第3章
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wopingjingdidao：“wocizhi！”
guaduandianhua，wodiyishijianbalibingdemingzilaruheimingdan。
shanweixin，tuigongzuoqun......yiqihecheng。
fudougongsichenglizhichu，wojiuyizhifuzechanpinyanfa，youfengfudeshengwugongchengshijingyan。
doushuosanshisuidenanrengongzuobuhaozhao，woxiangwohuishiliwai，yinweiwoyouzhedejingyan，nianfuliqiang。
andongshouzhi，wofaleyigepengyouquan：chaolelaoban，xianzaihuifuziyoushen。nianhouyaowawode，ganjinwa，guoqibuhou。
配图，剁椒鱼头。
zheizhangturangwoganjuedaochongmanleequwei，gengxiangshilibingneizhangyouhuhudedabinglian。
zhongxinhuidaobingfang，wozuoxiapeiwomashuohua。
gangbayibanjiezisaijintadezuili，dianhuajiuxiangleqilai。
shixiaosong，songqidalaide。
“ma，wochuqujiegedianhua。”
wozoudaozoulang，anlejietingjian。
songqihenjidong：“moge，nibuganle，woyebuganle。niquna，wogenzheniquna。woyijingzaigongzuoqunliaiteqinzongle，nicaishizanmengongsidezhuxingu，lileni，gongsijiudengzhepochanba。”
zhenggegongsi，shangshangxiaxia，doubajielibing，weidusongqiduiwohenshipeifu，suanshiwodexiaogenban。
woanweiletayihuier，tazongsuanqingxuwendingxialai。
wowenta：“qinzongzenmeshuo？”
“niyezhidao，zanmendeqinzongyizhihenshenmi，jushuotashigechaojierdai，zanmendegongsizhishitasuibianwanwan。zheidouguoleyigexiaoshi，tagenbenmeiyouhuiwo。”
woyuanyiwei，congweilumiandeqinzong，yanbuxia，nengkandechuwoduigongsidegongxian，huiweiwoshuoliangju，meixiangdao......
suanle，renjiashierdai，pingshenmeduokanwoyiyan。
“duile，moge，zheihuierlibingfapengyouquanle。tamenyijiachenzheguonian，zhengzaisanyadujia。”
shiwanhuojidicuiwojiaban，tadaoxiaoyaokuaihuo，zheirenhaizhenshishuangbiao。
fanzhengwoyijinglilegongsi，talianrangwoduokantayiyandezigedoumeiyoule。
管他呢。
wozaibingfangli，zhilezhangpeihuchuang，zhaoguwoma。
yinweihaipawanshangdianhuaxiangqi，chaodaowoma，wozhijiexuanzeleguanji。
diertianyijuexinglai，dakaiweixinyikan，pengyouquanxiabianqingyisedepinglun。
“shenmelajiwanyier，zaifudougongsizhangzheshilaoyuangong，baichoujiaziyingxianggongsichanpinkaifa。yejiushilibingduliangda，nianjiuqing，jinikoufanchi。nidaohao，chilefanhaiyaobawanshuaile！”
“quanxingyedougai**zheizhongdaodebaihuaidegoudongxi，fangzaiwodegongsiwozaojiukaile，hailiuzheguonianma？”
“sheijinideyongqizhaoxiajia，nidelianni，pashizaojiubuyaoleba。”
“......”
yucitongshi，songqidalaidianhua，jidekuaiyaokule：“moge，libingdaodayipa，falegongsitonggao，shuoniyilaomailao，wushigongsixinkaipindekaifajindu，banikaichu。zheifenmingshidiandaoheibai，hushuobadao！”
wobeiqixiaole，jianguobuyaoliande，meijianguozheimebuyaoliande，shenmeyangdeshipenzidouwangwodetoushangkou。
niburen，neibiejiuguaiwobuyi！
bushiyaofengshawoma？hao，neiwojiukaiyijiaxingongsi，zijizuolaoban。
dengwojunlintianxiadeneitian，nimenzhipeichenfuzaiwodejiaoxia。
peibanwomadezheijitian，womingxiankandaotalianshangdexiaorongzengjiabushao，lianlianshangdezhouwendoushaolexuduo。