第2章 老爷疯了

县衙内堂。

yuxiaocaochuizheshou,dimeishunyandizhanzaiyibian,toudoubugantai。

zheiweixianlinglaoyetazhidao,neiqifurendeshouduankeshiwuhuabamende,xiangbiyuluodaotashouli,haiburuhuiqusihoumanbujianglideshushushenshenni,zuiqimaminghaishinengbaozhude!

songyuduanzhechabei,manliandanxiaodidingzheyuxiaocao,zhuomozheruhekaikou。

fangxiachabei,songyuxiaozizidao:“yuxiaocaoduiba?wozhidaoni,zaishushushenshenjiaguodebuhao。”

yuxiaocaosesuodezhanzaimenhouxiaolianshabai,songyuyuexiao,tayueshijiangzijisuochengyituan。

“欸?”

songyumozhelian,kanxiangshenbiandeyayi:“wohenheren?”

yayixiaohehedihuidao:“laoye,ninbuheren!doushinindeqizhishiran。”

shuozhehaizhizheyuxiaocaopiezhezuichuzhuyi。

“laoye,zheishihounigaichaoqizheiyatoupianzijinhouyuan!”

qianbanduanhaihao,houbanduantingdesongyuliansetieqing,qishenyijiaotikaishenbiandeyayi。

“niangde!kanbujianzheiyatouhaimeichengniana!laozishishenmechushengma?”

beitikaideyayiguizaiyibianhuangkongbuyi。

ketingdaozheihuayoujuedebuduijing……

tataiqitou,yanshenlikunhuobuyi:“laoye,nin,bushixiguanlema?”

songyuzhenjing,zhuanshendingzhezheiquegenxiandeyayigaoshengdao:“batadiuchuqu!”

“老爷!”

zhizhiyayibeituochuqu,songyuhaiqifenbuyi。

yuxiaocaozangzaimenhoubeihehuaile,xiaoliancangbaichanruo。

shenzishuole,tashimeirenyaodehaizi,jiranzheiyang,tawulunsihuoyedingranbuhuiyourenzaiyi,mianqiandedalaoyeshimeihuaxiandeeba,luozaitashouli,haiburusile。

songyukanzhemianqianxiaoguniangmanshenjiebei,zhitanlekouqifangcaizouxiangyicelalebayizidasuancuxizhangtan。

yuxiaocaohunshenfazhan,xiongkoubiezheyikouqi。

jushuobujiuqian,zheidalaoyejiubagebicundeyigeguniangbangzaiyizishang,huohuozhemosile!

yuxiaocaobishangyan,yanjiaoxiaqingleiliangxing,xiukoulishouzhanglidetieqibeiniedegengjin!

keyuliaozhizhongdexiepobingweichuxian,fandaoshisongyuzuoxiahouzhijiewenzhemianqiandexiaoyatou:“xiaocao?”

yuxiaocaoshenzijiangyingzhezhanweiweidiantou。

songyuduizheyanqiandeguniangsilvyifan,fangcaixiadingjuexinsidezuozhi。

shenbianyizhongyayiqidaibuyi。

老爷这是要动手了?

yuxiaocaoyeyaojinyaguansuishizhunbeichouchuxiukoudeliqi。

songyujingzhiwendao:“niyuanyibaiwoweishima?”

众衙役:“嗯?”

yuxiaocaodengdayanjing,mingmoulicanghuangbuyi。

“拜师?”

songyuhanshou,dazhehaqiankanxiangmenwai。

meihuaxianzhengzhibainianyijiandehuangnian,baixingkeliwushou,jiaokubudie!

songyurouzhemeixinbujinkuxiao,zheibanhuangnianbuxiangzheyinshuizhihuang,jingranxiangzhexianjigonglongwang?

kanzheyanqianyuxiaocaoyanlidejingchasongyuzaiduwendao:“nibuxuyaojilongwang,wozaiwenniyici!yaobuyaobaiwoweishi?”

yuxiaocaonianyouquexinzhichengshu,cishikanzhemianqianrenzhendedalaoyeyishiyemeilezhuyi。

“你不要我?”

songyutanbai:“yaoa!yaonizuowodexuesheng!”

qianlianggezigangshuochulaiyuxiaocaoxindiyiliang,keqihougenzhede‘xuesheng’erziyourangtadaizhifameng。

yuxiaocaodingzhemianqianchoumingzhaozhudedalaoye,zhenggemeihuaxianderentiqizheiweidalaoyewubushikubukanyan,rucitanguan,baitaweishi,nengxuexieshenme?

xushixiaoguniangdeyanshentaiguochiluo,songyuzhijuedezijixiangbeibalecengpisidepuluzairiguangxia。

tashitanzhewen:“zenme?buyuanyi?”

yuxiaocaorengshiyouxiedanqie,quehaishibujiedao:“ninyaozuowodelaoshi,kenin,huijiaowoshenme?”

