sangenveryaoyaotou，zhaodiyanjingliangjingjingde，“nianghenlihai。”
kejianshibeizheigechushengdienvedaideduole，zheisangehaiziduizhangsanbaoyidianfunvqingyemeiyou。
yinweibeiduzhulezuiba，zhangsanbaosuoyoudecanjiaodoubeibiezaihoulongli，waimianyidianmeitingdao。
jianghongdouyi**zuozaitashenshang，zhaohunvermenyezuoxia，dixialiang。
chuzheneigengunzi，xiangzheyihougaizenmeban？
dexianbalaotaipomainverzheiyiguanjiguole。
yanshenzhuandaoshenxia，zheibujiushizuihaoderenzhima？youtazaishou，haipananiebuleneigeepopo？
zhangmupingshizuitengzheigeerzi，yaoburanyebuhuifangrentashenmehuojiyebugan，haixujiu，zhengtianhedemingdingdazui，mancunzidezhaomaodougou。
jialiyibanyinqiandoubeitazuomeile。
zhangdabaohezhangerbaobugandongzhangsanbao，jiuzhuazhejianghongdouwangsilizhemo，ta***zhangfudangkanbujian。
anlishuozhangmugaiaiwujiwuba，ketabu，tajiubajianghongdoudangxiarenshi。
haicuanduozhezijierzishijingda，wangsilida，youqijianghongdoushenglesangenverhou，gengyouliyoudatale。
yigekantabushunyan，laoqianpozijihaidongshouda。
jianghongdouxiangxiangbutaijieqi，suishouyoushanlezhangsanbaojierguang。
zhangmujianqudarendezhangsanbaomeichulai，haiyiweitazailimiandajianghongdou。
zhangjiaduizhangsanbaodajianghongdouxiyiweichang，yemeirenxiangquguanyixia。
zheiniantourenmingbuzhiqian，baoguan，renjiaguanlaoyedoubuguande，genghekuanghaishigenvren，neijiugengbuzhiqianle。
zhenyaotaguan，neidesaizuleyinqian，renjiacainengpaigerenlaikangejiyan，kannisimeisi。
zaizhe，yigexianling，renjianeiguandedifangdalequle，guanxiafanweizhongjishigecunzhen，nayougongfuguannizheixiejiazhangliduandeposhi。
zheiniantoujiachuqudenverpochuqudeshui，shouleweiquyebuhuiwangniangjiashuo。
genghekuangyuanzhuneigeniangjiajiatusibi，tadiebenjiushigeshusheng，shanglenianjihou，youchangnianshengbing，shentishouruo，doubugourenjiayiquantoudade。
tadaohaiyougedidi，keyuanshenlijiashi，didicaiwusui，rujinyebuguoshishiwusuishaonian。
kedabuguozhangjiazheiyiduinanren，yuanshenjiugengmeixiangguozhaoniangjiachengyaole。
zheiyeshiyuanzhumeihuiquzhaoguozijiaqinrendeyuangu，tamenjialisuirantengta，ketadielaileyounengbangshenmemang。
别被一起揍了。
zaizheyuanzhutayezoubuchucun，jibenhaimeichucun，jiubeizhangsanbaohaozhetoufachehuilaile。
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zhangmulianxilerenyazi，qiyudafangerfangxianzaidouzaidiliganhuo，jiutazijidaizherenwangchaifangzou。
qifuguanlejianghongdou，yemeijuedetaganfankang。
zheituikaimen，jiujianjianghongdoubanbianlianshangzhanzhexue，shoushangnazhequanshixuedegunzi，niangsigezuozaitaerzishenshang。
hengleyibeizidelaoqianpolimamengle，zheishishenmeqingkuang？
tabaobeisanerzi，zenmebeitaneigewonangfeixifuqizaishenxia。
jianghongdoutingjianshengyin，zhuanguotoulai，neizhonghenlayoumanshixionglideyanshen，rucikongbu，zhijiehedetayigeliangqiang。
taheshijianguo，neigebeidasileyebuganfankangdewonangxifu，luchuzheizhongyaosharendeyanshen。
jianghongdouyanjingweimi，daliangzheyanqiandelaoqianpo。
