shiye，wenxindewoshinei。
“……wohaoxihuanni……nengbuneng……buyaogenbierenjiehun？”
nanrenweichuandechundizaitaerpan，tuchudezaoqishifenjifu，zaorenannai。
xiuzhangdeshouzhiyidiandiankoujintadezhifeng。
bojianguaceng，reqiqingzhan。
qiangshideyazhidongzuoxia，ciyadesangyinqueyoujinhuposuideweiqu。
“求你，知恩。”
“……好啊。”
nvrenchaohongdeyanweishangtiao，hanjinjindeoubeihuanzhutafalengdebojing。
zhudongsongshangchunban，zhanzhuanqinnizheshuo。
“kewozongyaojiehun，bugenta，neigensheijie？”
nanrenlaibujijingxitadewen，jiqiedishuo。
“跟我……”
houmiandehuameinengwanquanshuochukou，yanqianyiqiekuaisubianhua。
‘dingdingdang，dingdingdang——’
半夜时分。
shouji**zaierbianhuidang。
chuangtashang，yankuanghongzhongdenanrenjiannanzhengkaishuangyan，hundundedanaohaiweiqingming，yemeidiyishijianqumoshoujijiedianhua。
ershidailenglengdidingzhetianhuabanshangdedamianjidengshenhaibao。
haibaoqujingzixueshanzhidian。
shenchuanjidifudenvrenbizuinongliedehuasehaiyaoduomu，wuguanjingzhidieli，youqiyishuangmingmeidetaohuayandangyangqilaigewaizuirenxinhun。
chenggongzhengfujiduantianqixiadeaerbeisishanjifengsujianghuaxue，chuangzaowurennengjidexinjiluhou。
zaiyunwutunqudezhanlanshanding。
tadexiaorong，yaoyanzide。
zheisuanshigaolingzhihuaweishubuduozhanluxiaoyandeshike，yeshiqisuzuixihuandeyizhanghaibao。
xihuandaomeitianzaoshangxinglaidouxiangdiyishijiankanjian。
qisuganshouzhebenjiuyiyangdeshentiyufayanzhongdefanying。
mengjingdechangjinghaizainaozhongjiuchan。
就在刚刚。
jiuzaitashenxiazheizhangchuangshang。
cuzhongdechuanxi、guntangdehandibansuikongqizhongtougudetianni。
shangqiaodetaohuayanlishuiwubanmilishenchendepengboaiyi，baozheta，qinzheta，reliedadandihuiying……
他好像个变态。
mingmingrenjiadouyaojiehunle，yaogenbierenqinwen，yongbao，shengeryunv。
yixiangdaozheishi，qisuminjindechunjiaoyourenbuzhuzhandou。
天杀的！！！
该死的恋爱脑！！！
qipiantazheigeshiyefendeganqing！
jiehuneryiweishenmefeiyaotuiyi？
weishenmefeiyaoneimeshenqingzhuanyi？
yitadetiaojianduozhaojigebuxing？
结什么婚啊？
feiyaoyikewaibozishushangdiaosi？！
qisufanzaodifanshenxiachuang。
busuandadewoshineijimanlegezhongzhoubian、haibao、daiyanpinpai。
zheixiequandoulaizitongyigenvren。
gangxuanbutuiyibianxiaoshizaidazhongshiye，wangchuanfangqizhengzhengrishangdeshiyeyintuichenghun。
jushuomengxiangshiquanzhitaitaidetiancaidanbanhuaxueyundongyuan——xuezhien。
qisuyibazhuaqichaorendedianhua，muguangchenchendingzhezheiyiwuziqiaozhexinfandezhoubian。
zhangkoudeshengyinyouxujiuweishuohuadeshaya。
“wei，niyaobuyaokankanxianzaijidian？”
“dayishujiakesuanjiedianhuale？wochadianyiweinisileni。”huatongduimiandenanshengdiaoerlangdang。
“buhaoyisi，rangnishiwangle。”qisuqingchi，“wohaihuodehaohaode。”
“tingchulaile，nishihuodetinghao，keshihuani？dage——”
nanshengtingdunlexia，jiezheshisixinliefeidisihou。
“nidehuani？mashangyaokaizhanle！bieweinineiwujierzhongdechuliankufenle！kuaiganhua！”
“……”
qisuchuimou，kanzhezijiqingzhandeyoushoubilong，“bahuazhanquxiaoba。”
“你说什么？！”
“yihoudehuodongyedouzanting。”
“xingqidenifenglema？biegaosuwoniyaoxuexuexuanshouwanzaishiyezuishengshiqiyintuineitao！
nizhidaozheichanghuazhanchoubeileduojiuma？shuobuganjiubuganle？meiyounizheiyangde！nigechounaocanfen！！”
duifangjuedetashuobuzhunzhennengganchuzheizhongshi。
zaonianrenshiqisudesheibuzhidaotayouduochimizheiweihuaxueyundongyuan，xuezhienturantuiyibubishaletahainanshou？
“不是学她。”
“neinidaodiyaoganshenme？！”
