第一章

xiyandairenzhaodaowoshi,wozhengtingzhegedaduzizuozailubiantanshangchimalatang。

zuihouyikoufangbianmianrukoushi,yidaqunheiyirenweizaimuzhuopang,laobanniangyiweiyudaoleheishehuida

jie,linzhesaobajiupaolechulai,kekandaoyiqunbiaoxingdahanshi,yousongle。

taditoukanzhewo,niera,nibashikuaimalatangqianjiyisaole,yihuzheni。]

wojiangzuilidedongxiyanxiaqu,haiweilaidejikaikou,bianganjueyimoliangyicongzuijiaohuaguo,taimoudui

shangxiyanyouheipiaoliangdeyan。

suiyuegaibiantataiduo,yizhiyuzaijianmianshiwojingmeihuangguoshenlai。

tadeshixianzaiwodeduzishangsaoguo,hudilengxiao,「xinga,gusuisui,buguolikaiwoqigeyueer

yi,haizijingrandougaochulai!」

wozhuazhutadeshoufangzaiduzishang,chensheng:「bageyuele。」

xiyanshouturanyouxiedou,bukezhixindizaicikaikou:「wode?」

「狗的。]我回。

tamianseyoudianleng,xushimeixiangdaobuguoduanduanjigeyue,wojiucongyigenilaishunshoudejinsiquebiancheng

rujinzheigegandangzhongmatashigouderen。

hainengshiyinweishenme,buguoshirenqinglexianshi。

dangnvrenduigongzuochanshengleganqing,yidinghuishudeyitahutu。

woyuxiyanshizaiyichanglianyihuishangxiangshide,bishitazuozaiheisedezhenpishafashang,zhouweicuyongzhe

yizhongjunnanjingnv,tamengongweizhe,xixiaozhe,xiyanqueshizhongbufayiyu,ditouzhuandongzhehongjiu

bei,renherendoucharubujinqutadeshijie。

gangxiangshouhuishixian,jiujianqizhongyigenanrenshenzheshouchaowozhilai,yuqilidaizheyayi。

[yange,neinvhaierhaoxiangguweia!]

guwei,zheigeershunengxiangdemingzizaiwonaohaizhongdazhuan,yixiannvmingxing,youxiudaofangfoal。

queshiyouhenduorenshuowoxiangguwei,buzhirongmao,lianxingdouyimoyiyang,sheyouhaicengdaqudiwenwoshi

bushiheguweiqishishizhenjiemei,yinxingmaiminglaihetamenzheiqunfanrenyiqishenghuo。

笑话!

wojiejieyaoshiyixianzhimingnvxing,woyidingyaohediquanshijiederendouzhidao,zenmekenengyinxingmai

名。

xiyanduinanrendehuabingmeishenmefanying,yijiuditouzhuanzhejiubei,zhengdasuanwodasuanyikaishixianshi,

gaogenxiedeshengyinzaierpanxiangqi。

bingliangdeyetizitoudingerxia,jiangjingxinzhunbeidebaiselifuquanburanzang。

huayigeyueshenghuofeimaidelifu。

「shenmedongxi,yeganmofangweiweijie!」

haiweicongshenghuofeimeiledeshangtongzhonghuanhe,yibazhangyoujiejieshishidizazailewodelianshang,「yiwei

xiangweiweijiejiunenggouyinshangyanshaolema?ganjingun!biezaizheiliaiyan。」

saluodejiuzicongchunfengzhongliujinqu,ganliedeweidaozaikouqiangzhonghuidang,yishunjianjuedezheinvrenhaibu

cuo,jingnazheimehaodejiuporen。

可惜就是有点贱。

「made,gennishuohuanitingjianmei!]zainvrenzaiciyaodaguolaishi,woyibazuanzhuletadeshou

wan,jiezhe,fanfangxiangdezhong,qingcuidexiangshengbansuizhenvrendecanjiaoshenghuidangzaizhenggeyanhuiting。

wodanshouzhuaizhunvrendetoufajiuyaowangwaituo,canjiaoshenghuidangzaidating。

xingzhibobowangqianzouqueturanbeiyishuangheisedepixiedangzhulequlu。

xiyanxiaomimideyanjingyingruyanlian,nvrenshunshipanshangtadekujiaokaishiqiujiu,xiyanqueyijiaojiangren

tikai,weiliangdezhijiancengdiaowomeishaocanliudejiuzi,hanxiaokaikou:「jiaoshenme?]

哟,英雄救美?

不对—