“oh~瞧瞧你脸上那美丽的大痘痘，真是你青春期过后更年期到达的最好证明。啊，你脸上黑点是什么?”不等女人回答，他做出恍然大悟的表情：“哦~那是你的毛孔!阿姨你还不保养保养，它都跟芝麻一样大了!没准螨虫还在里面搭窝筑穴，咦?恶心。”
feiananmudengkoudai，tadiemobushicongzuanneigatahuilaide?
老阴阳人了。
kanzhenvrenqidehuomaosanzhang，qidehunshenfadou，yishuangyanjingchihong，feianantufaqixiang：“tabuhuixiangpengciba!”
feizhangqinglimawuzhexinkouruandaozaifeianantuishang：“aiyo，wobuxingle，wobuxingle。”
众人：“…………”
tadiezheixizhenkuai，buqudangxiexingkexile。
feianan：“dia，nimeishiba!zenmeyangle，shibushichuanbuguoqilai!”
“lai，shenhuxi，shenhuxi。”
nvrenqidebuxing，duizhezuoxideliangrendahou：“nimenlianggeqiongguilaoniangyanxialecaizhaoshangnimen!”
feiananhefeizhangqingtongshikanta，ranhouyoutongshizhuanhuitou，feizhangqingjixuaiyo，feiananjixuduizhetadiexuhanwennuan。
gongjiaochetingxia，nvrenzhuaizhetongbanxiache，feianandaizhefeizhangqingzhijiezuodaotaliangdeweizhishang。
“演戏好累啊。”
“shia，tajingranshuowomenqiong。”feiananxinyouganchudediandiantou，wanxiayaojiuyijingbataleidegouqiangle。
“meixiangdaotajingrantouguobiaoxiangkanchuanlebenzhi!”feizhangqingmengdeyipaishou，tuokouzandao：“haoyanshen!”
费安安：……
daoshiqudeshihouliangrenzouxiagongjiaoche。feizhangqingtuchuyikouqi：“neixiecheshangderenkendingzaijiyuwodemeimao。”
feianan：ditielaoyeyekanshouji.jpg
“nineishishenmebiaoqing，laoziyaoshibuhaokan，nenghenimajiehunma?”tayoukanlefeiananyiyan，anweizijidao：“suanle，nishigeliwai。”
“wojuedenizairenshengongji。”
“niyouzhengjuma?”feizhangqingchileyisheng：“meiyouzhengjunizheijiushiwuzhengjingying!buhefade!”
feianan：“……diea，nishangguodaxuemei?”
“我，清华出品。”
“naishuonidangnianjiushiyierliuzihunhun。”
“ninaijingxiashuodashihua。”feizhangqinglianbuhongxinbutiao，liangrenzoudaoyidongdaloumianqian：“jiner，wojiurangnijianshijianshi，shenmeshiniubi。”
feianankanxiangzheidonggaolou，chabuduoyousanshiduoceng，limianjinjinchuchudedoushichuanzheganjingshishangdebailing，taliangchuzaizhei，chuchutouzhegegeburudeqixi。
“确定就这?”
“就这。”
liangrenzoujinqu，tongguoanjianmenjiudaoledatinglimian。datinglimianbaizhejichulvzhi，mingliangdedengguangcongtoudingzhaoshexialai，dibanganjingdekeyikanjianrenying，cengguangwaliangde。
taliangjinlaidaduoshurenkanyiyanjiuzouguoqu，huozheshigenbenbukan。
liangrenzoudaoqiantai，feizhangqingrangfeiananbatabaoqilai：“nihao。”
qiantaixiaojiejieweixiao：“ninhao，qingwenninyoushenmeshi?”
“wonengzhaoyixianimenlaobanma?”
qiantaixiaojiejiebaochiweixiaobubian：“qingwenninyouyuyuema?”
“meiyou，niwenta，tahaijidedongchangwangjialiangshangdeqingzhangfeima?woshitaerzi。”
feianan：……wanwanmeixiangdaotadiejingranshizheimeyigechoubuyaolianderen，shangganzhequjirendangerzi?!