hexiaoxueshenghuizhuxizaiyiqihou,tadechuliannvyouhuilaile。
datingguangzhongxia,tawangwoshenshangposhui。
fuyuzhishituoxiawaitaotaozaiwoshenshang,lengshengjinggao:
“tashiwodenvpengyou,jiusuanshini,yebunengdongta。”
kehoulaiyiqunhunhunbaofuwo,tayezhishiduitanushengzhize。
wojuewangdicongloudingtiaoxia。
1.
zaizhengyanjing,wohuidaoletaxiangwobiaobaideneiyitian。
zhenggedaxuedouzhidao,xiaoxueshenghuizhuxifuyuxihuanjingjiguanlixixihuawenning。
tasongwoliwu,meitianjiwosongzaocan,gaodiaozhuiqiuwo,henbuderangquanshijiederendouzhidao。
taduisheidoumoranzhizhi,weiduhuizaixiangqitarentiqiwoshixiaozheshuo:
“wojiuzhixihuanwojiaaning。”
taduiwosuoyoudehao,dagaiyezhiyousiguoyicidewocaizhidao,zheidoushituolingyigerende“fu”。
neigewomenrongmaoyouqifenxiangderen。
2
“aaa,nanshenzaisushemenkou,womenganjinhuiqu!”
“tingshuoxiaoxueshenghuizhuxi,yaoxiangjingjiguanlixidexihuabiaobai。”
“bushiba?douzhuiletayixueqile,meixiangdaozhuxizheimechiqinga!”
wozouzaihuiqinshidelushang,tingdaoshenbiannvshengjidongdejianjiaosheng,chulewo,zhouweisuoyoudeyiqiedougenshangbeiziyiyang。
jintianshifuyuxiangwobiaobaiderizi,tadepaichangzhunbeidehenda,zainvshengsushemenkoubailetaoxinxingzhuangdelazhu,haiqinglexiongdituanlaizhuzhen。
shangbeizidewokandaozheiyiqie,neixinfeichanggandong,zaizhongrenyishengsheng“zaiyiqi”deqihongshenghou,hetachengweilenannvpengyou。
woshenpangchuanlaidanyoudehuayu:
“anian,nidechulianjingranyaojibierenbiaobai?”
suihoushijiaoaozimandenvsheng:
“neiyouzenyang?wocaishitaneigewangbudiaoderen。”
zheigeshengyinwozaishuxibuguo,fuyudechulian,chennian。
shangbeizidewobingmeiyouzaiyishenbianrendeshuohuasheng,xianzaizhonglaiyici,wozhendehenxiangzhiwenfuyu。
nixingshidongzhongdebiaobai,daodishiweileshenme?
3
wozoudaosushemenkou,yijingjujilehenduoren,dajiakandaogushi“nvzhujiao”laile,fenfenzijuedikaichuyitiaodao,dajiadouyongchiguadeyanshenkanzhewo。
erfuyuzhanzaizhongyang,danqiguazaishenshangdejita。
wotingxiajiaobu,neixinhaowubolan,jingjingdikanzhetadebiaoyan。
yishougezidanzichangxialai,zhouweidenvshengfanqihuachi,jianjiaoqilai:
“aaa,fuxuezhangtaishuaile。”
“wuwuwu,weishenmetaxihuanderenbushiwo。”
“wenningtaixingfule,woxianmusile。”
fuyuquxiajita,dijitadexiongdi,naguozhunbeihaodemeiguihua,xiangwozoulai。
zhijiantayanshenhanqingmaimaidikanxiangwo,shengyinwenrousishui:
“wenning,wocongdiyicikanjiannideshihou,jiuyijingxihuanshangnile。”
“nikeyizuowodenvpengyouma?”
huayichu,qitarengenshangbeiziyiyang,doukaishiqihong。
“zaiyiqi!”“zaiyiqi!”“zaiyiqi!”
shangbeiziwojiuzaidajiadeqihongshengxia,haixiudidayinglefuyudebiaobai。
kerujin,wobingmeiyoujieguotadehua,ershimianbugaisedikanxiangta,chichiweizuohuiying。
fuyujianwobuweisuodong,youxiechayi,youzhilezhishenzi:
“wenning,keyijiwoyigerangwozuoninanpengyoudejihuima?”
