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jiangzhiyanzaihuijiadeshihou,jiangshuyuyijingchuyuanle,banjinletamendejia。

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也是她的生日。

zhishi......meirenjide。

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rujin,shenshifangxiale,tayeyinggaifangxiayiqie,meiyouhouguzhiyoudelikaile。

tayangqixiaoyi:“meiguanxi,wochijiushile,zheidoushishuyudeyipianxinyi。”

jiangzhiyannaqikuaizi,zhengzhunbeishenshou,jiangshuyudijitayigeshipindai,limianzhuangzhexiexufenmozhuangdedongxi。

“jiejie,zheihuoguoshiwomenchishengxiade,pashimeishenmeweidaole,nizaijiadiandiaoweiliaoba。”

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“tazhenchile!hahahahahaha!nimendushule!taoqiantaoqian!”

“shenshi!yaobushiniyanzheiyichukurouji,tabukenengchi!niubi!woyuandufushu!”

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