jiangyingyingzhengkaiyantingdaodejiushizheijuhua，dangjihenhenshanlewoyibazhang：
“yaonie！guozhenshiniguyisunwohunpo！”
jiangjiashangxiaquanbuyongfenhendeyanshendingzhewo：
“shenmexianjia，wokanjiushichirendeyaonie！nanguaiyingyingmeishijiuchuyiwai，yuanlaishinizaibeihoudaogui！”
“xianjiazenmehuiduji？zhiyouyaojingcaihuiduji！”
“yaobushiajintinishuohaohua，womenzaobaniganchuqule！”
“songhemianjiushigezaixing，tazheiciyongjiangyingyingzuojujiushiweileshanghaichijin！bazheichushengganchujiangjia！”
“赶出去赶出去！”
tamenbubujinbi，yanshenlidaizhenongsiwodehenyi。
chijincanghuangzhanqilai，lanzhutamen：
“nimenlengjingyixia，wolijiesonghemiandexingwei，womencengzaiyichuxiuxing，tayesuandeshangwodeshixiong，zhibuguowotiqianfeishengtaxinlidujicaizuolezheigeju。”
“wobaozheng，yihoutabuhuizheimezuole，kanzaiwodemianzishang，fangguotazheiyici。”
tacanbaidelianxiaoqilai，anfujiangjiazhongren：
“wofashi，womenhuiyikuaishouhuhaojiangjia。”
wozhijuedeexin，lenglengdituikaita：
“shiwodujizhixinhaishinixiaorenyaofa？chijin，nishibushishen，nibirenherendouqingchu。”
“zheiqunfanrennengbeiniguhuo，wokebuhui。”
“nibushishuozijishishenxianma？neinishuoshuo，jiangyingyingweishenmehuiduonianlaipinfanchuyiwai。”
wobuxintanengzhidao，zheiyijinggenjiangjiazushangcheshangguanxile。
tahuanhuanshukouqi，wunaidikanzhewo：
“wobijinghuanlerongmao，shixiongrenbuchuwoshichangqing，buguomeiguanxi，wonengrenchushixiongjiugoule。”
“woshishenxian，wanwushenglingwozhiyaokanyiyanjiunengzhidaoduifangdeguoquyuweilai。”
“jiangjiazushangshilieren，bulieguoduoshengling，nieyuanbuduan，zheixienianwoandilibaohutamen，zheijiudaozhinieyuanluodaolejiangyingyingdeshenshang，tabengaizaoyao，yexingkuishixiongnicengjingbeitamenzushangjiuguoyiming。”
“zheicaiganyuanzuojiangjiabaojiaxian。”
“shuodaodizheixienianhaishiyaoduoxieshixiongzaiyingyingpangbianshouhu。”
我怔住了。
lianwodeshiqingdouzhidao？haizhidaozheimexiangxi？
kejujushixiongjiaodewogeying，lenglelian：“bieluanjiaoshixiong！”
jiangyingyingbatahuzaishenhou，“zheixianifuqilema？”
“buguokanzaiajinweinishuohuale，niyedequeshouhuguowo，womenjiubugannizoule，dannibixujiajindaoqian，xiaoxiaochushengjingganwumieta。”
“nihaiyaomeitianguixiaqianchengzunjing，niyihoufeishengchengxianhaiyaoyangzhangwojiaajinni。”
我气笑了。
rangwojiyigehuanghualianpiandefanrendaoqian？haiyaomeitianxiagui？
搞笑。
woshenchushou，chushouhuaduanhejiangyingyinglianjiedebaohuxian，lengxiaogouchun：
“chijinshuole，nibengaizaosi，wohulezheimeduonianyelelecengjingdejiumingzhien。”
“congjikeqi，wojiangbuzaishijiangjiadebaojiaxian！”
shuowan，wozhuanshenqinshouhuidiaoletangkou！