抓到一只背锅侠
taizhoudeyichucunzhuang，shenyebaoyu，hongshuixiongyongerlai，xunsuguanmanhedao，yongrucunzhong。
“hongshuilaile，dajiakuaipaoa！”
“小宝，小宝！”
“娘！”
“sheishuixinghao，kuaijiujiuwodehaizi，kuaijiujiutaa！”
cunminmenzaihongshuizhongzhengzha，youfumukandaozijiahaizibeihongshuichongzou，fachujuewangdekuhanheqiuzhusheng。
raner，zaizheiwuqingdetianzaimianqian，dajiadouzishennanbao，gengbieshuoqujiurenle。
suoyourendoubeipaozaishuizhong，henduorenzhijiebeijuanrushuidi，nishuierwang。
ershaoshurenxingyundezhuazhuyixiegaochushuimiandeshuzhihuowuyan，jiannandezhengzhazhe。
“那是什么？！”
turan，yourenjinghuyisheng，faxianqiheidehongshuizhixia，chuxianyishuangshuodadexinghongdenglong。
neisihu……shiyishuangyanjing！
neishuangyanjingyouzhesheyibanshutong，taxiedaizheyidaoyouzhangerpangdadeheiying，congshuidiyoulai，chaozhexingcunderenhuanhuanbijin……
“啊！！！”
“不——”
shenhaikongjuzhenghejuwukongjuzheng，rangzhongrenfachujuewangdeaihao，shenzhiyourenyitouzhuangzaiwuyanshang，***le。
yankanneishuangxinghongdeyanjingjiuyaojinrucunzhuang，turan，tiankongzhongleishengdazuo！
“轰隆隆——”
xiayike，yigupangdadeheiyunzitianbianyonglai，yourumozhiyiban，jiangbenjiuqiheideyekongchediranchengheise。
yucitongshi，youbangbozhijideyaoqizineiheiyunzhongmimanerchu，dianshanleiming！
“吼——”
neiqianfuzaishuidixiadejudashengwumengranyizhan，ranhoucongshuizhongtanchuyijiepangdadeshenqu。
“哗啦啦……”
daliangdehongshuicongtadeshenshangliutangerxia，yourupubuyiban，ertadezhenshenyebaoluzaimantiandayuzhizhong。
那是一条黑色巨蛇！
zheijushezhoushenlinpianshanshuozhejinshuguangze，eryouxiedifang，quefugaileyicenghouhoudeqingtai，sanfachusuiyuedeqixi。
zaitaetoudeweizhi，youyigengangzhangchulaidedujiao。
这分明是一条蛟龙！
“gexiashishei，jinriwozoushuihuajiao，yugexiajingshuibufanheshui，haiqingbuyaozulu。”
zheiheisejiaolongzuilituchurenyan，xinghongdeyanjingliyounongnongdejidanzhise。
yinweitoudingneiheiyunzhongmimanchudebangboyaoqi，rangtagandaoyizhenxinji。
zheijueduishibitagengjiaqianghengdedayao！
“跟我走一趟。”
tiankongzhizhong，chuxianjigexuesededazi，yunhanzhejingtiandeyaoliheshaqi。
“gexia，haiqinggaotaiguishou！”
黑色蛟龙赶紧叫道。
ranerxiayike，tiankongzhongneizhetiandeheiyunyongdong，zhijiehuanhuachengyizhangtuntiandedazuichaozhexiafanglongzhaoerxia。
“昂——”
neidazuizhongyunhandeqishi，fangfonengqitunshanhe。
heisejiaolongdetixingyijinghenpangdale，zuzushubaimizhang，youruyiliangdahaodehuoche，ranerzaineiwanrushanyuedejingtiandazuimianqian，yijiuxiandeweibuzudao。
“不！！”
heisejiaolongfachuyishengnuhou，zhouweidehongshuixianqitaotianjulang，tadeshentizeshifeichushuimian，xunsutaodun。
raner，neitiankongzhongdedazuishizaitaidale，sihujiangzheipiantianqiongdoujimanle，zongrantapinmingtaocuan，yijiumeinengtaochuneizhangdazuidefugaifanwei，zuizhongbeiyikoutunlejinqu。
ersuizheheisejiaolongbeitundiao，baoyusihushiquleshizuoyongzhe，jianjiantingxixialai。
ermanrucunzhongdehongshui，yexunsuxiaotuierqu……
“轰隆隆。”
tiankongzhongdeheiyunfangunzhe，xunsuyuanqu。
“神仙啊！”
“shenxianbayaoguaishouzoule。”
“duoxieshenxianbaoyou，duoxieshenxianbaoyoua！”
xingcunderenkanzheneiheiyunxiaoshi，chedisongleyikouqi，ranhoudouluchuganjizhise。
suirangangcaineiyaoqitaotiandechangmian，heshenxianwanquanbuzhanbian。
danshizaiputongrendexinzhong，buguannishixianshiyao，zhiyaozaofuyifang，neijiushishenxian！
ercishi，neimantiandeheiyunzaipiaozoudeguochengzhongxunsusuoxiao，xiaosanerqu。
zuihou，xianluchubaizedeshenying。
taxuanfuzaiyekongzhong，jiaotaxukong，zhoushensanfazhejiebaideguanghui，wanruyilunmingyue。
