第4章 粉丝“小热热”很会捧哏啊!

youyuyunxiaoguanbilezhibojiandedashang,suoyirebashizhibojianliweiyiyoudaedashangdefensi。

tafasongdedanmuzaizhibojianlifeichangxianyan,yunxiaodiyishijianjiuzhuyidaole。

“meicuo,zhangqingkejiqueshibuhuizaizhangle,suoyijintiankaipanmaichujiushizuijiashiji。”

云骁回答道。

zhibojianli,danmulikekaishishuaping。

“shenme……buzaizhangle?”

“zhubodaodihuibuhuichaogua,zhangqingkejizheimedadelihaoxiaoxi!”

“xiaosile!zhubozheishizhengzheyanjingxiajbluanshuoa!”

“mucezhuboyaoaipenle,gaosubierenxianzaibiemai?zheishizaiduanrencailua!”

“hahaha!wogangqiangdaole10shou,zuodengmingtian20%deyingli!”

“**!10shoushi1000gu!mingtianzhuanshoumaichujiushi4500delirun!dingwoyigeyuegongzile!”

“madeniyunqizheimehao,womaidanguashangqubantianledoumeichengjiao!”

“jintianqiangdaodepengyoumingtianqianwanbiemai!zuishaodengsansigezhangting,fanbeidelirun!”

“……”

yunxiaogangshuowanyijuhua,jiuyinlailewushudechaofeng。

不过他不在乎。

danmuyueduorenqiyuegao,shouhuodexitongjifenyejiuyueduo。

京城北郊的别墅中。

yangmilengxiaoyisheng,kanleyiyanzijidezhengquanzhanghu,xianglexiangzhuanlewushiwanjinqu。

ranhouguashanglegoumaizhangqingkejigupiaodemaidan。

suiranmingzhidaozhangqingkejicishiyijingjileiletianliangdemaidan,jiusuanyoushaoliangmaidanfangchulaiyelunbudaota。

但是万一呢?

zhengchangrenbuhuimai,budaibiaonaozibuzhengchangderenbumai!

比如隔壁的热芭!

“哼!”

xiangqirebayikaipanjiumaichudedalianggupiao,yangmizaicigandaoxinteng。

turan,zhibojianzhongshuaqileyibodanmu。

“wokao!woguachuqudemaidanchengjiaole!500gu!”

“bukenengba,xianzaihaiyoushazibazhangqingkejimaichu?”

“zenmebukeneng,shuobudingyourenjiyongqian,budebumaidiao!”

“wojuedegengdadekenengshineixierennaozijinshuile!”

“hahaha!wodemaidanyechengjiaole!dadan,20shou!”

“**,niubi!zufenmaoqingyanle!”

“wodemaidanyechengjiaole,zhiyou1shou,jiusuanzhangtingyejiuzhengliangbaikuai!zaozhidaowoguadadanle!”

“yi,haoxiangwodedanziyechengjiaole!”

“什么情况?”

“……”

zhibojianlideguanzhongzhujianjuedebuduijingle。

zenmeturanzheimeduomaidanchengjiaode?

这明显不对啊!

jiusuanoueryougenaozijinshuidehuozhexiangzhuboneiyangzhuangbizuiyingdehuimai,zhengchangrenzenmekenenghuimai?

突然。

yangmifaxianzijiguachuqudemaidanchengjiaole!

见鬼了?

zheishi,zhibojianzhongchuxianleyitiaodanmu。

xiaorere:“feiyanglaoshi,wokanzhibojianzhonghaoduofensidemaidandouchengjiaole,weishenme?”

yunxiaoxiaodao:“xiaoreretongxue,nizaiwozhibojiansuanshishijianbijiaozhangdele,wokaokaoni,nijuedezheishiweishenme?”

别墅中。

rebalikemeitouweizhou,renzhensikaoleyixiacaixiaoxinyiyicaicedao:“haoxiangshijigouzaichuhuo?”

“不错!”

yunxiaozantongdao:“chulejigouchuhuo,fouzebukenengyouzheimedaliang。”

rebaxingfendiwoquanhuileyixia。

ergebideyangmi,xianshiyihuobujie,jinjiezhexinzhongyijing。

机构出货!

talianmangdakailezhangqingkejidejiagezoushitu,faxiangujiaturanyoulebodong!

22.48元!

bi22.5yuandezhangtingjiangle2fenqian,quedapoleyizihengpan!

22.45!

22.4!

22.1!

……

duanduan1fenzhong,gujiadiele2%!

zhibojiansuoyourendoujingdaile。

youqishigangcaimaidanchengjiaoneixieren,zhengzhanzhanzixihuanxiangzhedaolemingtianjiuyou20%yingli,cikequanbudoumudengkoudai。

为什么?

zheiyeshirebaxinzhongdeyiwen,taxiangxinfeiyanglaoshidepanduan。

quebuzhidaofeiyanglaoshiweishenmehuizuochuzheiyangdepanduan。

“feiyanglaoshi,weishenmegujiaturanbodong,zhangqingjituanzaizheimedadelihaoxiaoxizhixia,yigezhangtingmingxianbugouya!”

