“看完没有？”
geleyifenzhongmeixiaoxi，tangyimingfaxiaoxiwendao。
“kanwanle！”limodao。
“tahaihuiyinglepinglun，buguowopanikanlehuixintaizhalie，suoyijiumeijietu（kuxiao.jpg)”tangyimingdao。
“huashuohuilai，nihezhangchaozhijiandaodifashengleshenme？”tangyiminghenhaoqi，tazhidaolimobushineizhongren。
“nifangbianyuyintonghuabu？”limowendao。
“可以！”
接下来，二十分钟。
limojiangtazheijiniandeyaozhangxingjing，hezhangchaodegezhongzuilian，duitangyimingjinxinglexiangxijiangshu。
tingwanhou，tangyimingbujintongqingdao：“zheizhangchaoqueshibushigedongxi！zijidoudanglaobanle，hailainiwuwankuaiqian，hailailezheimeduonian，nizheisuanshiyurenbushule！”
“sheibushuoni？”limohenshizantongzheijuhua。
“buguoniqueshiniubia！lengshibaqianjiyaolehuilai，suiranfangfayouxieguoji，danduifuzheizhongren，jiudechuhenzhaocainengzhi，zhangchaogujishibeiniweixielexinlibushuang，caizaipengyouquangezhongdihui，xianzaikeshiyouhenduoren，douxinlezhangchaodeshuoci，limonidexiangxiangbanfajinxinghuijia！”tangyimingzhanzailimodejiaodukaolvdao。
“tazaipinglunqudoushuoleshenme？fajiwokankan！”limoxiangkankanzhangchaozheigerendaodishiduomeixiaxian。
“你等等！”
一分钟后。
数张截图发了过来。
“zhangchao：xiexieyanlaoshiguanxin，bingmeiyoubaojing！yinweikaolvdaotongxueguanxi，taduiwoburen，wobunengduitabuyi！suoyixuanzefangguo！”
“zhangchao：xinlihennanshou！xiangdangnianwomenkeshiyiqidalanqiu，yiqidayouxidexiongdia！meitianwohaijingchangbangtadafanni！meixiangdaotaweilejiwankuaiqian，jiuhewofanlian！”
“zhangchao：qianqueshibuduo，woyegentajieshile，muqiandianneihuodongzijinbuduo，nengbunengzanhuanliangtian！”
“zhangchao：dui！shidiyiciyaozhang！shuxiwoderenhaibuzhidao？wozhangchaoshiqianqianbuhaideneizhongrenma！”
……
“xintaimeizhaba？(kuxiao.jpg)”tangyimingfaxiaoxidao。
“haixing，zheihenfuhetadezuoshifengge！denghuierniguanzhuzanmendaxueyuanxiqun，zhunbeikanwobiaoyan！”limodao。
“你要干嘛？”
“fangdazhao！zhangchaozheimedihuiwo，nijuedewohuifangguota？”limodao。
“keyidexiongdi！neiwojiudengzhechiguale！”
“嗯！”
tuichuweixinjiemianhou，limokaishijiequgezhongliaotianzhengju。
haozaichulexianshiyaozhangwai，zaiwangluoshangtayeduociyaozhang，zuizaoliaotianjiludao18nian。
tazheigerenbingmeiyoushanchuliaotianjiludexiguan，zhijinbaocunwanhao。
denghuierbazheixieliaotianjiludoufangchulai，zhangchaodeneitaoshuociziranbugongzipo。
daoshihoushishengtongxuezenmekandaizhangchao，jiubuguanzijideshiqingle，fanzhengdoushitazizhaode。
想着。
十几分钟后。
limozhunbeihaojishizhangliaotianzhengjujietu。
ranhoudiankaidaxueyuanxiqun。
zheigequnyousanbairen，doushibicirenshishuxidedaxuetongxue。
jiangshiqingpuguang，zuyirangzhangchaozaitongxuequanzilidemingshenghuiyuyidan。
说做就做。
limozhijiezaiqunliaitezhangchao：“zhangchaogunchulai！”
erhou，jishizhangjietuxishufaleshangqu。
原本平静的聊天群。
zaichenmoleyifenzhonghou，zhijiebaozhale。
“**！limoniyaoganma？”
“zhendejiade？zhangchaobushishuonishidiyiciyaozhangma？”
“zheiqianjielewuniandoubuhaia！meiciquyaodoubuji？zheiqueshiguofenle！”
“huashuohuilai，suiranzhangchaohenguofen，danlimoniyebunengyoushangrendeyitua！”
……
mianduisuirandanshishengmudang。
limozhijiehuiyingdao：“chenshanshan，nideshengmuweiertaizhongle，shouyishou！”
【ding！laizichenshanshandeyuanqizhi+20】
limo：“zhangchaoni？youdanzizuoshi，meiyongqichengren？nizaipengyouquandihuiwo，bushitinghuandema？xianzaijiurangtongxuemenkankannidaodishigeshenmeren！”
mianduilimodezhijiefanghua，qunligengrenaole。
liaotianxiaoxihenkuaibian99+!
