jiangduzhengkaiyanjingdeshihou，jiukandaozijilaodieyizhangdalian。
“xiaotuzaizi，xingle？”
laodiedelianshangluchuleyisixiaorong。
danshijiangdumeixiao，fanerhenhendidaleyigehanzhan。
suoyitayoubishangleyanjing。
姜尚……
“又昏过去了？”
jiangdutingdaozijilaodiedeshengyin，yiranbizheyanjing，dui，woyouhunguoqule，nibieduiwoxiaowojiuxing。
meicitalaodiexiao，jiumeiyouhaoshi，suoyijiangdubupalaodiebanzhelian，jiushipataxiao。
shijianyifenyimiaodeguoqu。
jiangduganjuezijibeibaoleqilai，xinzhongyijin，laodiexiangyaozuoshenme？
taganjuedaozijideshuangshoubeibangleqilai，suihouliangzhijiaoyebeibangzaiyiqi。
jiangduxinzangpengpengzuoxiang，laodie，anzhidaocuole，nibunenga……
tabeibangzhudeshuangshoujinleyixia，ganjuezijideshentibeidiaoleqilai。
鞋子被脱掉。
jiangduxinzhongbuhaodeyuganyuelaiyueqianglie。
zhongyu，yigemaorongrongdedongxibeisaizailejiangdudejiaoxia。
“ahahaha……laodie，woxingle，niganshenme？”jiangdudejiaoyonglidexiangshangtai，zhengkaiyanjingrenbuzhudedaxiaoshuodao。
“xiaotuzaizi，sheirangnijinhelibiantoutouxizaode，haiganwangshenchuyou，haiyinweijiurenchadianzijibaofeilibian，wokannizheishibuzhitiangaodihouheshenhaikuo！”
jiangshanglianshangdaizhezhengningdexiaorong，jiangshouzhongdemaosuishourengdiao，biankaishijiezijideyaodai。
jiangduganggangfangsongdexinqing，kandaolaodiejieyaodaixinzangzaicitileqilai。
“laodielaodie，wocuole，womeiyouqushenchuxi，wozhishizaiqianchu，suiranwotouxiahexizao，danshihaodaiyejiulelianggeren，gongguoxiangdixingbuxing？”jiangduwawadajiao，manliandeaiqiu。
“看牌子！”
jiangshangjiangzijideyaodaichouchulaifangzaijiangdudeyanqian。
姜独脸色惨白！
是熟悉的七匹狼！
“aaa，diea，qindie，biechouwo，wozhendezhidaocuole，xiacizaiyebuganle！”
“jintianlaodiejiuhaohaodejiaoxunyixiani，rangnimingbaizijidaodiyoujijinjiliang！”
jiangshangdelianshangluchuleweixiao。
yigeyuele，zijideguaierziyigeyuemeiyoufanshenmecuowule。
他的手都痒痒了。
xianzaihaole，zhongyukeyile！
jiangdubeidiaozaifangliangzhishang，liansejingkong。
“啪啪……”
jiangshangnazhepidaiqingqingdeshuaileshuai，pidaifachulecuixiang。
“我错了……”
jiangdujuewangdefachuyishengcanjiao。
“晚了！”
jiangshangshoubeiyongli，yipidaichouzailejiangdudeshenshang。
“啊……”
**ladetengtongrangjiangduhaoleqilai。
“ding，roushenzaoyupidaigongji，roushenqiangdu+1、bianfa+1！”
yigeshengyinturanchuxianzaijiangdudenaohai。
jiangdulengleyixia，sichukanleyixia，zhouweizhiyouzijilaodieyigea！
suihoutadeshentikaishiweiweifareleyixia，buguobingbusuantaiqianglie，buguotengtongganjiangdilexuduo。
jiangshangkanzhejiangdujinjinhaoleyisangzijiumeiyouledongjing，haisichuqiguaideluankan，baopiqijiushanglaile。
“什么态度！”
jiangshanghuidongzijidepidai，zaicichouzailejiangdudeshenshang。
“啊……”
jiangduzaicifachuleyishengcanjiao。
“ding，roushenzaoyupidaigongji，roushenqiangdu+1、bianfa+1！”
jiangdumengranyigejiling，bushihuanjue，zheigeshengyinyouchuxianle。
tongshitadeshenshangzaicishengqileyiguwenredeganjue。
