第1章

hexiaoxueshenghuizhuxizaiyiqihou,tadechuliannvyouhuilaile。

datingguangzhongxia,tawangwoshenshangposhui。

fuyuzhishituoxiawaitaotaozaiwoshenshang,lengshengjinggao:

“tashiwodenvpengyou,jiusuanshini,yebunengdongta。”

kehoulaiyiqunhunhunbaofuwo,tayezhishiduitanushengzhize。

wojuewangdicongloudingtiaoxia。

1.

zaizhengyanjing,wohuidaoletaxiangwobiaobaideneiyitian。

zhenggedaxuedouzhidao,xiaoxueshenghuizhuxifuyuxihuanjingjiguanlixixihuawenning。

tasongwoliwu,meitianjiwosongzaocan,gaodiaozhuiqiuwo,henbuderangquanshijiederendouzhidao。

taduisheidoumoranzhizhi,weiduhuizaixiangqitarentiqiwoshixiaozheshuo:

“wojiuzhixihuanwojiaaning。”

taduiwosuoyoudehao,dagaiyezhiyousiguoyicidewocaizhidao,zheidoushituolingyigerende“fu”。

neigewomenrongmaoyouqifenxiangderen。

2

“aaa,nanshenzaisushemenkou,womenganjinhuiqu!”

“tingshuoxiaoxueshenghuizhuxi,yaoxiangjingjiguanlixidexihuabiaobai。”

“bushiba?douzhuiletayixueqile,meixiangdaozhuxizheimechiqinga!”

wozouzaihuiqinshidelushang,tingdaoshenbiannvshengjidongdejianjiaosheng,chulewo,zhouweisuoyoudeyiqiedougenshangbeiziyiyang。

jintianshifuyuxiangwobiaobaiderizi,tadepaichangzhunbeidehenda,zainvshengsushemenkoubailetaoxinxingzhuangdelazhu,haiqinglexiongdituanlaizhuzhen。

shangbeizidewokandaozheiyiqie,neixinfeichanggandong,zaizhongrenyishengsheng“zaiyiqi”deqihongshenghou,hetachengweilenannvpengyou。

woshenpangchuanlaidanyoudehuayu:

“anian,nidechulianjingranyaojibierenbiaobai?”

suihoushijiaoaozimandenvsheng:

“neiyouzenyang?wocaishitaneigewangbudiaoderen。”

zheigeshengyinwozaishuxibuguo,fuyudechulian,chennian。

shangbeizidewobingmeiyouzaiyishenbianrendeshuohuasheng,xianzaizhonglaiyici,wozhendehenxiangzhiwenfuyu。

nixingshidongzhongdebiaobai,daodishiweileshenme?

3

wozoudaosushemenkou,yijingjujilehenduoren,dajiakandaogushi“nvzhujiao”laile,fenfenzijuedikaichuyitiaodao,dajiadouyongchiguadeyanshenkanzhewo。

erfuyuzhanzaizhongyang,danqiguazaishenshangdejita。

wotingxiajiaobu,neixinhaowubolan,jingjingdikanzhetadebiaoyan。

yishougezidanzichangxialai,zhouweidenvshengfanqihuachi,jianjiaoqilai:

“aaa,fuxuezhangtaishuaile。”

“wuwuwu,weishenmetaxihuanderenbushiwo。”

“wenningtaixingfule,woxianmusile。”

fuyuquxiajita,dijitadexiongdi,naguozhunbeihaodemeiguihua,xiangwozoulai。

zhijiantayanshenhanqingmaimaidikanxiangwo,shengyinwenrousishui:

“wenning,wocongdiyicikanjiannideshihou,jiuyijingxihuanshangnile。”

“nikeyizuowodenvpengyouma?”

huayichu,qitarengenshangbeiziyiyang,doukaishiqihong。

“zaiyiqi!”“zaiyiqi!”“zaiyiqi!”

shangbeiziwojiuzaidajiadeqihongshengxia,haixiudidayinglefuyudebiaobai。

kerujin,wobingmeiyoujieguotadehua,ershimianbugaisedikanxiangta,chichiweizuohuiying。

fuyujianwobuweisuodong,youxiechayi,youzhilezhishenzi:

“wenning,keyijiwoyigerangwozuoninanpengyoudejihuima?”