suoyourendouqidaizhangchaojiexialaijiangruhehuiying。
几分钟后。
正主姗姗来迟。
zhangchao：”limo，jizhangliaotianjietunengzhengmingshenme？wochanijiwankuaiqian？qianmeiyouhaini？womensidixianinaoyinaoyejiusuanle，xianzaizaitongxuequnlinao，shicaishichangdepofuma？nishixiangrangdajiakannidexiaohua？”
“笑话？”
kandaozheitiaoxiaoxi，ruguozhangchaozaizijimianqian，limofashijueduiyaojitalaijigedazuibazi！
xinxiangzhe，shouzhifeisuzaishoujipingmushanggundong，dazidao：“sheicaishixiaohua？nidoubupa，wopashenme？liaotianjilushangxiedeqingqingchuchu，niduonianbuhaiqian！mingmingyouqian，weishenmebuhai？haihaoyisigenbierenshuo，woshidiyiciguanniyaozhang，lianni？”
“nixianzaifashi，woyaobushidiyiciyaozhang，niquanjiazhijiechuchehuobeizhuangsi，niganma？”
【ding！laizizhangchaodeyuanqizhi+200】
此话一出。
zhangchaoneibianzhijiemeilexiaoxi。
xuduorenshilimodetongxue，yezhijiefeitengle。
**！
默哥这么猛的吗？
chaozi，nizenmele？nihuijuhuaa！
mianduilimotiezhengrushandezhengju，yulunzhujianfanzhuan，henduorenxuanzezhanzailimozheibian，kaishibangmangshengtaozhangchao。
……
cike，zaixianshishenghuozhong。
zhangchaoqidezhijierengdiaoshouji，lianshangdebiaoqingyinchenrushui。
tameixiangdaolimoxianzaijingranzheimegang，zhendeshifanletianle！
kexianzaibuhuiyingyoubuxing。
ruguobuhuiyingdehua，zijizaitongxuequanli，qibushihunbuxiaqule？
daoshihousheijianmiandouyaoshuoyiju，zhangchaoshiyigeqianqianbuhai，wulaixianhaidebeibixiaoren。
“zheikebuxing！dexiangxiangbanfa！”
zhangchaojiaojidelaihuiduobu。
taxianzaidouyoudianerhouhuile！
gangcaiyeshiqihunletou，caifaleneitiaopengyouquan。
zaozhidao，hebizaiqurezheigewenshen。
“limo，qianwoyijinghainile！zanmendeguanxiyeyijingjieshule！chabuduodele！bietaiguofen！zheiyang，wobaneitiaopengyouquanshanchu，zanmenbicihubudaraoruhe？”suiranzhidaozheimeshuo，wuyiyubianxiangchengrenlezheijianshi，danxianrujinyemeiyougenghaodebanfa，daoburubaigechengkendetaidu，zaiqingyuanxilaoshichumian，zheijianshicaihaoshouchang。
zhangchaobaxiaoxifalechuqu。
meiguoduojiu，limozaiqunlihuiyingdao：“wodounamenle？bushinixiandihuiwode？wozheilihaiyounineitiaopengyouquandeliaotianjietu，yaowofajini，nihaohaokankanbu？weishenmenixiandihuibieren，haigaodezijihenweiqu，zheishiweishenmea？zanshuolianpihouhaozuoshengyi，danlianpihouduyedeyougeshangxianba？nizheiliansixialai，dougoujizhangchengtiecizhuanle！”
【ding！laizizhangchaodeyuanqizhi+300】
……
“limo，nidaodixiangganma？meiwanleshiba？”zhangchaoqideyaoyadao。