第2章
chenyiyilikaigongsi，henkuaijiuhuidaolejia。
gangtuikaimen，muqinzhoufengxiajiujijidewendao：“yiyi，gaodinglemeiyou？”
chenyiyitaijiaodedongzuoyidun，jingyandelianshangliuluchuwunaizhise。
budengtashuohua，liufengdeshengyinchuanlejinlai，“ma，nizaishuoshenmeni，shenmegaodinglemeiyou？”
meixiangdaoliufengjuranshigennveryiqihuilaide，zhoufengxiafengyunyoucundelianshangdunshishenseyijiang。
youqishikandaoliufengdayaodabaidezoujinmen，tagengshiqibudayichulai。
shijishangjintiandeshiqingshitajichenyiyichudezhuyi。
zicongliufengruzhuihou，zhenggechenjiadoujiquanbuning，bierenjiadedaochamennvxunagebushinilaishunshou，keliufengdaohao，meiyouyidianchiruanfandezijue，jiuhaoxiangfengziyiyang，daisheiyaoshei，liantazheigezhangmuniangdemianzidoubuji。
这种女婿不要也罢！
“tabutongyi，jinwantayeyaogenguoqu。”chenyiyiyingbangbangdediuxiazheijuhua，taibuchaofangjianzouqu。
“shenme？”zhoufengxiadajingshise，“liufeng！nijiwolaolaoshishidedaizaijiali，xianzaikeshiwochenjiadeguanjianshike！”
“狗屁？！”
liufengtaoletaoerduo，“nisuoweideguanjianshikejiushirangwolaopochumaisexiang？weileqianlianzijidenverdoubuyaole，nizheigelaoyaopohaizhenzuodechulai。”
tingdaoliufengzheihua，zhoufengxialianshangzhangchenglezhuganse，taqijibaihuaidedao：“haibushinizheigefeiwumeiyong！zhengriyoushouhaoxian，yidianshangjinxindoumeiyou，womenchenjiakeyangbuqinizheizhongjiunangfandai！”
tahualihuawaideyisi，jiuhaoxiangchenshijituandejingjiweijishiliufengdaozhideyiban。
yikouheiguocongtianerjiang，liufengquepaizhetuidaxiaoqilai。
“woshuolaoyaopo，nishibushilaonianchidaile？womeijicuodehuanishoulideeyupibaozoudekeshigongsidezhang。”
“haiyouchenzihaoshanggeyuetideneiliangpaoche，luodijialiangbaiwan，zheikebushigexiaoshumu，erwomeigeyuezhiyaoshiwanlinghuaqianeryi。”
tatanletanshou，“sheicaishigongsidezhuchongxuyaowomingshuoma？”
zhoufengxiaqidechadianyunguoqu，taxiongtangkuaisuqifu，guolexujiucaijiangnuhuopingxixialai。
“zhenbuzhidaolaoyezishinagenjindacuole，juranrangyiyijiajinizheizhongfeiwu，jiushiyinweini，zhenggezhonghaidouzaichaoxiaowomenchenjia！”
周凤霞越想越恼火。
dangchuchenlaoyezijiangliufengdaihuilai，haishuotashirenzhongzhilong，zhoufengxiazhijiexinle，zhenyiweichenlaoyezijinverzhaoleyigechenglongkuaixu，meixiangdaojuranshizheizhongchiruanfandeqipa！
zheiwonangfeishijiulelaoyezideminghaishilaoyeziliuzaiwaimiandesishengzi，zenmelaoyezijiugenxialeyiyangbajiazuzuiyouxiudechenyiyituijinzheigehuokeng。
“liufeng，wobuguannijilaoyeziguanleshenmemihuntang，tarennizheigesunnvxuwokeburen！jintiannibiexiangchuqudaoluan！”zhoufengxiajianjiaoyisheng。
jiuzaizheishi，woshimendakai，chenyiyizoulechulai。
刘峰眼睛一亮。
zhijianchenyiyiyixishenlanseyuweiqun，jiangaotuyouzhideshencaizhanxiandelinlijinzhi，hongchunjiaoyanyudi，ganggangtayoushangleyicengdanzhuang，shideyuanbenjiumeilidelianpangcikegengshirutongyourendeyaojingyiban。
