第二章

erbianyouchuanlaidianzitishiyin:「fabuxinrenwu:haizimenchiwufanshijiandaole,zuoweiyuanzhang,ni

yaoquebaohaizimenhunsudapei,yingyangjunheng,bunengtiaoshi。

[tishi:benrenwuweifeixianzhixingrenwu,chenggongwanchengjianghuihuodexitongjiangli。]

就不能让我歇会吗?

haoba,zuoweiyuanzhang,wodeduihaizimenfuze。

woshenxiyikouqi,manmanzoudaoshitang。

shenghuolaoshizhengzaijihaizimendafan。

wokandaotadafanyeshihunsudapei,gujiyeshiyouzheigerenwu。

neigejiaoheixiaonanhaimaosishigecitou,tazhizheshucaishuo:「wobuchishucai,wochibubao,woyao

把蔬菜换成肉。」

【zhuanggejuranchoudaolezheigefuben。】

【zheigexiaoguiwanle,zhuanggeshoushangdedaojuzugoushashigezheizhongxiaogui。】

【zhuanggewulizhiyinggaizaiwanjialishuyubucuodeleba,buzhidaozheicitanengbunengdachuqiji。】

【wenwenpingmuqianmiangeweijiaren,shalezheigexiaoguisuanshiwanchengrenwuma?】

shenghuolaoshicushengcuqidishuo:「bixuchi,meideshangliang。]

xiaonanhaiyoukaishituipi,ziyaliezuidixiangyaopuxiangshenghuolaoshi。

shenghuolaoshibunaifanditaochuleyigedaozhuangwu。

womolemoxiaonanhaidetou:「xiaokanga,yuanzhangdehuncaijinichi,buguoshucaiyedechi。」

zheixiexiaohaizidemingzihuizidongchuxianzaiwodenaohaili。

bijingyuanzhangxuyaozhidaomeigexiaohaizidemingzi。

xiaokangsuohuibozi,dengzheheiliangdeyanzhuzikanzhewo,muguangzhongyouzhexiaodongwudejingjue。

wocongshenghuolaoshishoulinaguoshaozi,jitaduojialeyifenrou,gentashuo:「kuaiquchiba。」

xiaokangkandaoliangfenrou,kaixindixiaole,luchuyikoudabaiya,duanzhepanzizoule。

shenghuolaoshidedongzuodunzhule,yilianzhenjingdikanzhewo。

【壮哥惊讶了。】

【zhuanggeyizhiwulidafuben,danshiyoushihoulijienengliqueshigenbushang。】

【zhuanggedabentaolujiushimeiyoutaolu,yibanshikeyipohuaidejiubuhuibaoliu。】

【xinrenniubaia,juranjihuyouzoule。】

shenghuolaoshishoushangdedaozhuangwuxiaoshile。

wokandaotadegongzuozhengshangxiezhemingzi「liuerzhuang]。

woduishenghuolaoshiwenhedishuo:「liulaoshi,xiaopengyoushenghuoquyu,buyaochuxianguanzhidaoju,fangzhi

误伤哈。」

liuerzhuangzhoumeidao:「zhidaole,zhidaole。]

饭菜正好打完。

lundaowoqueshishimeiyouhuncai,zhiyousucai。

fenwanfanhou,woheliuerzhuangyedahaocaigenzhexiaopengyoumenyiqichi。

xiaokangchiwanliangfenhuncaihou,dingzhesucaifadai。

liuerzhuangrenbuzhucuicu:「nichia。]

小康坐着不动。

liuerzhuanglengxiaoyisheng:「niganjinjiwochi!]

xiaokangdengzheliuerzhuang,shenchujiaoheideshouzhuaxiangliuerzhuangdebozi。

liuerzhuangyoutaochudaozhuangwu。

woyibazhangpaidiaoxiaokangshenchulaideshou:「niganggangchirounongzangleshou,ganjinquxishou。」

xiaokangweiqudikanlewoyiyan,paoguoquxishou。

shuilongtoulideshuichongzaixiaokangjiaoheideshoushang,fachu「cilacila]deshengyin。

woweixiaozhechongzhexiaokangzhaoshou:「xiaokang,laoshichiyikou,nigenzhechiyikouhaoma?womenbisaishei

吃得快?」

liuerzhuanglengxiaoleyixia:「niyiweizheiyangyouyong?」

【woyejuedemeiyouyong。】

【youbushizhendexiaohaizi,xinrenhaishitaitianzhenle。】

【keshizheigeguihaoxiangzhendehentingyuanzhanghuaa。】

xiaokangkanlekanwo,yizhangxiaolianqihei,kanbuchubiaoqing。

woyaoleyikouhuluobu,duizhexiaokangshuo:「daonile。」

xiaonanhaichenmolebantian,yechileyigehuluobu。

【woqu!zhendeyouyong。】

【womenkandeshikongbuyouxi,jieguonijiwokanyangchengyouxima!】

【差评,退钱!】

【keshiwojuedehaokana,woaikan!】

liuerzhuangzaojiuchiwanle,momokanzhewomenchi。

ranhoutasihuyouele,youchilesanwanfan。

「gongxiwanjiawanchengrenwu,renwujiangli:qianzhidaoju,keyiqianzhifeiziranshengwu3fenzhong(bu

分不可用)。

「tishi:gaidaojuweikexiedaidaoju,cichangfubenbuyong,keyixiedaidaoxiayigefuben。」

弹幕议论纷纷:

【woqu!diyicijianyourenzhendewanchengzheigerenwu】

【zheigejianglibucuoa,guanjianshikekeyibaominga】

【buguogujiduibossmeiyongba,zheigejiangli。】