第二章 他们才是真的“虾”

tayixialai,menkoudebaoanganjindazhetaiyangsanzhezaitadetoushang。

“yeshaoye,ninzenmexialaile,kebieshaizhele。”

beirenzhuazheshoudesijiyehuitougongjingdejiaolesheng:“shaoye!”

jiangmufengfanzhebaiyan,dishengmaleyiju:gounucai!zheicaiyegenzhekanleyan,zheixinshehuilide‘dashaoye’。

sanxiaderenchuanzhebaiseduanxiuchenshan,heixiku,jianjiandandanqueqiyubufan。

youyizhongren,jiushiyongqianduichulaideqizhi,jiushikanqilaibenzhangdehenkeaideyangzi,kansihenputongdeyifu,niquenengkandaoletalingbianxiangzhedehuangjinkouzi,shouwanshangdemoudapai**shoubiao,chunshougongzhizuodepixie...

jiangmufengzaikanshaoniandelian,xinxiangzhenduideqizheisheng‘shaoye’dechenghu;zheishaonianyouxiebaibaipangpang,toufabeidalidehenshiguizheng,dadadeyanjinglikanzhemeiyoushenmechengfu,zhandebizhibizhide,mianseshanghaowubolandekanzhetamen,haizhenxianggudaidahurenjiadegongzi。

yeqingyuzaijiangmufengshuoneiju“gounucai”deshihou,yekanxiangleta。

neigeshaonianhezijipingshijiechudenanhaidoubuyiyang,tachuanzheyishenjiandandeyundongduanyiku,yishuangputongdeqiuxie;yebuguzijidepifusuiyidebaoluzailierixia,beishaichenglexiaomaise。

lengjiaofenmingdelianshang,suiyitiefuzaitoushangdebanzhangfaxia,yishuangnongmidejianmeixiashiyiduixizhangyoushendeyan,youxiegaotingdebizi,hongrundechunjiaozongshitiaozheyimofangdangbuji、ruoyouruowudexiao;yanlisibujingyideliuluchujingguang,rangrennuobukaiyan。

liangrendoukanleyanduifang,jiangmuqimeifangkaineigesijideshou,duizhesijiyeshiduizheyeqingyushuodao。

“deraorenchuqieraoren,nimenkaisigejinbianlunzide,hebihesangetulunzidejijiao,qibushishilenimendeshenfen!”

rensheidounengtingchutazheihuamanmandefengciweidao。

“nisheiani?nisuanlaoji?nizhidaonigensheishuohuanima?aiaiai...”

meidengzheisijifeihuawan,jiangmufengjiubatashouwanwanghoubailexia,tengdesijizhihengheng。

xiaoqudebaoanxiangguoqubangmang,beiyeqingyuzhizhile。

“jiuzheiyangba!qingbarenfangkai,womenganshijian。”

jiangmufengtingzhezheishengyinkebizheishaoniandezhangxianggengchengshuyoucixing,shuoqihualaineiyuqiheqizhihaizhenxiangdahurenjiajiaochulaidehaizi。

“laodaye,renjiashuomeishile,nikuaizouba!”

jiangmufengganjintixinglaorenkuaidianzou。

“mei...zhenmeishile?wozheidoulihaiyoujishikuai...”

“ninzouba,balurangyixiajiuxingle。liushu,yihuierbaoxiabaoxiangongsi。”

yeqingyulianshangmeiyourenhebiaoqing,chulihaoshiqingbianyaohuidaocheshang,zheihuieryaoganyichangyinlehui。

jiangmufengyebukanneishenmeshaoye,tiaozheyibiandezuijiaoqingqingdexiaolexia。ranhoubahedehaimeihuanguolaijingdelaorenfuxiasanlunche,youbachezituidaoleqianmian,haianweidao。

“laodaye,meishile,ninyaoshiqibudongwobangninqishangzheigepoba?ninbiehaipa,ninshizhengchangzhixing,tamenshanglubukanche,tamencaishizhenxia!”

zhengzaijinchemendeyeqingyujiaoxiayihua,chadianshuaixialai,huitouyikan,neishaonianzhenqishangneipojiudesanlunche,zaizhelaorenfenlidexiangposhangmianpa。

tashenshendekanleyiyanjiangmuqidebeiying,jiaozhehainaohuodesijijiubachekaizoule。

jiangmufengbenlaixiangbacheqishangpojiuhaijilaoren,ketafaxianzheichedaolepingdizhihou,qiqilaihaitinglafeng,jiuranglaorenjitazhilu,zijiyenengyanluxinshangzheichengshidefengguang,yizhiqilehaobantiancaidaolaorendejiali。