“e,nihenhao,xiexieni,womenbuheshi。”
wodehuidachuhusuoyourendeyiliao,sizhoudeqihongshengshunjianxiaoshi,jiulianxinxinmanmandefuyu,yelengzhule。
wozhijieyueguota,zhunbeihuiqinshi,fuyuzhengxiangshangqianzhuiwo。
这时陈念叫住了他:
“傅遇。”
“wohuilaile,zhuanxuedaolepangbiandexuexiao,nigaoxingma?”
fuyumeiyoulita,ershigenzaiwodeshenhou:
“aning,nibugaoxinglema?”
“nibuxihuanwozheiyangxiangnibiaobaima?”
“duibuqi,aning,rangnidangzhongnankanle,nibiebuliwoa,genwoshuoshuohua。”
womeiyoulita,ershijiakuaijiaobujinlenvshengsushe。
buyonghuitoudoukeyixiangxiangchulai,tacikelianshangdehuangzhang。
wobuguoshitanalaichuqi,baofutachuliangentafenshoudetishenbale。
jiuyinweitamenzhijiandeganqingjiuge,jiubawojuanlejinlai?
wojiugaichengweiweiyideshouhaizhe?
ershizuoyongzhe,pingshenmehainengchixiangdehelade?
他们也配?
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wohuidaoqinshihou,laheilefuyusuoyoudelianxifangshi。
xianzaiwozixixiangxiang,qianshideyiqiedouyoujikexun。
zicongchennianchuxianhou,fuyuduiwodetaiduyejianjianbianle。
buzaixiangyiqianneiyangchichenreliediduiwo。
woyuanyiweishizaiyiqihoudezhengchangbianhua。
xianzaikanlai,tadexinyizhidoupianxiangchennian,congweibianguo。
chennianyizhijianchibuxiedifaweixinsaoraota,meikedeshihoujiulaizhaota,shenzhihaigentayiqishangke,tahaiyinweizheixiexiangwobaoyuanguo。
xianzaixiangxiang,fuyuruguozhendebuxianglita,youzenhuiyizhibaocunzhetadelianxifangshini?
zhenghaoguoduanwu,woweileduota,zhijiebaoleyigesanriyoudelvxingtuan。
suanshisansanxin,yesuanshiqingzhuzijiniepanzhongsheng,kanqingzhanan。
zhongtushiyouhaidadianhuagaosuwo,yinweiwojujuelexueshenghuizhuxidebiaobai,xiaoyuandouzaifengchuanzheijianshi,zhuanmenhaiyourengaolegeweixingongzhonghao,duicishijinxingtaolun。
公众号的标题就是:
“jingguanxihua,dangzhongjujuelexiaoxueshenghuizhuxi!”
下面很多评论:
“a,neitianjingranwomeizai,jingranmeiyouqinyanmuduzheijianshi。”
“weishenma?neikeshixueshenghuizhuxia!weishenmeyaojujue!”
“fuyuhonghonglieliedizhuiqiulewenninghenjiuba,jiranwenningbuxihuan,weishenmeyikaishibushuoqingchu?”
……
womomodikanzheshengtaowodeyanlun,zhijuedehenwuyu,zheixierenyouzheimewuliaoma?
meishi,yaoshitamenzhidaofuyudechulianhuilaile,shuobudinglimajianfengzhuanduo。
kelingwojingyadeshi,lvyoujieshuhouwotuozhexinglixianghuidaosushelouxia,jiukandaofuyuzhengzaihuataibianlaihuizouzhe,dishanghaiyouyiduiyantou。
e,tajingranhaihuichouyan?
takanjianwohou,lianshangdezhejiluchujifengaoxing,jinjiezheyoudanyoudicuqimeitou,wangrineishuangrouqingmingliangdeyanjingrujinyibiandemuguangdaizhi。
tadeyifuyouxiezhou,zhenggerendouxiandehenlangbei:
“阿宁。”
womeiyoulita,jingzishanglou。
taduobuerlai,jinjindizhuaqiwodeshouwan,qiangzhirangwotingxiajiaobu。
haoba,tadechengle,wodequetinglexialai。
fuyuhenjiaoji,youpashuolezhonghuawoyouzoule,roushengwendao:
“weishenmebawodelianxifangshi,doulaheile?”
