第二章 偷梁换柱也能被接受

“wendaxiaojie。”yunqinghemiqitouzheweixianguangmangdeyanjing,“bulunniqingyuanyufou,jintiandoushiniwodedaxizhiri,wanghou……”

yunqinghedehuahaiweishuowan,xiaochuangshangjujindiquansuochengyituandewenyilanbianqieqiedidaduanleta。

“我不是……”

yunqinghemeishaoyitiao,“shenme?”

tafangqingleyuqi,tingqilaihenhaoshuohuadeyangzi。

wenyilanzhuangzhedanziyongshaoweiqingliangdesangyinchengqingdao:“wobushiwenjiadaxiaojie。”

“你说什么?!”

yunqinghedabukuadaotamianqian,shenshoubianqinzhuletadebozi。

zhongzhongdelidaoqiadewenyilankuaiyaozhixi,yishuangshoupinmingdibazhenanrendeshoubei,shituzuochufankangzhengzha。

nanrendaizhedianyaoyaqiechideyiweihenhendao:“nijingranganpianwo?!nanguainishibeibangzhelaide,yuanlaishiwenchengbobuzhidaocongnaerzhaolaidexiaomaoxiaogoulaihunongwo!”

wenyilandebaiyandoufanchulaile——yebuzhidaoshibeiqiade,haishibeiyunqinghezhei“xiaomaoxiaogou”dexingrongjiqide。

yunqinghedeyanshenlenglie,moranwuqing,sihubingbubatazheitiaorenmingfangzaixinshang。

wenyilanpinmingdibaizhetadeshouwan,congsangziyanerlijichuleweiruodeshengyin:“woshi……wenjia…kee、dinv…wen、yilan……”

bushigentayouhunyindewenyujun!

yunqinghezaitingdaodinverzideshihou,naozhongsixubaizhuanqianhui,guadandemuguangzaineizhangweiqubeifendexiaolianshangxunzhuanjiyan,zuizhonghaishisongkaileshou。

wenyilansilitaosheng,dakoudakoudishenhuxi,naoziliwengwengzhixiang、luanzaozaode。

haojiahuo!zheishoujingerkeyidiandoubuxiangshidebingzhirengaiyoudeliqi。

yunqingheruoyousuosi,zaidushenshoushi,wenyilanxiayishidixianghousuolesuobozi。

kemeixiangdaonanrenzhishiyongxiuzhangdeshouzhiqingqingyitiaotadexiaba,sishiziyanziyudinannandao:“shidinv,queyoubushizhangnv……zheimeshuolai,wenyujunzhishigeqieshisuosheng。”

“junchenglidouzaishengchuanwenjiataifuyuzhengqienaiyoujia,zaifurenbingshizhihougengshiweiqisuyizhaijiesannianyouyu,zaijunchengzhonghuolegeqingshenyizhongdehaomingsheng。meixiangdao,guozhenshigedaizheweishanmianjudehulangzhibei!”

yunqinghejinpingwenyilandeshenfenjiunengcaichuwenjiajiashideneimu,bukuishihuangjiaderen。

xiangqibingshideniangqinlinzhongqianweiyideyuanwang,jiushizijinenggouxundeyigehaoguisu,yuanliwenjia,wenyilanbianshiyizhenjiuxindetong。

wenyilanfangdizitaiqiqiudao:“woyeshibeiwodieqipianqiangpozhici,bingfeiyouyiyaoyinmanni。”

tayaozhexiachun,weiquxixiditaishou,jinanrenkanzijishouwanshangdeshengsuo。

“jiranyiqiedoushiwuhui,neimezheizhuanghunshiyinggaiyebuzuoshu。haiqingningaotaiguishou,fangwozouba……”

shile,qucuoleren,zheizhenghaojiyunqinghexiangwenjiayigefaxiedejihui。

huozheshuo,shiyigekeyinaniedebabing。

keyunqinghezaizhidaojiaguolaidenvzinaishiwenjiazhengtongdedinvzhihou,biangailezhuyi。

wenyilankanzheyanqiandedamowangturanluchuyimoxiao,zheiweixiaoshehunduopo,gourenxinxian。

ruguobushitaxiongkouheiguangdazuo,wenyilanshuobudinghaizhenhuibeitajunmeidewaibiaosuoxiyin,renyoumeisewuren。

“xiangzou?”nanrenshengxiandichencixingmeihuo,yindewenyilanbuyouzizhudidianlediantou。

“he!”yunqinghefuxiashen,shenshouzaitadefabinbianqingfujixia,yongzuirouhedeyuqishuozhezuikepadehua。

