第3章 石锤了,你是我祖宗

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liangrentongshiduizhesuyugongshendaodi。

“感谢先生厚赠!”

“xianshengrenci,wudaibiaotianxiasuoyoubaixing,ganxiexiansheng。”

“aiaiai,laozhaolaowang,nimenzheishiganma!”suyubeierrendedongzuoheleyitiao,lianmangshangqianjiangerrenfuleqilai,tongshixinzhonganziniantao。

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