tashenchuyouqianzhua，zhangzhongyouyitiaoxixiaodeheixianzaipanxuanzhengzha，sihuxiangtaochuqu，zhengshineiheisejiaolong。
zheishitadeshentong——zhangzhongshijie！
zheixieshentong，qishibingbushitakeyixiuliande，ershisuizhedaoxingyuelaiyuegao，sihuziranerranjiuhuile……
dangran，tahuaiyizheiyoukenenghetanaohaizhongneikeshenmidebolizhuyouguan。
huoxu，shizheibolizhuzhongzidaideshentong，qianyimohuadeguanshujileta。
shishishang，taxianzaigenbenjiubuyongkeyixiulianle，yebuzhidaoshibushijinshouzhidezuoyong，tatineideyaolijingranhuizidongxifutiandijiandelingqi，yourugunxueqiuyiban，yuegunyueda。
zhiyaotahuozhe，tadedaoxingjiuhuiyuelaiyuegao！
“meizhongbuzudeshi……yijiuwufahuaxinga。”
takanlekanzijidegouzhua，tanxiyisheng。
ruguotaxianzainenghuaxingdehua，qizhihexiangmao，weibihuibineigouyechadegege——shashengwancha。
只可惜。
zongrantadaoxingzaigao，sihuyewufaweibeilaotianyedingxiadeguiju。
zheigeshijiedeguijushi，yaoguaiziyoulingzhiqi，bainianjiuyouyicitianjie。
yicitianjieduguozhihou，jiunenglianhuatineihenggu，kouturenyan。
ercitianjieduguozhihou，jiunenghuazuorenxing！
而他……
jiusuancongchuanyuedeshihoukaishisuan，rujinyecailiushibanianeryi。
bieshuohuaxingle，jiusuanshixiangkaikoushuohua，douhaidedengshangsanshiernian！
suoyi，tacaihuiyongyaoliningjuwenziherenjiaoliu。
yixiejiechuguotadeyaoguaiyiweitayizhibaochiyuanxingshiyinweixinzhongjiaoao，buxiehuazuorenxing；yiweitayongwenzijiaoliu，shiyinweitazugougaoleng，buxiekaikoushuohua。
quebuzhi……taxinlikua！！！
“buguo，zheilaotianyeyangeanzhaochengxulai，buzhibiantong，huoxuyeyouyigehaochu。”
baizeyanjingmileqilai，xinzhongshenzhiyoudianxiaojidong：
“neijiushi，dangwobaisuideshihou，mingmingyijingyoulewanniandedaoxing，danlaotianyejiangxiadetianjie，yijiuzhishibainianxiaoyaodechengdueryi。zheiyangyilai……jiuwanquanmeiyoufengxianle！”
这才是最大的作弊。
yaozhidao，yaoguaixiuliandezuidazhangai，jiushitianjie。
meibainianjiujiangxiayicitianjie，erqieyicibiyiciqiang，buzhiduoshaoyaoguaisizailetianjiezhixia——neichangtianjie，huiletamendedayaomeng！
fangyanrenshijian，nenghuodaoqiannianyishangdedayao，douyijinghenshaole。
erneizhonghuolejiqiannian，shenzhishangwanniandegaishidayao……budebushuo，renjiayoudianerdongxi！
就比如说他自己。
yaobushinaodailiyoudianerdongxi，nengyouzheifanchengjiuma？
biewuhui，shuodebushinaozi。
tahuoleliangbeizi，genbenjiumeizhangnaozi，meiciyaozhangnaozishijiutoutong，beipozhongduan。
……
shenye，baizehuidaolebalingjuncheng。
tashiyongshentong，jiangneitiaoheisejiaolongzhenyazaichengzhongdeyizuoxiaoshiqiaoxiamian。
bingqie，guyixielouchuheisejiaolongdeyisiqixi。
zheiyangyilai，ruguoneixiejiangyaochumoderenzutuandaolai，shaoweizhuizongyixia，jiuhuizhaodaozheitiaoheisejiaolong。
到时候。
tamenjiuhuilisuodangranderenwei，zheiheisejiaolongjiushiyazhilechengshishangkonghongchenzhihuodeqianniandayao。
bijing，zheiheisejiaolongdequeshiqianniandayao，wanquanyouneigenengli。
erzaijiangyaolianmengjijiangzhaodaoheisejiaolongzhiqian，tagekongjiangheisejiaolongdefengyinsongkaidaban，rangduifangzijizhengkai，congerrangduifangyiweizijishipingshilizhengtuofengyinde。
daoshihou，jiangyaolianmengheyaoguaijianmian，genbenbuhuishuoshenme，zhijiejiuhuikaida。
bijing，jiangyaolianmengshilaijiangyao，sheishiyaoguaibuzhongyao，fanzhengkandaoyaojiuyaoshoudiao。
erheisejiaolongyebingbuzhidaozijibeileheiguo，tazhizhidao，zijihenhuiqi，gangzhengtuofengyinjiuganghaoyudaoyiqunjiangyaochumozhiren，bixujinkuaishachuzhongwei。
yifangxiangshayao，yifangxiangtaoming。
shuangfangdadefenwaiyanhong，genbenjiubuhuiyishidao，zheichenglihaizangleyigelaoliu……