“wohuabuchulai，”qisupingjingdifushu，“woshenmedouhuabuchulaile。”
“……”
congxuezhientuiyikaishi，daoxianzai，tashiguowushuci，yuzhiqianmeirimeiyede**chuangzuobutong，xianzaitalianhuabidoubennengshengyan。
xinlidemousihaoxiangsile。
jiujielehenjiudeqisuyemeixiadingjuexinqingkongzheijianwoshilidezhoubian。
taxuanzeshangsuo，yejiangxinlideganqingfengcun。
“齐宿。”
fangmenguanbishi，dianhualidenanshengxiangqi。
“嗯？”
“zanshihuabuchulaimeishi，niyehaoduonianmeixiuxile，”duimiananwei，“zhenghaochenzheicijihuijizijifanggejia。”
qisudakaiyangshengqi，shouchezhushuiyiyibai，huandiaoshenshangdezhanni，dandanshuo。
“yezhinengzheiyangle，woxianzaikandaoyanliaojiuexin。”
“nikanxuexuanshouebuexin？”
“……”qisuzhouqimeitou，“nixiangkanwotiaoloujiuzhishuo，buyongguaiwanmojiao，wozheijiushangtiantai。”
“bushi，niwuhuile。”
duimianjieshi，“woshuonigelouneifurenxiang，fanzhengniyemeidefenle，burubatagongzhiyuzhong。”
“neifuhuahaimeihuawan。”
“wozhidao，danwanchengduyijinghengaole，keyinalaidingyiding，fangchulainidemingshengkendinghuigengshangyicenglou。”
对面苦口婆心。
“你想都不要想。”
qisutaotoutuoxiashangyi，luchuyishujiashaoyoudejianshuoshencai，yitoudaojianjiaderoushunmofaxia，jiankuanyaozhai，jiroujinshiyuncheng。
biyishupinhaiduoyanqiudeshouzhizhuajinyiliao，qingjintuxianmanyanzhibojizhangbei。
zaichuangwaiyingjindelengyueyuhuili，shenhesedeyanmouanchen。
“‘她’是我的。”
“……”
duimiananjingleyihuier：“nibushituofenlema？nihaijiuzhetaganshenme？”
“sheigaosuniwotuofenle？”
“tadoutuiyile，nihaifenshenme？”
“你很烦哎！”
“qisu，wojuedenikeyikaolvkaolv。”
“wobukaolv，guale。”
“bieguaa，woshuozhende，neifuhuajueduibunengbeimaimei……”
qisuchedinaole，eqianjinmaizhitiao，buguanbugudahan。
“yidingyaowoshuochulai，neishiwotoutouhuade？！renjiadouyaojiehunle，wofangchuqusuanshenme？rangdajiadouzhidaowobeicandeanlianshi？nandaoniyigerenxiaohuawohaibugouma？！”
“……”
tawuzhudiwuzhelian，shenxinggaodaderenyuandidunxia，youbeigouqineixindebeishang。
“baoqian，qisu，”duimiandishengshuo，“buguojiusuanmeiyouzheijianshi，nide‘anlian’gujiyebuhuiyoujieguo。”
xuezhienchushenmingmenwangzu，jiashixianhe，genqisuzheizhong‘caogen’chushendehuajianeishiyigetianyigedi。
jiusuantazaiyouqian，zaiyouming，yesuojianbuleduoshaochaju。
“nidangwobuzhidao？”qisuduihuiqu，“wojiumeisheqiuguoshenmejieguo。”
tayagenbuganyouduoshaowangnian。
neizhongmengdoushiyoushiyilaidiyici，yiqianzhimengdaowowoshou，yaoyaoqianming，sheinengxiangdaojinwanchiduzheimeda。
qisuergenyouxiefatang，buguotahenkuailengjingxialai。
bijing，jiusuanmeiyouneigesuoweidejiehunduixiang，xuezhienyebukenengkantayiyan。
齐宿有自知之明。
他配不上。
“nimingbaijiuhao，wojiupanixiangbutong。”
qisumenshengshuo：“buhui。”
duimianzhuanyizheigechenzhongdehuati：
“yaobunichuquhuanhuanxinqingba，bielaomenzaijiali，nishuoshuoni，shoudoudaxueneibiandejiaoshouyaoqingniyebuqu，zhengtianyigerenmenzaijiali，shizaibuxingzhaorentantanlianaiyehaoa，wojinijieshaohualangmeinvlaoban。”
“……”
qisuyishengbuhangdizhuangsi。
nanrenxianranyijingxiguanle，tankouqidao。
“zhendeshi，tiantianwenwoyaonilianxifangshideshuaigemeinvnengpaidaodayangbian，biezhengtianbaonidepomianhuawawakulechengma？”
齐宿忍不住辩驳：
“shuoleduoshaocile，neibushipomianhuawawa，neishixuezhien**banmianhuawawa，woqianglehenjiu……”
“goule！wobuxiangjixutingpomianhuawawadegushi，rangnichuqutingjianmeiyou？！”nanrenpaoxiao。
“zaishuoba。”qisumolebalian，nianniandao。
“棉花娃娃呢？”
“……yihoububaole。”
“扔了？”
“别管。”
“你个脑残粉。”