有戏!

songyujingzhiqishen,zhuanshenkanxiangmenwaidashouyihuiqipaishizu。

“ziranshiyinshuizhihuang!”

cihuayichu,zhenggexianyaneijijingwusheng。

songyushenzhinengtingdaozijiqifudexintiaosheng?

尴尬、局促……

songyugankeleliangshengfangcaihuitoukanxiangyuxiaocao。

“nijiuzhishuoba,shifouyuanyi!ruoshiyuanyijiriqinibiankezhuzaixianyazuowodeshoutu,wozuoweilaoshiziranhuiqingnangxiangshou!”

yuxiaocaominzhegansedechunshenshangdejingjuyezaihuanhuantunqu。

“dalaoye,ninzhennengjiaowo?”

songyushuangshoufuhou,yanlizixinmanman。

“niruobaishi,wobaosanrinei,huanjiewomeihuaxianhuangniandahan!”

“三日?”

yuxiaocaosuibuzhiyanqianrenyiyuweihe,danzuoyoubuguoshiyitiaoming!yuqiyangtangzhifei,burukankanzheidalaoyejiujingxiangganshenme……

shiyi,yuxiaocaoxiaguikoushou:“xueshengyuxiaocao,baijianlaoshi。”

【叮——】

【xingming】:yuxiaocao(nv)。

【年龄】:16岁。

【dangqianzhuangtai】:yibaishi。

【qingsuzhukaishiweixueshengxuanzecitiao】

songyuyanqianyiliang:“zhishuidashi!”

【yiweixueshengxuanzecitiao,wanbeifanhaikaishijilu!】

songyujiangmianqiandeyuxiaocaofuqilai,zhuanshenduishenbianshiyezhufudao:“quzhaojianfangshoushichulaijixiaocaolaizhu,qukufangnaxieliaozizhaocaifengzuojijianyifuyitongsongqu。”

shiyemangzhejilu,songyusilvpiankeyoushuo:“jiriqi,xianyaneikaishixingbanxuetang,ruoshisheijiaxiangsonghaizilaibaishi,zhiguanlaizhaobenguan。”

fenfuhaohou,songyubiandaizheyuxiaocaochaohouyuanqule。

ermingtangnei,shiyebeiyiqunyayibaowei。

“liushiye,zanmenlaoye,shifenglema?”

liushiyedingzhesongyulikaidefangxiangzaoyimudengkoudai。

“fengbufengdebuzhidao,wozhizhidao,zanmenxianya,yaobiantianle!”

houyuan,yuxiaocaogenzaisongyushenhoumiansefabai。

zhongyuhaishijinlezheihouyuan……

tawojinleshoulidetieqi,kanzheshenqiandayaodabaidedalaoyesuishizhunbeizhimingyiji!

songyusilvzhe,zhiwendao:“zanmenmeihuaxianzhiwaisanshili,shibushiyougeqingquangou?”

yuxiaocaoyilengcaidiantoudadao:“shi,zhishitingwencunwairenshuoneilijinniandashuichengzai,qingquangouyijingbeidashuitianmanle……”

songyudiandiantou,zhishuodao:“niquhuanjianyifuzhunbeizhunbei,zanmenquqingquangoukankan!”

“去那干什么?”

mofeishiyaojiangzijiguaiquqingquangoudianwuyansileshi?

songyuzishikanchulexiaoyatouyanlidejiebei。

zhijietanbaixiaodao:“xiaocao,nirujinjiranshibenguandexuesheng,wozihuiyishishengzhilidaini,niwuxuyouxin,zhishinijiranshibenguanxuesheng,benguanyedangzhongkuaxiahaikou,ruoshisanrihouwomeihuaxianhuangnianbuzhi,niwodoushizuiren,zheiyangshuo,ninengdongma?”

懂了,怎能不懂……

替罪羊罢了。

yuxiaocaokuxiaozhediantou,guorana,baishishenmedezhishixuetou,zhaogetizuiyangcaishizheigouguandezhenshiyitu。

kanlai,haishizijichixinwangxiang。