di2zhangfanghuai！nigewangbadan！
“zheibukenengde，nizaidouwo。”fanghuailianmangshuodao。
zhongniannanrentanletanshou：“zairangnikanyigedongxi。”zhongniannanrennachudeshiyitaidiannao，diannaoshangmianzhengzaibofangzheshipin。haoxiangshiyikuanyouxideshipin。
fanghuaicoushangqianqu，erneigeshipinlimianzhengzaiyanyizhedeshiyikuankanshangquzhizuoshifencucaodeyouxi，danfanghuaikanleyihuier，jiujingyadedengdaleshuangyan：“zheibushiwowandeneigeyouxima？”
“shia，”zhongnianderendiandiantoushuodao。
“nimenjianshiwo。”fanghuaiborandanu：“wojiusuanshiwanyigeyouxiyebufanfaba？”
“不犯法。”
“neinimenbawozhualai......”
“dannita.makaishiwanzheigeyouxideshihou，zhenggediqiushang，danfanzhangnaozide，naozhongdouhuimomingqimiaodechuxianzheimeyigepianhuamian，genghekuang，zhenggetiankongchu，buguanshiyintianqingtianyutian，shenzhishilongjuanfeng，zaitianshangdounenggoukandaotongyangdehuamian，jiushinidazheigeyouxidehuamian......”
“......dangnizaiyouxilimianshoushang，womensuoyouderenquanbudoushoushangle。”
“zheijiushiwomenweishenmedainiguolaideyuanyin，womenxuyaozuoyigeshiyan......”
zhongniannanrentaotaobujuedeshuolehenjiu，zheicaixialejielun：“nibixusuiwomenzouyitang。”
......
baisedefengbishiyanshili，20duogetoufacangbaidelaozhuanjiajiuxiangshikanxiyoudongwuyiyangdekanzhefanghuai。
erfanghuaibeiguanzaileyigewujundebolizhaodangzhong，zheigebolizhaolimianqishijiushiyigexiaoxingdefangjian，youweishengjianyouchuanghaiyoudianshiji。zhishiqiangbidoushitoumingde，keyiqingchudekanjianwaimianneixiechuanzhebaisedaguazoulaizouqudegeleizhuanjiamen。
“shiyanzhunbeiwanbi......”
“shiyankaishi......”
zaigefangmeiti、wangluoqudao、dianshitaidengduofangmianmeijiedangzhong，quanqiujiangjin70duoyirenkou，sisidedingzheshouji\dianshiji\pingban\diannaodepingmu，kanzhezijigeboshangdeneidaoshangkou，yizuiqinqiedewenhouzhaodaizhefanghuai，tongshi，neiyishuangshuangyanjingyousisidedingzhepingmu，shengpaloulefenhao。
yigebaifacangcangdelaoren，shoulinazheyibafengruidedao，shuangshouweiweizhan.dou：“shiyankaishi，shiyanneirong，zaifanghuaideshenshangqiexiayigeyilimideshangkou。”
laorenshuowan，bianchaozhefanghuaidefangxiangzoulai。erfanghuaimeiyourenhefankangdejihui，shenzhiguanyuzheitaishiyandeshishi，doushiqiangzhide，yinweizhongniannanrenchengnuoruoshizheijianshiqinggenfanghuaimeiyourenheguanxi，fanghuaihaiyincikeyihuodeyibijuedefuxujin。
yibuchangfanghuaidejingshensunshi。
qiongguanledefanghuai，ziranshimankoudaying。
neilaotoukandaofanghuaideshihou，jidongdebunengziyi，keshoushangdesududaokuai，shenzhizaifanghuaihaimeifanyingguolaideshihou，jiuyijingjieshulezheigejiandandeshiyan。
jihushiquanrenlei，doukanxianglezhiqianlaojiaoshousuohuakaideneigedifang。
tongyangdedifang，tongyangdeweizhi，doushitongyangdeshangkou。
padayisheng，laojiaoshoushoulidedaozi，diaoluodaoledishang。
suoyouyanjiurenyuan，kanxiangfanghuaideyanshen，douxiangshijianleguiyiyang。
——qianjifenzhonghaianjingdeyingerfangnei，suoyoudeyingerwawadaku，suoyoudehushiyilianshengwukeliandediudiaoleshouji，haizaikandianshide，henbudebadianshipingmudoujizalan。
——anjingdegongjiaochenei，suoyouderendoujuedeshoubeiweiweiyitong，douliansiji，yebuyouzizhudeniuzhuanlefangxiangpan，zheitaigongjiaoche，jiuxiangshifengleyiyang，turanchaozhemaluyazidefangxiangchongleguoqu，ruobushineigongjiaochesijizaiguanjianshikechazhuleche，kongpasishangderengengduo。