“e,nihenhao,xiexieni,womenbuheshi。”

wodehuidachuhusuoyourendeyiliao,sizhoudeqihongshengshunjianxiaoshi,jiulianxinxinmanmandefuyu,yelengzhule。

wozhijieyueguota,zhunbeihuiqinshi,fuyuzhengxiangshangqianzhuiwo。

这时陈念叫住了他:

“傅遇。”

“wohuilaile,zhuanxuedaolepangbiandexuexiao,nigaoxingma?”

fuyumeiyoulita,ershigenzaiwodeshenhou:

“aning,nibugaoxinglema?”

“nibuxihuanwozheiyangxiangnibiaobaima?”

“duibuqi,aning,rangnidangzhongnankanle,nibiebuliwoa,genwoshuoshuohua。”

womeiyoulita,ershijiakuaijiaobujinlenvshengsushe。

buyonghuitoudoukeyixiangxiangchulai,tacikelianshangdehuangzhang。

wobuguoshitanalaichuqi,baofutachuliangentafenshoudetishenbale。

jiuyinweitamenzhijiandeganqingjiuge,jiubawojuanlejinlai?

wojiugaichengweiweiyideshouhaizhe?

ershizuoyongzhe,pingshenmehainengchixiangdehelade?

他们也配?

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wohuidaoqinshihou,laheilefuyusuoyoudelianxifangshi。

xianzaiwozixixiangxiang,qianshideyiqiedouyoujikexun。

zicongchennianchuxianhou,fuyuduiwodetaiduyejianjianbianle。

buzaixiangyiqianneiyangchichenreliediduiwo。

woyuanyiweishizaiyiqihoudezhengchangbianhua。

xianzaikanlai,tadexinyizhidoupianxiangchennian,congweibianguo。

chennianyizhijianchibuxiedifaweixinsaoraota,meikedeshihoujiulaizhaota,shenzhihaigentayiqishangke,tahaiyinweizheixiexiangwobaoyuanguo。

xianzaixiangxiang,fuyuruguozhendebuxianglita,youzenhuiyizhibaocunzhetadelianxifangshini?

zhenghaoguoduanwu,woweileduota,zhijiebaoleyigesanriyoudelvxingtuan。

suanshisansanxin,yesuanshiqingzhuzijiniepanzhongsheng,kanqingzhanan。

zhongtushiyouhaidadianhuagaosuwo,yinweiwojujuelexueshenghuizhuxidebiaobai,xiaoyuandouzaifengchuanzheijianshi,zhuanmenhaiyourengaolegeweixingongzhonghao,duicishijinxingtaolun。

公众号的标题就是:

“jingguanxihua,dangzhongjujuelexiaoxueshenghuizhuxi!”

下面很多评论:

“a,neitianjingranwomeizai,jingranmeiyouqinyanmuduzheijianshi。”

“weishenma?neikeshixueshenghuizhuxia!weishenmeyaojujue!”

“fuyuhonghonglieliedizhuiqiulewenninghenjiuba,jiranwenningbuxihuan,weishenmeyikaishibushuoqingchu?”

……

womomodikanzheshengtaowodeyanlun,zhijuedehenwuyu,zheixierenyouzheimewuliaoma?

meishi,yaoshitamenzhidaofuyudechulianhuilaile,shuobudinglimajianfengzhuanduo。

kelingwojingyadeshi,lvyoujieshuhouwotuozhexinglixianghuidaosushelouxia,jiukandaofuyuzhengzaihuataibianlaihuizouzhe,dishanghaiyouyiduiyantou。

e,tajingranhaihuichouyan?

takanjianwohou,lianshangdezhejiluchujifengaoxing,jinjiezheyoudanyoudicuqimeitou,wangrineishuangrouqingmingliangdeyanjingrujinyibiandemuguangdaizhi。

tadeyifuyouxiezhou,zhenggerendouxiandehenlangbei:

“阿宁。”

womeiyoulita,jingzishanglou。

taduobuerlai,jinjindizhuaqiwodeshouwan,qiangzhirangwotingxiajiaobu。

haoba,tadechengle,wodequetinglexialai。

fuyuhenjiaoji,youpashuolezhonghuawoyouzoule,roushengwendao:

