erbianyouchuanlaidianzitishiyin:「fabuxinrenwu:haizimenchiwufanshijiandaole,zuoweiyuanzhang,ni
yaoquebaohaizimenhunsudapei,yingyangjunheng,bunengtiaoshi。
[tishi:benrenwuweifeixianzhixingrenwu,chenggongwanchengjianghuihuodexitongjiangli。]
就不能让我歇会吗?
haoba,zuoweiyuanzhang,wodeduihaizimenfuze。
woshenxiyikouqi,manmanzoudaoshitang。
shenghuolaoshizhengzaijihaizimendafan。
wokandaotadafanyeshihunsudapei,gujiyeshiyouzheigerenwu。
neigejiaoheixiaonanhaimaosishigecitou,tazhizheshucaishuo:「wobuchishucai,wochibubao,woyao
把蔬菜换成肉。」
【zhuanggejuranchoudaolezheigefuben。】
【zheigexiaoguiwanle,zhuanggeshoushangdedaojuzugoushashigezheizhongxiaogui。】
【zhuanggewulizhiyinggaizaiwanjialishuyubucuodeleba,buzhidaozheicitanengbunengdachuqiji。】
【wenwenpingmuqianmiangeweijiaren,shalezheigexiaoguisuanshiwanchengrenwuma?】
shenghuolaoshicushengcuqidishuo:「bixuchi,meideshangliang。]
xiaonanhaiyoukaishituipi,ziyaliezuidixiangyaopuxiangshenghuolaoshi。
shenghuolaoshibunaifanditaochuleyigedaozhuangwu。
womolemoxiaonanhaidetou:「xiaokanga,yuanzhangdehuncaijinichi,buguoshucaiyedechi。」
zheixiexiaohaizidemingzihuizidongchuxianzaiwodenaohaili。
bijingyuanzhangxuyaozhidaomeigexiaohaizidemingzi。
xiaokangsuohuibozi,dengzheheiliangdeyanzhuzikanzhewo,muguangzhongyouzhexiaodongwudejingjue。
wocongshenghuolaoshishoulinaguoshaozi,jitaduojialeyifenrou,gentashuo:「kuaiquchiba。」
xiaokangkandaoliangfenrou,kaixindixiaole,luchuyikoudabaiya,duanzhepanzizoule。
shenghuolaoshidedongzuodunzhule,yilianzhenjingdikanzhewo。
【壮哥惊讶了。】
【zhuanggeyizhiwulidafuben,danshiyoushihoulijienengliqueshigenbushang。】
【zhuanggedabentaolujiushimeiyoutaolu,yibanshikeyipohuaidejiubuhuibaoliu。】
【xinrenniubaia,juranjihuyouzoule。】
shenghuolaoshishoushangdedaozhuangwuxiaoshile。
wokandaotadegongzuozhengshangxiezhemingzi「liuerzhuang]。
woduishenghuolaoshiwenhedishuo:「liulaoshi,xiaopengyoushenghuoquyu,buyaochuxianguanzhidaoju,fangzhi
误伤哈。」
liuerzhuangzhoumeidao:「zhidaole,zhidaole。]
饭菜正好打完。
lundaowoqueshishimeiyouhuncai,zhiyousucai。
fenwanfanhou,woheliuerzhuangyedahaocaigenzhexiaopengyoumenyiqichi。
xiaokangchiwanliangfenhuncaihou,dingzhesucaifadai。
liuerzhuangrenbuzhucuicu:「nichia。]
小康坐着不动。
liuerzhuanglengxiaoyisheng:「niganjinjiwochi!]
xiaokangdengzheliuerzhuang,shenchujiaoheideshouzhuaxiangliuerzhuangdebozi。
liuerzhuangyoutaochudaozhuangwu。
woyibazhangpaidiaoxiaokangshenchulaideshou:「niganggangchirounongzangleshou,ganjinquxishou。」
xiaokangweiqudikanlewoyiyan,paoguoquxishou。
shuilongtoulideshuichongzaixiaokangjiaoheideshoushang,fachu「cilacila]deshengyin。
woweixiaozhechongzhexiaokangzhaoshou:「xiaokang,laoshichiyikou,nigenzhechiyikouhaoma?womenbisaishei
吃得快?」
liuerzhuanglengxiaoleyixia:「niyiweizheiyangyouyong?」
【woyejuedemeiyouyong。】
【youbushizhendexiaohaizi,xinrenhaishitaitianzhenle。】
【keshizheigeguihaoxiangzhendehentingyuanzhanghuaa。】
xiaokangkanlekanwo,yizhangxiaolianqihei,kanbuchubiaoqing。
woyaoleyikouhuluobu,duizhexiaokangshuo:「daonile。」
xiaonanhaichenmolebantian,yechileyigehuluobu。
【woqu!zhendeyouyong。】
【womenkandeshikongbuyouxi,jieguonijiwokanyangchengyouxima!】
【差评,退钱!】
【keshiwojuedehaokana,woaikan!】
liuerzhuangzaojiuchiwanle,momokanzhewomenchi。
ranhoutasihuyouele,youchilesanwanfan。
「gongxiwanjiawanchengrenwu,renwujiangli:qianzhidaoju,keyiqianzhifeiziranshengwu3fenzhong(bu
分不可用)。
「tishi:gaidaojuweikexiedaidaoju,cichangfubenbuyong,keyixiedaidaoxiayigefuben。」
弹幕议论纷纷:
【woqu!diyicijianyourenzhendewanchengzheigerenwu】
【zheigejianglibucuoa,guanjianshikekeyibaominga】
【buguogujiduibossmeiyongba,zheigejiangli。】