tacuozhezhitou,zhuangmozuoyangsuanqilejiaqian:“nikan,wozheikeshididaoyeshengdayun,yijinyaomai500kuai,wozheiliyigongshi22jinchutou,nidepeiwoyiwanyi。”
“kannixiaoguniangrenbucuo,jinimogeling,jiyiwanjiuxingle!”
“yi、yiwan?zheibujiujigenposhugenzima?zenmemaizheimegui?dashu,wojiushigecaimianhuade,nibieewo,womeiqian!”
yinggoubiguyishuodehenqingsong,kexiaoguniangyitingzheijiage,queshidangchangjiushayanle。
neishihoudeyiwankuai,xiangdangyuhenduorenyiniandejixu,kebushishenmexiaoshumu!
“xiashuo!shenmeposhugenzi?zheishiyeshengdayun,xuemingroucongrong,mingguizhongyao,henzhiqiande!”
“yaoshigeyiqian,zheizhongjibiedeyeshengroucongrong,zhiyouhuangshangcainengxiangyong!bushaowaiguoren,doupaodaozanmenzheierlaidaowa,doukuaijiwajuezhongle!”
“xiangzheizhongdengjideyeshengroucongrong,rujinzaichenglidounengmaidaoshangqiankuaiyijinni!”
“wozhiyaonipeiyiwan,yijingsuanshihenhoudaole!”
yinggoubipitougailianyifanhua,shuodeshizhidiyousheng,burongzhiyi。
caimianhuadexiaogunianghedeliandoubaile。
yinggoubidao:“niyaoshishizainabuchuyiwankuaiqian!jiuxiandianchubaqian——baqianzongyouba?ranhouzaibanizheiposhoujiyiqipeijiwo,jintianjiusuanwodaomei,fangniyima!”
“buxing!zheishoujishiwoxinmaide,kebunengjini!”xiaogunianghubaoyiyangjiangshoujihuzaihuaili,xiayishiwanghoutui。
“gouniangyangde,gennihaoshuonihailaijingleshiba,xinbuxinwobaojingzhuani!”yinggoubizheicisuanshituqiongbijianle,zuilimamalielie,zhijieshangshoucongxiaoguniangshouliqiangxingkouchuleshouji。
shunshouyouqutaotadeqiandaizi。
xiaoguniangpinmingzhuazhuqiandaizibukensongshou。
yinggoubifalehen,yijiaochuaizaitadatuishang,zhuaizheqiandaizijiuzou。
neixiaoguniangcaishibajiusui,nalishizheiwudasancudezhongnianhanziduishou?
zheiyijiao,zhijiejiubatachuaideguizailedishang,qianheshoujiquanbeiqiangzoule,weiqudezhinengwuzhelianliuyanlei。
yinggoubideleshou,zhuanshenbianzhunbeilikaizheijiechexiang。
zheizhongposhi,neiniantoubingbushaojian,dajiadoubuganguan,haipabeibaofu。
wobingbushiaiguanxianshideren,danzheishihouquezuobuzhule!
yaozhidao,dangshiyijinmianhuashougoujiacaijimaoqian,shihuakeyaocaigouyijinmianhua,pingjunjiuyaoshenshouliangbaiduoci。
renjiaxiaoguniangbeijinglixiang,dingzhedataiyang,zaimianhuadilixinxinkukuganlejigeyue,shoushangnongdequanshikouzi,haoburongyizandianqianmaigeshoujihuijiaguonian。
jieguobeizheipianziyidunlianmengdaiqiang,jigeyuequanbaiganle。
tamenpiandebushiqian,shilaodongrenmindexuehan!
dicengbaixing,shouleweiqu,wulishenzhang,zhinengyaosuiyachiwangdulitun。
zheigeshijie,zhongjiushiyigerenchirendeshijie!
yanlei,xishuabulezheigeshijiedeangzangyuzuie。
ruguosuoyourendouxuanzechenmo,zhihuizhuzhangpianzidexiaozhangqiyan!
“骗子站住!”
我起身大吼一声。
neiyinggoubiyaonongdunshitingxialejiaobu,huitouhenglewoyiyan:“nitamajiaoshei?”
wodao:“sheidayingwojiaoshei!”
ciyanyichu,qianpaijigedamabiexiaobiedejianbangzhifadou。
yinggoubimianshangshensequeshitouzheyinleng。
“xiaozaizi,fankeyiluanchi,huakebunengluanshuo!”
“pingbaiwugu,nipingshenmeshuowoshipianzi?”
“zheixiaogunianghuilewodeyaocai,peiqianneishitianjingdiyi!”
“ninabuchuzhengju,jiushuowoshipianzi,zheishifeibang!ganjinnaerliangkuainaerdaizhequ,biezaizheierxiajiaohe,fouze,woxiongdimenkebudaying!!”
yinggoubihualuo,pilipaladejiaobushengzhouranxiangqi,qibatiaohexidahancongqitachexiangyingshengyongleguolai。
wohuitouyikan,zheixierensuiranquandoudabanchengyaonongdemoyang,danyikanjiubushishenmeshancha,shoulitizhedenilongdaihoumiananzangdaoguang,yigegeduiwohushidandan。
wozhijiewushiletamen,taitoutingxiong,maibulaidaoyinggoubimianqian,lengxiaodao:“songsunchongjinsun,hunonghunongkongzihaixing,zhenyaojingdonglelaopai,yanbuchujuhuawen,jiubupapeilelaoyaofang?”
