第1章 生来就是个高级下人

“henyihan,lutaitai,jianchajieguoxianshinimeiyouhuaiyun。”

guyanshengdaizuozaiyizishang,jinzhangdeyikexinturanfanglexialai,shanggeyuelujinnianyaotayaodehenxiong,tahendanxinzijizhendehuaiyun。

“zenmekeneng,nishibushigaocuole?”poposunmeilanheizheyizhanglianzhiwendao,tamingmingjiguyanshenghelezijihaorongyinonglaidepianfang,zenmekenengmeiyouhuaiyun。

yishengfulefuyanjing,lianseyansudeshuodao:“zenmekenenghuigaocuo,nimenyechoulexue,huaimeihuaiyunzenmekenengchabuchulai,xiayige!”

sunmeilanshanshandebilezui,qijibaihuaidezouchulebangongshi。

“daodizenmehuishi!nihejinnianshibushibawodeyaodaole,suoyimeiyouhuaishanghaizi?”sunmeilanyichulaijiuchongzheguyanshengpitougailiandenuchidao。

guyanshengkandaopopoliansebuhaogankuaijieshidao:“wohele,kenengshijinniantaixiaoxinle......”

sunmeilanbumandekanzheyanqianzheigeweiweinuonuodeerxifu,jiajinlujiayijingzhengzhengsannian,keshini,zheiduzishiyidiandongjingyemeiyou。

“dadianhuajijinnian,rangtawanshanghuilaichifan!”sunmeilanhentiebuchenggangdeshuodao。

guyanshengcongbaolinachushouji,xiaoxinyiyidebolelujinnianzhuliyaoshengdedianhua,meiyourenjie。

lujinnianconglaiburangguyanshengjitadadianhua,youjishixiangzhaotazhinengtongguoyaosheng,guyanshengkuxiaoyisheng,jiehunsannianle,tajingranlianzijizhangfudeshoujihaomadoumeiyou。

sunmeilandenaixinhencha,henhendengleguyanshengyiyan,ranhoumamalieliededaizhetahuilejia。

jintianshizhongqiu,anzhaoguanligujiasuoyourendoubixujudaoyiqi,napashizaiguowaitanshengyi,yeyaozaijintianganhuilai。guyanshenggangpeipopodaojia,jiulikequchufangbangmangzhunbeiwanyan。

tadeshouxianglaidoushizuiqiaodeneiyige。

lujiarenduiyinshigewaidetiaoti,zaigaodangdechushiyemanzubuletamendeweilei,suoyimeidangdaxingwanyandeshihou,guyanshengjiuhuiqinzixiachangbangmang。

luyunxi,yejiushiguyanshengdexiaoguzizongshihuizheiyangxingrongta:

“shenglaijiushigegaojixiaren。”

guyanshengzhuanxinzuodangaodeshihoulujinnianhuilaile,yongrentongbaodeshihoutayijingzoujinleketing,guyanshengmangleyixiawumantoudahan,zhengbangzhezhangmabaliangmiduogaodedangaotuidaoketing。

不期而遇。

lujinnianzhanzaiketingqichanghenqiangda,zhoubiandekongqidouninggulejifen,meiyourengandashengshuohua,tashenmoumiqikanzheyanqianlianshang、shenshang、douzhanmannaiyoudenvren。

狼狈极了。

guyanshengkandaotaxinlifachu,huangmangjiangdangaotuihao,sheizhijiaoxiayihua,zhizhichaozhedangaobaqu!

“hong”liangmiduodedangaohongranluodi。

zhenggeketingyishunjiansijiyiban。

guyanshengxinlianjiaobuhao,congcongmangmangdecongdishangpaqilai,toufashang、lianshang,zhenggerencongtoudaojiaoquanshinaiyou,mingmingzhongyourenlalezijiyiba,zheicaizhanwen。

“guyansheng!”luyunxiqijibaihuaidecongloushangchonglexialai,guyanshengbeinaiyoumengzhushuangyanhaimeilaidejicaganjing,jiutingdaoluyunxijianruideshengyin:

“kankannigandehaoshi!zheirangwomenzenmechi,nishibushicunxinhewomenlujiaguobuqu!”shuowan,yigebazhangyinyingzhelexialai,tajuewangdebishangleyanjing。

yiliaozhizhongdebazhangbingmeiyouluoxialai,lujinnianheizhelianzhuazhuluyunxideshou,lengmodeshuodao:

“够了!”