“neikebuxing,jiranniyijingjiaguolai,jiushiwodefurenle!yaoshiyoujihuihuidaogongli,pangrenhaidezunchengniyishenghuangzhangfei。”

“wanghouwomenkeyaojuanqimei、xiangjingrubincaishi~”

xiangshiweilecunxinexinzheta,yunqinghehaizaitamiaolehongsehuadiandeexinshangluoxiaqingqingyiwen,shengshengbawenyilanbichuleyishenehan。

zheigeeliededamotou……

怎么还不病死他?!

meibataneidianbufenkanzaiyanli,yunqinghelenglengdijinggaotadao:“congjintiankaishi,nijiuzhuzaizheigewuzi,meishibiepaodaowodemianqianaiyan。”

“懂吗?”

wenyilanjirenlixia,budebuditou。

jiusuantataohuilewenfuyebuhuishoudieheerniangdedaijian,yingjietadezhiyouwujindedamazhemo,haiyouzhangjiedechaofeng。

qiantushiku,houluyeshiku,tayouhebihuitou?

yunqingheshuaimenerqumeiduojiu,yiweitoufahuabaidelaorentuimenerru,shoulihaiduanzheyidietangbing。

“ji,chiba。”gouhezonghengdelaoliandaizhejifencixiangqinshandexiaoyi,rangwenyilanzheiyitianyinweidaqidaluoershoujingdexinyedungananwei。

tajujindiyongshouzaixipashangcalejixia,zailaorenjiaheshandezhushixia,xiangzhimishidexiaocangshuyiyang,xinendexiaoshoupengzheyuanyuandetangbingdadadiyaolejikou,baliangbiandesaibangzidousaideguqimanman。

laorenjiakantayanlirengjiuqinzhejiebeizhise,bianheyanyuesedianweita:“niabiehaipa,zhuzisuiranpiqibuhao,kexindibuhuai。haohaoerdeyigehuangzijiuzheimebeiyiwangzaishanye,huanlesheidouhuiyiyubufende……”

wenyilanjuedezheilaorenjiadeyanshenbuhao。

yunqinghedexinheidedounengdichumozhierle,zheilaobohaishuotaxindibuhuai,zaibujiyenengkanjiantabozishangbeiqiachudeshouzhiyinba?

wenyilanxinlijibiequyouweiqu。

jiaweirenfudediyitianbianshoulebushaojinghe,wenyilanliankenleliangkuaitangbingcaidalebaoge。

tahunhunchenchenpengzhemeichiwandebankuaibingkaozaichuangtouchenchenrumeng,ranershuidequebingbutaianwen。

zhidaoxiaowudemenbeirenzhongzhongdituikai,cuiruodemenbanzhuangzaiqiangshang,fachupengdeyishengqingxiang,wenyilancaicongmengzhongjingxing。

yishihaiweichediqingxingdetaturanbeiyiguguailicongchuangshangzhuailexialai!

yaobushitoufabeiduifangchedeshengteng、kongpaxianzhedidebufenjiushitadelianle。

“nidaoshihaohuixiangshou!heng!”duifangzhuaitaxiatayejiubale,haiehenhendizaitashenshangchuaileyijiao,eyizishibuyongyanshuo。

wenyilanyebukenchikui,yaojinyaguan,shouyichengdi、xiaotuiyigou,shiyiqiaolifanjiangduifangbandao。

tatizhejiayizhangbaijiannandicongdishangzhanqilaishi,caifaxianduifangjingyeshigeguniangjia!

budaiduifangdongdan,wenyilanbianyijiaocaizailetadeyaofushang,jugaolinxiadijinggao:“suiranbuzhidaonishishei,buguoniyebiexiangbawodangruanshizinie。niyaoshizaiganduiwodongshou,bieguaiwobujiyunqinghelianmian!”

shuozhe,tadejiaoyongshangleshierfendelidu,qideneinvzitengdejunxiuwuguanniuqu,bugandipokoumadao:“nihaizhennanizijidanghuishile?buguoshitijiaguolaidejiahuo,juranganzaiwomianqianruciaoman?”

wenyilanzeleyisheng:“zenmezhe?nihaishitadeqieshichiculebucheng?womingzhengyanshundijiaguolai,zenmeshuoyeshiyunqinghemingyishangdezhengqi。”

taneizhangjiaoqiaodemianrongchechuyimoyuzhiqiankelianxixijieranbutongdefeiyangshencai,panruoliangren。

“nin、suan、na、gen、conga?”