——xinlizhenliaoshinei，yibangyiyuzhengdebingren，kandaozheigehuamian，turankaishipokoukuangma，duiyushengmingdeweijuhesiwangdexiangwangwanquanxiaoshi，tamenxianzainaozhongjiuzhiyouyigediren，fanghuai！danshitamenyoudanxinfanghuaishoushenmeshanghai，zheizhongmaodundexinsirangtamenshuobuchuhualai。
——zhongzhengjianhushinei，yigeyouyigezhongshangbuzhidebingren，cishiquezhengkaileyanjing，tamenzhiqiansuoshengdebing，buguanshishenmebing，suoshoudeshang，buguanshishenmeshang，quanbudouxiaoshi，zhiliuxialegeboshangdeshangkouhezhiqianzuoshiyansuoqiechulaideyilimishangkou，tamendeshentisuzhijingranhefanghuaishentisuzhiyimoyiyang，fenhaobucha。
suizheshujukudegengxin，zhongniannanrendelianshangrushizhongfu，kuxiaobudedeshuodao：“yebuzhidaoshihaoshihaishihuaishi，quanqiurenleideshentizhuangkuang，douhezheigefanghuaiyimoyiyangle。baokuoneixiezhongzhengbuzhidehuanzhe。”
baifacangcangdekexuejiaxijierqi：“zheidequeshigehaoxiaoxi。danwomenbixuhaohaodebaohufanghuaixiansheng。”
jiuzaizhenggeshiyanshiyipianxiqiyangyangzhizhong，yigejiaoluolideshengyinruoruodeshuodao：“kefanghuaizhongjiuhaishigefanren，youbushishenxian，nengyutianditongshou？nenghuoshanggeqianbaiwannian？ruguofanghuaisile，neiwomenbudougenzhesile？”
zheihua，jiuxiangshiyimeizhongbangzhadan，diujinleshiyanshili。
yishijiansuoyouren，douyouxiebengkui。
方怀百无聊赖。
shoujibeizheibangrenjishoule。
dianshijishangmiansuobofangdeneirongjiushifanghuaiziji，jiushizaizheijianshiyanshilisuoyoudejingxiang，fanghuaigenzhaojingziside，yidianxingqudoumeiyou。
tashenzhinenggouxiangxiangdedao，quanqiu70duoyirenkandaozheihuamiandeshihou，huiyizenyangdeshenqiewenhoulaiguanaita。
shizaimeishiqingzuo，fanghuainiutoujiushui。
anheidehuanjingdangzhong，buyuanchudeqimingcunyishiwanjiadenghuo，danbaifacangcangdecunzhangdaren，haidaizaiwaimiansichuliuda。
fanghuaiyizhengyanjiufaxianzijizhongxinhuidaoleyouxidangzhong。
太他.妈霸道了吧？
zheiyicidecunzhangdaren，zaikandaofanghuaideshihou，huyanyideng，jingranzhizhidechaozhefanghuaidefangxiangzoulai，haibudengfanghuaishuoshenme，cunzhangyibatiqilefanghuaidehoubogeng，chuihuzidengyan：“chouxiaozi，nisinaerqule？”
cunzhangshuozhe，feichangcubaodeyonggazhiwojiazhulefanghuaidenaodai，jiuxiangshijiazhuyikelanqiuyiyang，dabudechaozheqianfangzouqu。
fanghuaisuizhecunzhangdebufashangshangxiaxia。
上上下下。
diediezhuangzhuangde，jiuxiangshiyigemeiyouganqingdejiqi。
fanghuaixinzhongnahan，queyigezidoushuobuchulai。erqiezheizhongshangshangxiaxiadeganjue，sihuyufadeyanzhong，liandaizhepangbiandejingxiangdoufashenglebianhua。nanbuchengshidizhenle？haishishuozheicunzhangbenshenjiugenzijiyouchou，feidebazijinongsibucheng？
tahaitingdaocunzhangdashengdehanjiaozhetademingzi。
方怀！
方怀！
方怀！！！
fanghuaizhengkaiyanjingdeshihoujiukanjianjishigezhuanjiaweilongzailefanghuaideshenpang，suoyourenmianlujingkong，huxibuchang，liansezhanghong。erqiezaikandaofanghuaizhengkaiyandeneiyishunjian，youyibanderen，douxiangchongshangqubafanghuaihenhendezouyidun。
danlingwaiyibanderen，shunjianlazhuleneixieren。
zhongniannanrentoutengbuyi：“nizenmeshuiguoqule？”
fanghuaihuiguoleshen：“suoyiwogangcaizaiyouxilimianfashengdeshiqing，nimendoukanjianle？”
zhenggeshiyanshidangzhong，suoyourenyilianningzhongde、hentiebuchenggangde、rutongkandaoleshafuchourenyibandezhongzhongdediantou。
他们不仅看见了。
而且他们还发现。
这是一场全球直播。
dangfanghuaibeicunzhangdarentizhenaodaidiediezhuangzhuangdeshihou。
suoyouderendouganjuedaozijidebozifangfoyaohenaodaifenjiale。
tamenbuyouzizhudesuizhecunzhangdarendelvdong。
上上下下。
上上下下。
fangfoyiquncongjingshenbinglimianpaochulaidebingren。
dantongshineixierendenaozhong，yeduiyigemingzihenzhirugu。
方怀！你个王八蛋！