“weishenmebawodelianxifangshi,doulaheile?”

wolengshenghuida:“woxianglaheishei,jiulaheishei!”

fuyutinghouxianggeshouweiqudexiaohaizi,hongzheyankanzhewo:

“nihaizaiweiwoqianxietiandexingweishengqima?duibuqi,zhendeduibuqi,qiuqiunibuyaobuliwo,wojinimailehaoduodongxixiangnipeilidaoqian。”

woshuaikaitadeshou:“duibuqi,nidedongxiwobuyao,nideaiwoyechengshoubuqi,qingniyihoubuyaozailaidaraowo,xiexie!”

“aning,nishibushiwuhuile?wozhenxinshiyidexihuanni。”

wocaibuhuixiangxintajiayixuweidechengnuo。

wodehaoxinqingjiuzheiyangbeitapohuai,huidaoqinshihoubujue。

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mingtianjiushixuexiaodewenyiwanhui,meigexidouyaochujiemubiaoyan,erwomenxichulewudaojiemu,woshilingwu。

jinwanyaojinxingzuihouyicidecaipai,womenyoushikaichangjiemu。

zaiqianshi,jiuzaizheiyangdechanghexia,chennianshixianzaiwutaishang,shuyuwodandudequyulitushanglerunhuayou,wozaitayiliaozhizhongdeshuaichenglegouchishi。

ertazechongshangwutai,zhijiewangwoshenshangposhui。

xianzaizhonglaiyishi,woyaobazheiyiqiedouhaijichennian。

6

ciri,liwenyiwanhuikaishihaiyousanshifenzhong,wozaihoutaizhunbei。

zhitingdaoconghuichangchuanlaiyizhensaodong。

tongbandenvshengganjincouguolai,manlianjidongdigaosuwo:“shifuyudaizhehualaile,kendingshisongjinide,wenning,tazheimezhizhe,niweishenmeyaojujuetaya?”

wobingbuzaihu,ershikanxiangzuozailiwutaizuijindechennian,tamuguangyuanhendikanzhewo,jiaobianfangleyitongshui。

kanlai,shangbeizidejingliyouyaozhongyan。

shangbeiziwozaiguangcaiyaomudedengguangxiachuchang,keshichennianquebawodaruheian。

zaidatingguangzhongxia,wogouchishiyiyangshuaidaozaidi,ertazeyipenshuipodewoxiangluotangji。

napafuyulimapaoshanglaiyongtadewaitaobaozhuwo,kelangbeihequru,douyijingshenshendiyinkezaiwodexinlile。

fuyulengshengjinggao:“tashiwodenvpengyou,jiusuanshini,yebunengdongta。”

xuexiaolisanbuzhewodezhaopian,daochudoushizheijianshideyilunsheng,ranershizuoyongzhebingfeishibenxiaoshengerwanmeituichang,meiyoudedaorenhedechengfa。

bujinruci,tahaisiwujidandijiwofaxiaoxi,rangwodejingshenzaibengkuibianyuanpaihuaizhe。

……

“wenning,nibushufuma?”

yigewenrunruyudeshengyinjiangwodesixulahuixianshi。

wofaxianqianmianyougenanshengkanzhewo。

tashixuexiaoligongrendexiaocaoshenhuaian,zhengqiaoyeshijingjiguanlixidexuesheng,xianzaidudasanle,tingshuozhunbeiliuxiaokaoyan。

wohaitingshuotashigedidiaodefuerdai,renyuanhenhao,chengjiyehao,wulunshitongxuehaishilaoshidouhenxihuanta,genwankuzidibuyiyang。

wohuiguoshen,duitalimaoyixiao:“kenengshishangtaiqianyouxiejinzhangba,xiexieshixiongguanxin。”

shenhuaianzhishikanlejimiaohou,caizhuanshenlikai。

“yi?zheibushixiaocaoshixiongma?taconglaibuhuicanjiazheiyangdewanhui,tazenmehuilaihoutai?erqiehaizhudonggennishuohua?”

