“小宜！”
“a？”luoshiqizhongyuhuishen。
zhouyingnacengbeizheimehushiguo，youxiebuman：“woshuowomenxiazhouyiqiqumeirongyuanba。”
“ai，hao。”luoshiqixinbuzaiyandeyingxia。
zhouyingyaochun，congjingzhongkanzheditoubainongshoubiaodeluoshiqi，yanzhonghuaguoyisiqingshi。
daodishicongqiongxiangpirangjiehuilaidetubaozi，nayikuaibuzhiqiandeshoubiaodangbao。
tajialijijiaogaladiuqidebiao，doushilangqinjiazhihaojiwanoudeni！
zheizhongxiaotubaozitazuiqingchubuguole，suibianjidianxiaoenxiaohuijiunengbarenshoumai。
zhouyingkaizheche，pansuanzhebajiazhongnakuaibuyaodepobiaosongjizheixiaotubaozi。
queyouxiangqigangcaixiaotubaoziduizijidechaoxiao，youxieqimen，xiangjitadianjiaoxun。
给什么教训好呢？
zhouyingyibiankaicheyibianxiang。
dengdaoledihao，tazhongyuxiangdaoyigejuemiaodejihua。
——quanzhongfujiashaoyeshouliepingminmeizishi，huidaitadaomoshengyoushehuadehuanjingzhong，yuguangguailulixia，chengweitaweiyideyikao，jiangqijiejiu。
屡试不爽。
zhouyingcishiyezhunbeijiejianzheizhongfangshi。
tadailuoshiqijinlezheinanchengzuidadeyezonghui，youtingxiajiaobu：“xiaoyi，nishushudepengyoumendouzaierlou204fangjianni。nixianjinquwana，woquweishengbugekouhong。”
shuowan，meijiluoshiqifanyingshijian，caizhegaogenxiecongcongliqu，yinzangqizuijiaoneisideyi。
tadegegeshishenmerentahaibuqingchu？
zhouwei，zhenggenanchengzuigaopeide**，qifengliuchengdu，yezhiyoushenjiasanshaokanbile。
zhiyaotajigegefagexiaoxi，rangtashaoshaoweinanyixiazheixiaotubaozi，zijizaiqiazhedianganqu，bangtubaozijiewei，zheimeijianguoshimiandetubaozihaibuduizijiganjitiling？
yucitongshi，luoshiqikanzhetacongcongliqudebeiying，meitouweitiao。
takemeiyoucuoguozhouyingzuijiaoneimobuhuaihaoyidexiao。
zhouyingzheishixiangganma？zhengzijima？
zongbuzhiyuguyijizijicuowudefangjianhaoba？
二楼204。
luoshiqimonianlefangjianhaoma，baozheyihuowangloushangzouguoqu。
tatuikaimen，fangjianneiguangyingshanshuo，miluanfeifan，zhongjinshuyinleshengchaochaodeerduoteng。
tayishuangmeimuwangfangjianneisaoqu，ruodadebaoxiangnei，jigenanrenlouzheyizhelugudenvren，yipianyingyingyanyan，haoburenao。
洛时柒皱眉。
shenxiuyiyaodaitalaidejuhuijuranshizheili？
zhouyingbuhuizhendejicuofangjianhaoleba？
luoshiqizhengzhunbeituichuqu，zuozaibaoxiangzhongjianweizhide**tuikaihuaizhongsuxiongbanloudenenmoqishen，xiaodediaoerlangdang：“xiaomeinv，laizhaosheia？”
yuecoujin，zhouweimuzhongjingyanzhiseyuezhong。taganggangcaishoudaomeimeixiaoxi，yaobangmangjiaoxunyigejiuchanzheshenxiuyidenvren。
neishi，zhouweihaibuyiweiran，yiweishishenmeyaoyan**。
xianzaijianderencaifajue，zheinalishishenmeyaoyan**a！nanchengzhongduomingyuanyezhaobuchuzheimeyigejipin！
tachuanzheehuangsezhangqun，xianxideyaoshenbukanyiwo，jiaowan**yougugan。qizhiqingchunzhongdaixiebuzhanshisudelengyan，hebaoxiangneidemifeigegeburu。
zheizhongjipin，shenglaibianshiyaorangnanrenzhengfude。
zhouweixinzhongrexuefanyong，chajuemeirenxiangzoudeyitu，qiangxianyibuduzhumen：“xiaomeimei，zoushenmea，yiqiwana！”