geziaixiao，yizhangxiebazilian，sanjiaoyan，houzuichun，manliankeboxiang，toushangbaozheyikuaihuabujin。
jianghongdougougouzuijiao，“yo，laobuside，nihaimeisini？”
上来直接开骂。
zhangmubeirenshuncongguanle，zijizaicunziliyeshiyigepofuleixingde，cuntoumadaocunweineizhong。
diyicibeirenshanglaizhijiema，dazheigeerxifudaguanle，shanglaijiuyaoyangshoudaren。
beijianghongdouzhaozheduzihenhenyigunzizalexiaqu，tengdetawanzheyaodunlexiaqu。
jianghongdouduishangrenyazi，tazaijiyilimeijianguozheiren，neijiushizhangmudailaimaihaizide。
shenchumanshixuejidechaihuogun，yizhirenyazi。
“jiushinigezazhongyaomaiwohaizi？”
daizhexuedelianshangmanshizhengning，huoxiangyigegangchudiyudeligui。
renyazikankandaozaidishangshengsibuzhidezhangsanbao，hetengdefanbaiyandezhangmu，juedezijidagailvbugouzheigepofuzoude。
lianlianbaishou，yiliuyanpaole。
zhangmukemeishouguozheiweiqu，huanguoshenlai，wangdixiayitang，jiuyaosapodagun。
tahaimeihaochushengni，jianghongdouyigunziqiaozaizhangsanbaoshenshang。
“nijintianjiwohaoyigeshishi，nihaoyisheng，wodayigunzinidebaobeierzi。”
kanzhedishangbuchengrenyangdeerzi，zhangmuzhangkaidezuibishangle。
“henhao，xianzaiqujiwonachide，woele，woyaonimenchidedongxi，nizaiganjiwonakangbingzishishi，haiyouretanghejidan。
xiangxinpopobuhuixiangnierzishenshangshaoyangdongxiba？”
zhangmukanzhexiaodeyilian“heshan”dejianghongdou，qiangrenzhenuqi，huilechufangquzhaochide。
chufangliyoushengdefan，jigeheimianmantou，yidawankandejiandidecaihuhu，meiyoushujidan，taxianzhude。
xianzaiweileshengchaihuo，huizaizaoshangbayitiandefanzuohao，qiyushijianshaoweijiarejiuxing。
yiwangjianghongdouzuofan，laoqianpodouzaigenqiankanzhe，shengpajianghongdoutouchi。
jintianjianghongdoubuchi，renjiazijizuodefankechoule。
zhangmushibuxiangantashuodezuo，keshierzidemingqiazaineigefengnvrenshouli，zhangmumanxinbiequ，keyebudebuzhaoban。
yongyikuaimubanduanzhesigeheimianmantou，yidawancaihuhuhelianggejidan，daolechaifangmenkou。
jianghongdouyitaixiaba，“nixianheyikou，wopanixiadu。”
suiranzhidaozheilaopozishibugansharen，zhihuiqifuyuanzhu，danhaishibudebufang。
zhangmuheleyikoucaihuhu，jianghongdoukantahele，batayongguodeshaoyidiu，menyisuo。
hejigenveryirenyigeheimianmantou，tazijibuchanjidan，doufenjilehaizi，hewanleneiyidawancaihuhu。
laotaipogangxiangpokoudama，youxiangqitabansibuhuodeerzi，yingshengshengdebamarendehuayanlexiaqu。
mabuchulai，haidabuhuiqu，qidetamanliantonghong，“huchihuchi”dechuancuqi，chadianqisiziji。
chibaohezu，youleliqi，jianghongdouyijiaochuaikaimen，hejigenvertuozhezhangsanbaogebojiuwangtamenzhudeneifangziliqu。
fanguolaile，lianchaoxiatuo，rongyisi。
zhangsanbaoshenshangdexuehentuochuqulaozhang，zhangmuzaiyipangjidetuantuanzhuan，“aiaiai，nibarenjiwofangxialai，nideyaoqiuwobushidoumanzulema？”
jianghongdouniuguotouduitayixiao，“pomushuoxiaole，wokeshitadexifu，tashangdezheimezhong，wodangrandehaohaozhaoguta。”
shenmehaohaozhaogu，fenmingshinatadangrenzhi。
zhangmuxiangquqiang，keshibeijianghongdouyigunzisaokaile。