“dayong,kuaichulaijiexiayeye!”

daoledifang,laorenjiuchongzheyuanzilihandao。

zheilishiyipiandaxingdechengzhongcun,doushibeifangnongcunteyoudezhuanyuanwafang。

buyihuier,jiucongwuzilichulaiyigehejiangmufengchabuduodadeshaonian,luanpengpengdehuangtoufa,zuishangdiaozheyigenyan,shenshanghaiyouwenshen,zuixianyandejiushitaguangzheshangshenluchudeliukuaifuji。

shaonianmiaoletayiyan,diaozheyanyemeisongkou,jiubasanluncheshangdezhuozikanglexialai,jiangmufengxiangdabashoudoumeiyoujihui,zhihaoshunshoubasanlunchetuidaoleyuanzili。

jianyemeishenmekebangmangdele,tataituijiuyaozou,laorenjialaguotadeshoufeiyaoliutazaijiachifan。

jiangmufengmeizenmezaidongbeishenghuoguo,buzhidaozheibianderentebiereqinghaoke,tashibuxiguanzaibierenjiachifande,yemeibagangcaizijizuodedanghuishi。

“zenmele,yeye?zheixiaozisheia?”

dayongyijingfanghaozhuozihuidaoleyuanli,kanzhejiangmufengwendao。

dayongyeyezheicaibagangcaifashengdeshigaosulesunzi,haiteyirangdayonghaohaoxiexierenjia,chuqumaidianhaocaihaojiu。

“niduodale?jiaoshenme?”dayongzoudaojiangmufengshenqianwendao。

“wojiaojiangmufeng,16le。”

“neixing,wojiaodayong,binidasisui。xiaojiangyihounijiushiwoxiongdile,zaihshiyoushenmeshizhaowo,gezhaozheni!”

dayongxiwanzuihouyikouyan,bayan**rengdaodishang,paizhetadejianbangtehaoqideshuodao。

jiangmufengdingzheyangguangkanxiangjiaodayongdeshaonian,dianxingdedongbeishaonian,lianshangdewuguanhenshensui,ruguohaohaodabanxiagujiteyounanrenwei,shuohuayeshitedongbeirendexingzi,buxianggangcaijiandaodeneigexiaobaipangzi。

“xing,woyeyeyeshuorangwoduojiaopengyou,yihouzanjianmianjiushixiongdile。”

jiangmufengyebuniunie,tasuiranzainanfangzhangda,ketabijingyeshige‘nanbeihunxue’。

zuihoujiangmufenghaishimeiyouliuxialaichifan,hedayongjiaohuanleshoujihao,nazhetajideyipingbingzhenkelekaizhedaohangzoule。qishidayonghaijiletaliangheyan,taconglaibuchouyan,jiushuoshenmedoumeiyao。

jiangmufengshizuozhegongjiaochedaodiannaochengde,daodeshihouyijingzhongwule,haoduodianyuandouzaichifan,tajiusuibiandekanlekan。kenengshishangwudeyundongliangyouxieda,tayejuedeyouxieele,jiujinzhaoleyigexiaomianguanchilewanmian。

dengzaihuidaodiannaochengdeshihou,yiyanjiukandaolemenkoutingzhedeyiliangchaokuxiaopaoche。

shigenanhaizikenengdouxihuanzheixiewanyi,jiangmufengyebuliwai,taxiangpangbianhaoduorenyiyang,naqishoujijipaochepaileyigezhao,tingzhezhouweiyixiedongchederentanlunzheichedexingnenghetedian。jiangmufengdejiyilihenhao,yongxinjidedongxitingyibianjiujidezhu,suoyitabazheiliangchejijizhule。

benlaitaxinxiangzhe,dengzijiyihougongzuole,jiubazheiliangpaoche,liantongdafangzi,dadadadadechuangdoulieruzijideweilaijihuabiaoli,danshidangpangbianderenzuihoushuoqitajiagedeshihou,taguoduandebazheichecongbiaolimolexiaqu。