wolengshenghuida:“woxianglaheishei,jiulaheishei!”
fuyutinghouxianggeshouweiqudexiaohaizi,hongzheyankanzhewo:
“nihaizaiweiwoqianxietiandexingweishengqima?duibuqi,zhendeduibuqi,qiuqiunibuyaobuliwo,wojinimailehaoduodongxixiangnipeilidaoqian。”
woshuaikaitadeshou:“duibuqi,nidedongxiwobuyao,nideaiwoyechengshoubuqi,qingniyihoubuyaozailaidaraowo,xiexie!”
“aning,nishibushiwuhuile?wozhenxinshiyidexihuanni。”
wocaibuhuixiangxintajiayixuweidechengnuo。
wodehaoxinqingjiuzheiyangbeitapohuai,huidaoqinshihoubujue。
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mingtianjiushixuexiaodewenyiwanhui,meigexidouyaochujiemubiaoyan,erwomenxichulewudaojiemu,woshilingwu。
jinwanyaojinxingzuihouyicidecaipai,womenyoushikaichangjiemu。
zaiqianshi,jiuzaizheiyangdechanghexia,chennianshixianzaiwutaishang,shuyuwodandudequyulitushanglerunhuayou,wozaitayiliaozhizhongdeshuaichenglegouchishi。
ertazechongshangwutai,zhijiewangwoshenshangposhui。
xianzaizhonglaiyishi,woyaobazheiyiqiedouhaijichennian。
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ciri,liwenyiwanhuikaishihaiyousanshifenzhong,wozaihoutaizhunbei。
zhitingdaoconghuichangchuanlaiyizhensaodong。
tongbandenvshengganjincouguolai,manlianjidongdigaosuwo:“shifuyudaizhehualaile,kendingshisongjinide,wenning,tazheimezhizhe,niweishenmeyaojujuetaya?”
wobingbuzaihu,ershikanxiangzuozailiwutaizuijindechennian,tamuguangyuanhendikanzhewo,jiaobianfangleyitongshui。
kanlai,shangbeizidejingliyouyaozhongyan。
shangbeiziwozaiguangcaiyaomudedengguangxiachuchang,keshichennianquebawodaruheian。
zaidatingguangzhongxia,wogouchishiyiyangshuaidaozaidi,ertazeyipenshuipodewoxiangluotangji。
napafuyulimapaoshanglaiyongtadewaitaobaozhuwo,kelangbeihequru,douyijingshenshendiyinkezaiwodexinlile。
fuyulengshengjinggao:“tashiwodenvpengyou,jiusuanshini,yebunengdongta。”
xuexiaolisanbuzhewodezhaopian,daochudoushizheijianshideyilunsheng,ranershizuoyongzhebingfeishibenxiaoshengerwanmeituichang,meiyoudedaorenhedechengfa。
bujinruci,tahaisiwujidandijiwofaxiaoxi,rangwodejingshenzaibengkuibianyuanpaihuaizhe。
……
“wenning,nibushufuma?”
yigewenrunruyudeshengyinjiangwodesixulahuixianshi。
wofaxianqianmianyougenanshengkanzhewo。
tashixuexiaoligongrendexiaocaoshenhuaian,zhengqiaoyeshijingjiguanlixidexuesheng,xianzaidudasanle,tingshuozhunbeiliuxiaokaoyan。
wohaitingshuotashigedidiaodefuerdai,renyuanhenhao,chengjiyehao,wulunshitongxuehaishilaoshidouhenxihuanta,genwankuzidibuyiyang。
wohuiguoshen,duitalimaoyixiao:“kenengshishangtaiqianyouxiejinzhangba,xiexieshixiongguanxin。”
shenhuaianzhishikanlejimiaohou,caizhuanshenlikai。
“yi?zheibushixiaocaoshixiongma?taconglaibuhuicanjiazheiyangdewanhui,tazenmehuilaihoutai?erqiehaizhudonggennishuohua?”
