第4章 流氓!

ousuanzhuleyiguobipingshiyaonongchoudeduodehuhu,youtaochuyibaximian,zuoleyidawanmianhuhutang,zheishilianggehaizidefan。

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oumingyuandidideyingleyisheng,ousuanbiankuaisuchufale。

oujiawanlizhenshanghaiyouxiejuli,ousuanzoudemanshendahan,zheicaidaolezhenshang。

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“yi?zheishishenmehua?wozenmemeijianguo?”yiweichuanzhejingximianbudenvhaiwendao。

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“zheige……nishizenmezhidaohaiwaideshide?”nvhaijiaoxiudedixialetou,quehaishiyouxieyouyi。

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nvhaizuizhonghaishihongzhelian,maixialeliangzhijuanhua。

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这样都不行?

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“ni!fangkai!”ousuanyouxiuyounao,dashengdejiaohedao。

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“ni……jiwodengzhe!”guizizhouwuzheshuangtuijiandunzaidishang,tieqingzheliankanzheousuanlikaidebeiyingyaoyashuodao。