“呦呵！”
jiangshangyouxiehuaiyidelalelazijidepidai，meinacuoa，jiushijieshideqipilang。
nandaozijiyigeyuemeidongshou，dongshounenglijianruole？zheixiaozizenmejiujiaoleyixiajiubujiaole。
“die，wozhendezhidaocuole……”
dangtengtongmeiyouneimeqiangliedeshihou，jiangdujinzhangdexinfangsongleyixie，yanjingkelianbabadekanzhezijilaodieshuodao。
ziji，haoxiangxianzaibeidayixia，zijidekangjidanenglijiubianqiangleyixie？
jiangduyouxiebuquedingdexiangzhe。
jiangshangkanzhezijierziyanzhuzidiliuliudezhuan，zuishangsuiranshuozijicuole，danshimeiyouyidianrencuodetaidu，qijiubudayichulai。
“haoxiaozi，shijuedezijimashangjiuyaoshanggaozhongle，chibangzhangyingleshiba？jintianlaoziyaobubajiuchoulaoshi，laozijiugenzhenixing！”jiangshangdanu，yebuguanliangrenshibushibenlaijiuyigexing，dapidaidunshihuiwuleqilai。
“pa……papa……pa……”
yipidaiyipidaidechouzaijiangdudeshenshang，jiangdubeijieerliansandechoujichoudewawadajiao。
naohaizhizhongtingzhenei“+1”“+1”deshengyin，jianzhibuyaotaisuanshuang。
yilianshijipidaiguohou，jiangshangjiuganjuedaolebudui。
这小子怎么不喊了？
不会抽晕过去了吧？
jiangshangxinzhongyichou，youxiejinzhangdetaiqitoukanxiangzijierzi。
zhijianjiangdumianseyouxieguiyidekanzheta，sihushiyouxiejiujie，youxiekewang，youxiejian……
两人大眼逗小眼。
jiangshangxinzhongjinzhangleqilai，zheixiaozizheizhongshense，nandaoshibeizijidachengdoumle？
jiangduyezaigewaidejiujie，zhongyuhezijidieduishileshimiaozhihou，yaoleyaoya，tiaoletiaomeitou。
“爹，你没吃饭？”
jiangduchengren，zijibalaodieqizhule。
danshimeiyouxiangdaozijinengbalaodieqineimehen。
taqinyankanzhezijilaodiedeliansecongbaibianhongbianzibianheibianlv……
“laozidasinizheixiaotuzaizi！”jiangshangyishengdahou，shoushangdeliqitiqilesanfen，zhongzhongdechouleqilai。
“ding，roushenzaoyupidaigongji，roushenqiangdu+1、bianfa+1！”
“youlaileyoulaile……”
jiangdudunshixixiaoyankai，guorangangcaizijilaodiemeiyongliqi。
danshiweilebimianzijilaodiemeiyoumianzi，haishipeihedehanleyisangzi：“a~die，wocuole……”
jieguozheishengyinlaiyecongcongquyecongcong，jinjinshixianglesansheng。
“ding，roushenchengshouzugoudegongji，huodejineng：gangtiezhiqu（xiaocheng）！”
“ding，chengshoulezugoucishudepidaichouji，huodebianfashulianduxiaocheng！”
jiangduxinmanyizu，benlaixiangluchuleyigecanlandexiaorong，danshikaolvleyixiazijilaodiedemianzi，qiangrenzhexiaoyi，zhuangzuoyifutongkudemoyang。
“die，biedale，zaidawoganjueyaohunguoqule……”jiangdushengyinweiruodexiaoshengshuodao。
jiangshangtinglexialai，xinzhongdehuoqixiaodechabuduole，kanzhezijierzikelianbabademoyang，zhongyurengdiaolepidai。
“heng，chouxiaozi，congxianzaikaishijiwojizhu，yihouxiangyaojiuren，bixukaolvzijidenengli，bieweilejiurenbazijidalibian，tingqingchulemeiyou？”jiangshangyishengdahou。
“qingchuleqingchule！”jiangshanglianliandiantou。
yaobushiaichoubunengzaichuxian“+1”deshengyin，tajueduihuihuida“nishuoshazi，dadiansheng，wotingbujian！”