wokanjianwodetongbantongxuekuaisuzixingnaobuhou,liangyanmaoqibaguazhiguang:“wenning,shenhuaianbuhuishixihuanniba?ai,xihuajiushihao,renjianrenaiya!”
wopatameizouyuan,huitingdaozheixiehua,ganjinshuodao:“womenzheigewudaobijingshikaichangwu,shuobudingrenjiashunzuiyiwen,nibiehushuobadao,tingdaolebuhao。”
tayilianbuxindiyaoyaotou:“meijiandeshunzuiwenwoyisheng?zhijuegaosuwo,takendingshixihuanni,wokantazaineibianmeiyouzou,yaobuwobangnishitanyixiaba。”
wohaimeiyoulaidejijujue,jiujiantaturantigaoshengyin:“wenning,nijinzhangdexiangheshui?mashangjiuyaoshangtaile,woshangnaliqujininashuiya?”
shuowan,tayong“nijiushimuyidaiba”deyanshen,duiwodeyiyixiao。
tadehuayichu,henkuaizhouweidetongxuefenfenhuiying:
“aning,nixiangheshuile?”
“wenning,haiyoujifenzhongjiuyaoshangtaile,nixianrenyiren。”
……
huashuomeigedifangdouyoushuyutamendexianyanbao,tamingmingcaishineigexianyanbao,kezaoyangdequeshiwo,wozhenxiangzhaogedifengzuanxiaqu。
woxiayishidikanxiangyoushenhuaianshenyingdefangxiang,ranhouzaiyemeiyoukanjianta。
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woduishenhuaianzheigeren,qishiyinxiangbingbushenke。
womendejiaojizhiyouxuexi,yinweiwomendoushitongyigefudaoyuan,ranhoutashitamenbandebanzhang,woshiwomenbandebanzhang,ouerhuibeilaoshijiaodaobangongshibangmang。
meicigentayiqizuoshiqingdeshihou,wozaitadebangzhuxia,dounenggaoxiaoqieshunlidiwanchenglaoshianpaidegongzuo。
shenhuaiandeqizhihenhao,jirenbinbinyoulideganjue,danyouxiangshirangrennanyikaojindedashen。
zheizhongshuyuxuexiaodefengyunrenwu,keyishuobuquezhuiqiuzhe,danshiconglaimeiyoutingshuoguotajiaoguonvpengyou,gengmeiyoucongtadeshenshangchuanchurenhedefeiwen。
erwoni?zhishipingfandebunengzaipingfan,putongdebunengzaiputongdeyigeren。
hedehenenghuiyindexiaocaodeqinglai?
buganxiang,genbenbuganxiang!
henkuai,huichangzuowuquexi,wenyiwanhuiyemashangkaishile。
heshangbeiziyiyang,wutaidedengguangbeiquanbuximie,yinlexiangqi,wozhanzaiwutaipang,yishuguangdazaiwodeshenshang,ranerwowuyijiankanjian,zaiwutaiduimiandeyigerangrenkanbujiandejiaoluo。
shenhuaianjuqixiangjiduizhunlewo。
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wodexintiaoturanjiakuai,youxiebuganxiangxin,woyiweitayijingzoule,meixiangdaozhishizaiwurenzhuyijianhuandaolelingyigedifang。
他这是在拍我?
不是吧?
wogensuizheyinlehuanmandejiezoumanmandichuchang,wodeyanshenxiayishikanxiangchennian。
guoran,tatizheshuitong,turanzhanleqilai,zaiwurenguanzhuxiachaowutaizoulai。
wozheigewufuhenbohenbo,erqieshiroufense,benlaichuanzaishenshangyemeishenmewenti,danshizhiyaobeishuidashi,yifujiuhuishunjiantiezaiwodeshenshang,jiexialaijiushihengangadehuamian。
kechennianzenmeyexiangbudao,rujindewo,yijingsiguoyici。
yezaojiuzhidaole,taxinmuzhongdeneigesuanpan。
jiuzaichennianyiweiwohuizoujintadequantaoshi,woturantinglexialai。
chenniansuanzhunwohuihuadaotashenbian,taqiahaotizheyitongshuichaowobenlai,ranerwoyigehoutui,tabuganzhixindizhengdayanjing,danshuangtuiyijingtingbuxialaile。