luoshiqizhoumei，renzhubushi：“nimen，shishenxiuyidepengyou？”
“dui。tebiehaodepengyou。”zhouweifengyanshanshuo：“nishilaizhaoxiuyide？”
tayadishengyincoujin，shensemili：“xiuyineirenbujiefengqingdehen，naeryouwohao。xiaomeimei，nidaoburugenlewo，gegebaozhengrangnishuangfantian！”
luoshiqitiaomei：“e？nijiwohaohaojieshijieshi，shenmejiaozuoshuangfantian？”
zhouweitanguoshouxiangyaodazaitadejiantou，xiexiaoliangsheng，yuqiaimei：“jiushineizhongshentiheshentijinjulidepengzhuang，rangshuangfangdoukuailedeshi。”
luoshiqiyanjianfeikuaishanguoyisilengyi，yibakouzhutadeshouwan，xiaodeqingchunwuhai：“shuoqilai，woyehenxihuanshentiheshentijiandepengzhuangni！”
zhouweiyileng，xiaodegengsiyi：“yuanlaimeimeihaozheikoua！”
tazuoshi，yaoqunieta**deshouxin。xiayimiaozhenggerencongkongzhong360duhuaguo，pengdeyixiazadaozaidi。
“**！”tatongjiaoyisheng：“**youbinga！”
luoshiqizhanzaiyuandi，xiaorongkanqilaiyijiuchunzhenwuxie：“gegebushixihuanshentishangdepengzhuangma？meimeilaimanzunia！goubugou，gegehaiyaoma？”
zhouweiyimozui，yanzhongfuxianqizhengfuyu：“chounvbiaozi，nixianzaishiredaowole！”
taqishen，xiayimiaoquecanjiaoyisheng，zaidubeidadaozaidi。
baoxiangneichulezheneryulongdeyinleshengwai，anjingyipian，zhongrenmudengkoudaidekanzhe，shenzhiwangjishangqianzhizhi。
fangjiannei，zhitingwenzhouweiyishengbiyishengqicandecanjiao。
cishi，zhouyingbuwanzhuang，xiangzheneitubaoziyinggaibeihehudechabuduole，zheicaicaizhedianzhunbeijinbaoxiangjiuren。
tuimenzhiqian，tahaiteyishoulianlexiazuijiaodexiaorong，zheicaimanyouyoutuikaimen。
canjiaoshengpumianerlai，kandaofangjianneiyimu，zhouyingyanzhuzidouzhile。
tadegege，juranbeineigetubaozianzaiqiangshangzou！
“ge！”zhouyingjianjiaoyisheng，lanzhuluoshiqi。qijibaihuai：“nizaiganshenme？”
luoshiqisongjian，neixiaomoyangfeichangwugu：“tafeishuotaxihuanshentishangdepengzhuang，wozaimanzutaa。”
zhouyingqiji，shangqianfuqigege：“wogezhishizaigennikaiwanxiaoeryi，nijuranbawogedachengzheiyang！ni、nizhenmeiyouyidianjiaoyang！”
luoshiqi：“zhenshikexiao，wogenjingchongshangnaodewanyiertanjiaoyang，tatingdedongme！”
baoxiangneizhongrenzhongyuhuishen，chunchunyudong，jihuashangqian。
cishi，baoxiangmenzaidubeituikai，hunshenmaozhelengqiderenzhulizaimenkou，shensuirutandeyanmousaoguolangjiedebaoxiang，meitouweibukewendezhouqi：“zenmele？”
zhouyingzhengyugaozhuang，yidaoehuangsedeshenyingyijingchaozheshenxiuyifeipuguoqu。
“小叔叔！”
luoshiqilouzhushenxiuyigeboyingyingying，shengyinweiqudaobunengxing：“xiaoshushu，neigebiantaixiangqifuwo，haiyongneishuangzangshoumowo，exinsile！tahuaidan！wuwuwuwu……”
zaitadekushengzhong，zhouweimengbile。
变态？
谁啊？
tazhandebanfenbianyileme！
tabeizouleyiduntahaimeidierkuni！
dengdeng！zheigenvbiaozijiaoshenxiuyishenme？
小、叔叔！？
zhouweizhenjingdikanxiangzijiameimei。
zhouyingmuguangduoshan，xinxudepieguotou。
周维：！
这……坑哥啊！