我这番话一出口。
jigeyaonongshenqingdunshijinzhangleqilai,fenfenzhuantoukanxiangleweishoudeyinggoubi。
yinggoubicishiyeshilengleyixia,shensewanfenchayi,shangxiadaliangqiwolai。
chexiangliqitaren,zeshiyilianmangran。
tamengenbentingbudongwozaishuoshenme。
yinweiwoshuodeshipimenchundian。
changyandao,sanbailiushixing,geyoushiyu。
maoyoumaodao,shuyoushulu,zhongyaoxingli,tongyangyeyouneixingrencaidongdeheihua。
laoyibeilangzhongkaifang,yongdedoushianyu。
birugouqijiaoqizi,shanzhuyujiaoyurou,jiuzilianhuancaojiaosanjiaoqi,baishaojiaohuazi,dancanjiaoxuezhen,youdeshenzhizhijieyongshuzidaiti。
waixingjiusuanpiaoqielerenjiademifang,yekanbudong。
erjinsun,zhidejiushiroucongrong!
wogangcaineijuhuadeyisishi:yongsongshushaoweizaoroucongrong,yejiuhunongyixiawaixing,zhenyaoshijingdonglexiangguanbumen,yanchunizheiroucongrongshijiahuo,neikeshiyaolianwoduande!
zhenroucongrong,qieduanmianyoujuhuawen。
ersongshushaoweizaoderoucongrong,zhinengweizaobiaoxiang,quewufagaibianneili。
zhenyaoshijiaolaixiangguanbumendeganbu,yiyanbianzhizhenjia,daoshihoukejiubuhaoshouchangle!
yinggoubixianranyebushichuchujianghudelengtouqing,ziranzhidaoshuqingshuzhong。
woyijuhuajieletadelaodi,takanwodeyanshenmingxianbianle,chaowoyigongshou,keqizhongdaizhehuyi:“ganwenxiangkeruhechengfa?fushanghechu?shirenyihai,haishifuzihai?”
jiushipaojianghudeyoujuzichaodehua,jiaozuoyouzaixiangdezhihui,meizaixiangdeming。
jianghurenzicheng“xiangjia”,chulaipaojianghujiaozuo“dangxiang”。
tazheishijiangwoshizuolehetayigeluzidetongxing,suoyichenghuwowei“xiangke”。
renyihai,fuzihai,zeshiwenwodebenshi,shishichengde,haishijiachuande!
zheijiaozuo“pandao”,zheijiahuoxiangtantanwoshimendeshenqian!
我懒得和他废话。
bokaiyikou,shangqianyibu,coujintaerbian,yadishengshuodao:“shennongbencaochuanzhenjing,bianyoumingshanfangsheng。”
“yaowangdianshangshoumijue,soushanqinhubapi。”
“erdengchulaidangxiang,kecengrendeciwu?”
wojiangyibaiwanghouyiliao,yaojiandebaguahucheng“chileng”yisheng,bengchuyidaozhangjianchuqiaobandehanming。
jianlehuchengshangdebaguawen,zheisidunshishensedoubian,renbuzhudalegehanzhan。
guoleyihuier,tafangcaihuiguoshenlai,mantoulenghan,huangmangwanghoutuilebanbu,gongshoupeixiaodao:“e?zhaozibuliang,yuanlaishishanzhongzaixiangxiadaofanjian!shijingshijing!”
“zheikezhenshidashuichonglelongwangmiao,yijiarenburendeyijiaren!jiranzhenshenzaici,zanmenjiububanmennongfule!jintiandeshi,shiwomenbudui!zanmenjiucidazhu,houhuiyouqi!”
wolenghengyisheng,meixinqinghetaketao。
zheishihou,huocheganghaojingtingzhangyezhan。
yinggoubijianwomiansebushan,mangbudiejiangcaimianhuaxiaoguniangdedongxiquanhaijileta。
suihoudashouyihui,shuolesheng“che”,daizheyiqunyaononghuiliuliuxialeche,fangfozaiduodaiyimiao,wohuichiletamenyiyang。
kanzheshoulishierfudedeshoujiheqianbao,caimianhuaxiaoguniangruzaimengzhong,bantianmeihuangguoshenlai。
zhidaopangbianyigedamashangqianfuta,shuo:“xiaoyatou,bieguizhele,huairendouzoule,haibukuaixiexiezheishuaige!”
tazheicairumengchuxing,taiqitou,zhengzhengdiwangzhewo,qingyaohongchun,yuyanyouzhi。
ganjizhiqing,quandouningjuzaineiduokuangerchudeleidili。
neiqunmaijiayaodexiachedeshihou,wotingjianyigenianqingyaonongnamendao:“dashixiong,tajiuyigeren,zanmenganmapataa?”
yinggoubimeihaoqimadao:“nidonggepi!meikanjiantayaolidebaguahuchengma?neiwanyierkebushishenmerendounengdaide!”
“xinglinruwulin,yaoshirudushi!”
“yiyouqidapai,yaoyoushisanbang!”
“yiyaojianghu,gaoshouruyun,tidaotiebanzenmesidedoubuzhidao!”
“zhidaozanshifuweishenmeshaoyizhierduoma?jiushiyinweiershinianqian,tabuxiaoxindezuilezheizhongdaibaguahuchengdemengren!”
“dangshi,neixue,zhijiejianwolianshangle!neichangmian,guangshixiangxiang,laozijiuhunshenzhiqijipigeda!”
“zheizhongrendiziyingzheni,zanmenrebuqi!”
“zaizheshuo,gangcaihuocheshangneimeduoren,neixiaoziyijingkanchuanlewomendedixi,zhenyaojianleguan,chikuideyeshiwomen!”
“haohanbuchiyanqiankui,zanmenzouzheqiao!zongyoutahuluopingyangdeshihou!”