“laopo，nizhenpiaoliang！”liufengxiaomimidechengzandao。
keshiyixiangdaolaopodabandezheimepiaoliangshijianbiedenanren，liufengyanzhongshanguolingliedelengyi。
“nishuowanlema？woyaochumenle，fouzejiuyaochidaole。”chenyiyinazheaimashibaobao，lengdandesaoleliufengyiyan。
kanzhenverzheifudaban，zhoufengxialuchuqiexidexiaorong，tacouguoqudao：“yiyi，taihaole，lingdashaojueduihuibeinimideshenhundiandao！buguodaihuinijilingyidian，jitayidiantiantouchangchang，shijieshangdenanrendouyiyang，daoshihoutayikaixin，hezuojiuchengle。”
tashuodemeifeisewu，fangfoyijingkandaochenjiadashanglingjiazheigehaomendemeihaoweilai，“lingdashaoyiqianjiuxihuanni，wodatingguole，tahuilaihouyemeiyoutannvpengyou，niyaoshijiaguoqu，ronghuafuguijueduixiangyongbujin，zanmenchenjiayegenzhexiangfu！”
tingdaozheifanhua，liufengdeliansedouheile。
shenmeyisi，dangzhemiancuanduonverjitadailvmaozi？
zheinagenanrennengrendele？！
“zhoufengxia，banidechouzuijiwobishang！laozihaimeisini，nijiuxiangrangninvergaijiale？”liufengnuhe。
“jiunizheigewonangfeihuozhehaiburusile，bushinizheigefeiwutuolei，womenchenjiazaojiufeihuangtengdale！”zhoufengxiaehenhendedengletayiyan。
“hehe，xiangrangwosi？”
liufengtiaomei，“kexibunengrangniruyuanyichangle，wobudanbuhuisi，haihuihuodehaohaode，jiusuanshisiyeshizainihoutou，burandaoshihousheitinishouxiao！”
“刘峰！”
zhoufengxiaqidexinzangbingdouchadianfanle，zheifeiwujingranzhouta。
“xingle，laoyaopo，bieyiweiwobuzhidaonidadeshenmezhuyi，wojiuyijuhua，xiangyaorangwolaopoqukeyi，wobixugenzhe！”
“fouze，sheidoubiexiangchumen！”
liufengyanzhongluchuyingsunyibanruilidemuguang。
zhoufengxiaheleyitiao，henkuaiyoufanyingguolai，baiyanyifanzhigaoqiangdedao：“liufengnisuangeshenmedongxi！zheilimeiyounishuohuadefen！”
“你们！”
chenyiyishenxiyikouqi，yanqiandenaojurangtahenshiwunai，“nimenyuanyichaojiuchaoba，woyaochumenle。”
shuozhe，taijiaozoulechuqu。
jianzhuang，liufengjimanggenshang。
xiaohua，jintiantayaoshibuqu，shuobudingzhenyaodailvmaozile。。
“feiwu，nijiwozhanzhu！”
raner，zhoufengxiayigekuaibudangzailetademianqian，“wojinggaonibuyaohuaiwodehaoshi！fouzewojiubanisaodichumen！”
liufengyagenjiumeibazheijuweixiefangzaixinshang，taijiaojiuyaozou，nazhidaozhoufengxiayoubuzhisihuodelazhuleta。
“songshou，buranbieguaiwobukeqi！”
“nizheigefeiwujuranganweixiewo，nixinbuxinwonengrangnishengburusi！”zhoufengxiajianshengmadao。
“啪！”
xiayimiao，yidaoqingcuideshengyinxiangqi，zhoufengxiawuzhelian，zhenggerenfangfobeileipileyibanjiangzaiyuandi。
zheigefeiwujingranganduizhangmuniangdongshou？！
liufengkandoumeikanzhoufengxiayiyan，zhangmuniangzenmele，zhaodabuwu！
“老婆，等等我！”
tachongzhechenyiyidebeiyinghanzhe，zhuileshangqu。