“nandaoyoushenmelikongxiaoxi?”

“haiyou,zheiyiqiedouzainideyuliaozhizhong?”

xiaorerededanmuchuxianzaizhibojianpingmushang。

rebafasongwanzuihouyitiaodanmuhou,dangshijiuyoudianhouhui,duzhezuiananmaiyuanziji。

feiyanglaoshidangranyuliaodaole!

zijizheimeyiwen,haoxiangyouxiehuaiyifeiyanglaoshidepanduanside,buzhidaotakandaolehuibuhuishengqi……

zhibojianlidewangyoudunshitingzhilefasongdanmu,ningshenpingxiyidai,xiangzhidaofeiyanglaoshizenmejieda。

yunxiaoxiaolexiao:“hehe,wodangranyuliaodaole,fouzewoweishenmehuijintianyikaipanjiupingcang?”

tingdaodandandexiaosheng,rebasonglekouqi,likeyoufaleyitiaodanmu。

“feiyanglaoshi,nengshuoshuoninshizenmezuochuzheigepanduandema?”

yunxiaodeshengyinyouxiejingya,sihuyouxienanyizhixin:“zheitaijiandanle!nandaodajiadoumeiyouxiangdaoma?”

zhibojianlidefensilikegandaoleshenshendechaofengzhiyi。

简单?

womenmeixiangdao……kao!dangranmeixiangdaoa!

yaoshizhidaozhangqingkejibuhuijixuzhangle,shenzhihaihuixiadie,guicaihuimaizheizhigupiao!

“feiyanglaoshi,ninjiubiemaiguanzile!”

“yungewocuole,wobugaizhiyinin,kuaishuoshuodaodiweishenmeba?”

“wori……womairule20shou,budao10fenzhongjiuyijingkuileyiqianduokuaile!”

“guanjianshihaizaijixudiea!buzhidaozuizhonghuikuiduoshao!”

“……”

直播间里。

xiangzhubodaoqiandedanmukaishishuaping。

yunxiaohaodaidangzhuboshijianbuduanle,buhuibaneixieduzhoufashidedanmufangzaixinshang。

buguojiangjiezheicitouzideshitazhiqianjiushuoguode,suoyiyejiubuzaimaiguanzi。

“dajiayinggaizhidaowomenguojiayougechenghaojiao‘jijiankuangmo’duiba?”

“zhangqingkejizhongbiaoleguojiabuweidezhongdianxiangmu,zheishigelihaobujia,danshidajiaxiangxiang,guojiadezhongdianxiangmuguimodeyouduoda?”

“nimenbuhuijuedezhangqingkejiyijiagongsijiunengquanbubaoyuanleba?”

yunxiaopingdandeshengyinzaizhibojianneixiangqi。

yangminaohaizhonglingguangyishan,shunjianmingbaiguolai,qinaodehenhendipaileyixiadatui。

啪!

yongliguomeng,**dejifushanglikefanqihonghen。

xiaorere:“feiyanglaoshi,nindeyisishishuo……haihuiyoubiedegongsijixucanyudaoguojiaxiangmuzhonglai?”

yunxiaoxiangyiwangzhiboshiyiyangnaixinjieshidao:“neishiyidingde,erqiehouxuzhongbiaodegongsi,shuobudingjiushizhangqingkejitongxingyedejingzhengduishou!”

“ruciyilai,suoweide‘lihao’jiubuzhishizhangqingkejiyijiasuoyou,qijingzhengduishoutongyangyeyou!”

“zheijiudaozhilezhangqingkejidegujiameiyoulejixushangzhangdedongli!”

xiaorere:“duia!women‘jijiankuangmo’dechenghaokebushilangdexuming!”

yunxiaobuyoudiananjixiaoreredianlegezan。

yougepenggendeganjuehaizhenbucuo!

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zhibojianlidefensicishiyehuangrandawu。

neixiemairuzhangqingkejigupiaodefensi,cikedouaohuibuyi。

zenmekanjianzhangtingjiushangtouni?

juranbajijiankuangmozheichajiwangle!

真是脑子进水了!

xiaorere:“bukuishifeiyanglaoshi,kandezhentongtou![bixin]”

suiranzhibojianlideguanzhongkanbudaoyunxiao,buguotayiranyaoleyaotou,shuodao:

“qishigangkaishiwoyezhishicaice,bingbunengqueding。”

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“80%delirunyijinggougaole!”

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“xiwangdajialaojizheiyidian。”

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yunxiaoyiqianjingchangqiangdiaodeyijuhuajiushigaolirunbidingbansuizhegaofengxian。

xinshou、sanhumenyidingyaojianchizijidetouzicelve,qianwanbunengshangtou。

安全是第一要素。

ciketamenhuiyiqileyunxiaofenxiangguodeneirong,yigegexinzhongkuse。

guoran,baipiaolaidezhishizhongjiubushuyuziji。

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