第1章
“xiaoniangmen，zhiyaonibawofushihao，wobaozhunniyihouguodeshushufufu！”
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“laozibubinidefeiwunanrenhao？”
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shuozhe，shangqianpailepaijiangzhihaodelian。
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见了鬼了！
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“nisuanshenmedongxi！ganduilaozizhishouhuajiao？xinbuxinlaozixianzaijiufeileni！”
shuozhezhuachuyaojiandekandao——
“啊！”
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shuowan，kandaochaozhebozishangyiya——
boziyiliang，hunhunheniaole！
jiangzhihaobushizhizhidaohejiudalaopodefeiwuma？
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