wokanjianwodetongbantongxuekuaisuzixingnaobuhou,liangyanmaoqibaguazhiguang:“wenning,shenhuaianbuhuishixihuanniba?ai,xihuajiushihao,renjianrenaiya!”

wopatameizouyuan,huitingdaozheixiehua,ganjinshuodao:“womenzheigewudaobijingshikaichangwu,shuobudingrenjiashunzuiyiwen,nibiehushuobadao,tingdaolebuhao。”

tayilianbuxindiyaoyaotou:“meijiandeshunzuiwenwoyisheng?zhijuegaosuwo,takendingshixihuanni,wokantazaineibianmeiyouzou,yaobuwobangnishitanyixiaba。”

wohaimeiyoulaidejijujue,jiujiantaturantigaoshengyin:“wenning,nijinzhangdexiangheshui?mashangjiuyaoshangtaile,woshangnaliqujininashuiya?”

shuowan,tayong“nijiushimuyidaiba”deyanshen,duiwodeyiyixiao。

tadehuayichu,henkuaizhouweidetongxuefenfenhuiying:

“aning,nixiangheshuile?”

“wenning,haiyoujifenzhongjiuyaoshangtaile,nixianrenyiren。”

……

huashuomeigedifangdouyoushuyutamendexianyanbao,tamingmingcaishineigexianyanbao,kezaoyangdequeshiwo,wozhenxiangzhaogedifengzuanxiaqu。

woxiayishidikanxiangyoushenhuaianshenyingdefangxiang,ranhouzaiyemeiyoukanjianta。

7

woduishenhuaianzheigeren,qishiyinxiangbingbushenke。

womendejiaojizhiyouxuexi,yinweiwomendoushitongyigefudaoyuan,ranhoutashitamenbandebanzhang,woshiwomenbandebanzhang,ouerhuibeilaoshijiaodaobangongshibangmang。

meicigentayiqizuoshiqingdeshihou,wozaitadebangzhuxia,dounenggaoxiaoqieshunlidiwanchenglaoshianpaidegongzuo。

shenhuaiandeqizhihenhao,jirenbinbinyoulideganjue,danyouxiangshirangrennanyikaojindedashen。

zheizhongshuyuxuexiaodefengyunrenwu,keyishuobuquezhuiqiuzhe,danshiconglaimeiyoutingshuoguotajiaoguonvpengyou,gengmeiyoucongtadeshenshangchuanchurenhedefeiwen。

erwoni?zhishipingfandebunengzaipingfan,putongdebunengzaiputongdeyigeren。

hedehenenghuiyindexiaocaodeqinglai?

buganxiang,genbenbuganxiang!

henkuai,huichangzuowuquexi,wenyiwanhuiyemashangkaishile。

heshangbeiziyiyang,wutaidedengguangbeiquanbuximie,yinlexiangqi,wozhanzaiwutaipang,yishuguangdazaiwodeshenshang,ranerwowuyijiankanjian,zaiwutaiduimiandeyigerangrenkanbujiandejiaoluo。

shenhuaianjuqixiangjiduizhunlewo。

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wodexintiaoturanjiakuai,youxiebuganxiangxin,woyiweitayijingzoule,meixiangdaozhishizaiwurenzhuyijianhuandaolelingyigedifang。

他这是在拍我?

不是吧?

wogensuizheyinlehuanmandejiezoumanmandichuchang,wodeyanshenxiayishikanxiangchennian。

guoran,tatizheshuitong,turanzhanleqilai,zaiwurenguanzhuxiachaowutaizoulai。

wozheigewufuhenbohenbo,erqieshiroufense,benlaichuanzaishenshangyemeishenmewenti,danshizhiyaobeishuidashi,yifujiuhuishunjiantiezaiwodeshenshang,jiexialaijiushihengangadehuamian。

kechennianzenmeyexiangbudao,rujindewo,yijingsiguoyici。

yezaojiuzhidaole,taxinmuzhongdeneigesuanpan。

jiuzaichennianyiweiwohuizoujintadequantaoshi,woturantinglexialai。

chenniansuanzhunwohuihuadaotashenbian,taqiahaotizheyitongshuichaowobenlai,ranerwoyigehoutui,tabuganzhixindizhengdayanjing,danshuangtuiyijingtingbuxialaile。