子东宫训练场里：
benyinggaishibazidedifangbangleyigetaijian，zheigetaijianshuangtuizhiduosuo，yanlibaohankongjudikanzheqianfang，zhangkongzhetashengside，chuanzheminghuangsefushi、zuozhelunyidenanren。
nanrenzhangxiangjihao，mianruguanyu，lvexiancukuangdeyingmeirangtashaolenvqi，hanxiaodemeiyanhebuxiaoyegoudezuijiao，rangtakanzhexianggehaopiqidepianpiangongzi，piantashouzhongnazhegongjian，xiuzhangdeshouzhilamanxian，jianyufeishechuqu，zhiruzuobazineimingtaijiandeyoujian。
taijianxiangfachucanjiaodejihuidoumeiyou，yinweitadezuibabeisaizhe。
“bengongzheizhuntoushiyuelaiyuebuhaole，mingmingxiangzhongzuojiande，quedazaileyoujianshang。”
wurenganchusheng，tazuoyouguilehaojigegongnvtaijian，qizhongjiubaokuolezaitaijianzhongjiandechouxiaobei，erbeidangbazideneigetaijian，shiqianduanshijian，gentayiqibeixuanrudonggongde。
zhiyoutaizishenbiandelizongguanxiaoyinyindiquandao：“dianxia，zheijiana，jiubulianzihuishengshu，ninduolianlianjiuchengle。”
shuozhe，qinzidishanglediergenjianyu。
meiyourenganqiuqing，zicongtaizichenglefeiren，youlvlvchuanchuhuangshangyaofeitaizidechuanwen，zheigecengjingwenrun、dairenheshandetaizi，neikexinjiucuiledu，tanxiaojianjiangrenfeihuiyinmie。
sihutazigeyefangqilezige，sihaobuguanzijidemingshengruhe，renxingdizhizuozijixiangzuodeshi，yourenshuo，tashixiangtongkuaidiguotazuihouderizi。
taizinaguoneizhijian，quemeiyoushechuqudeyisi，ershizaidishangdianledian，ranhou，zhixiangleguizaidishangdeqizhongyimingtaijian：“ni、guolai。”
haoqiaobuqiaode，zhengshichouxiaobei。
chouxiaobeixintiaorulei，quebudebudizhetou，guizhepaxingdaotaizidelunyiqian，ranhou，binglengdejiantoujiudazaitaxiabashang，bizhetataiqitoulai。
“zhidaobengongweishenmejiangtabangzaineima？”tamanyouyoudiwenzhe，xiangshiyijuxianliao。
chouxiaobeiyaotou：“nucaibuzhi。”
“因为他是细作。”
meiyouqingxuqifudeliugezi，rangchouxiaobeicanbailelian。
“nishuo，bengongyaobuyaojitayigejihui，rangtazhaochuzijidetongdangni？”
taiziwenzheihuadeshihou，lianshanghaiguazhehexudexiao，chouxiaobeiquejuedequanshendexueyezaidaoliu：“ziranshikandianxia、dianxiadeyisi。”
“neiyaobu，niqubangbengongwenwen？”
chouxiaobeirenbuzhuqiaoqiaotaitou，duishangletaizimingmingzaixiao，quelengrubingshuangdeyanjing，tahuangzhangdiganjinbatoudixia。
taizidingranshizhidaoletadeshenfen，ruciyaoqiubuguoshixiangxinongta，ketagenbenbunengjujue，zhinengyingshi，ranhouwanghoupaleliangbuzaizhanqishen，daidaidichaobataizouqu。
tafaruandejiaomaileshangqu，genbeidangbazidexizuotaijianduishiyiyan，yanlekoukoushui，caishenchushouqunatazuilidebu。
quezaizheishi，yizhijianyuchuanpokongqichaotashelai，napazhidaotaizishedejianbunengduo，tashentidebennenghaishiwangpangyishan，kezheijingshishuangjianlianfa，suihaishibeitaduoguole，quezaicangcuxiazhuangdaolemuzhuang，hunleguoqu。
taizimorandikanzhe，duishenpangdezongguanligonggongdao：“qukankan，kebiejiuzheimesile。”
“是！”
ligonggongchangnianbangtaizibidu，dongyidianyishu，tazoushangbatai，chakanqichouxiaobei，benzhishisuiyidibayixiamai，quezaixiayimiao，dengyuanletaneishuangmimiyan。
fanyingguolaihou，tarenzhenqilai，zaisanjianchahou，tabilaishiyaokuaidebufazoulehuiqu，zaitaizierbiandiyulejiju。
taizizhitiaolexiamei，suijibudongshengsedijiangshoulidegongrengjileshenhoudeshiwei：“meiyisi，huiquba。”
shiweimangtuidongtadelunyizhuanlefangxiang，guizailiangpangdegongnvtaijianmangqishengenzaihoumian，meirenkandaotaizishenyoudemouzilishanguoyimoquwei。
太监也能怀孕？
可真有意思！