吱！
lintiandangjimengdeyigejichache，lvxiaomanyeshibeiheleyitiao，manlianbujiedekanxianglintian。
ergenzhelintianhoumiandeche，yeshilaileyigejichache。
houmianneiliangdazhongdejiashizuoshangdezhongniannanrengangzhunbeitanchutoulaimaren，kandaoshibaoshijie911dangshijiubizuile，
惹不起惹不起！
fujiashizuoshangdenvhaierdangjishuangshoubaoxiong，duzhezuiqigugudao：“ba，niyetaisongleba。”
“呃......”
zhongniannanrenkandaobeizijinverjibishile，xinlibushiziwei，zhihaojieshidao：“guinva，zheizhenbushinibawosonga，zheikeshibaoshijie911zuixinkuan，luodijiadayibaiwanqibudea，yaoshizhuangdaole，zanmenjiadipeijinqudoubugoua！”
zheizhenbushitasong，shizaishiduishoutaitemeqiangdale，nanding！
ranerxiayimiao，zaisuoyourendemuguangxia，zhijianneiliangbaoshijie911zhijieyigezhuanwan，yingshengshengdediaolegetou。
erzhouweideche，zhihaojilintianrangdao，ranhouzaizhongrendairuomujidemuguangzhongyangzhangerqu，
**！zheitemeyetairenxingleba！
zaichangderenwubuzashebuyi。
gangcaineigedazhongchelimiandezhongniannanrenxianmudao：“guinv，nikandaoleba，zheijiushiyouqianren！”
lintianbuzhidaozijijiandandediaogetouyinqileduodadehongdong，bianshangdelvxiaomanqiaolianshangmanshizhenjing，dao：“gangcaikualianggechedaojiudiaotou，nijiubupabeijiankongjipaixialaima？zaishuole，wanyichuchehuolezenmeban？”
lintianxiaodao：“diyi，zheichebushiwode，suoyijiusuanbeijiankongpaidao，yebushiwodeshiqing；dier，bukenengchuchehuo，yinweiwoduizijidechejifeichangyouxinxin。”
buguorangtameixiangdaodeshi，jingranhuizheimeqiao，haishita“laopo”gongsideyuangong。
lvxiaomandangshijiubuzhidaogaishuoshenmele，tabudebuchengren，lintianshuodemeiyourenhewenti，tayemeibanfafanbo，zhibuguohoubanjutingzhezajiuzheimezhuangbini？
lintianhuranshuodao：“duile，nizhongfanchilemei？”
lvxiaomanyileng，daidaidao：“haimeiyouya。”
“zhenghao，zanmenyiqichigezhongfan。”lintianshuodao。
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十分钟后。
小圆满快餐馆。
zheijiakuaicanguanzainanhaishixiaoyoumingqi，kaichuangrenshiyiduixiaofuqi，dangshikaozheyijiaxiaocanguanmanmanjingying，zuodazuoqiang，caiyoulejintiandechengji。
lintianbachetingzailubianshang，zhilezhixiaoyuanmankuaicanguanshuodao：“zheilininengchideguanma？”
tadangranzhidaolvxiaomanbuhuijieyichifandedifang，yinweitajiushidajiakouzhongdebierenjiadeguinv，congbuzaihuwuzhishangdexuqiu，zhiyuhuizheiyangwen，jiushichuyujibendelimaoeryi。
lvxiaomandiandiantou：“wodoukeyi。”
shuowan，liangrenbianzhijiexiache，zoujinkuaicanguan。
bianshangdejigerenkandaolianggerenkaizhebaoshijiepaoche，jieguolaikuaicanguanchifan，dangshijiumile，xianzaideyouqiangongzigedouzheimeyouniaoxingdema？
liangrensihaobuzaiyizhouweirendeyanguang，suibiandianlelianghunliangsu，jiuzuozaibianshangchi。
xianzaishifandianle，liangrenziranshiele。
xiangbiyulintiandefengjuancanyundechifansudu，lvxiaomanjiuxiandemantiaosilile，feichangdeyouya，qieshangxinyuemu。
doushuoxiusekecan，zheihuashizhenmeishuocuo。
zheibu，yankanbianshangyouhaojigeren，kanzhelvxiaomanjuemeiderongyan，yijingzaineiliukoushuile，kanjichande。
buguo，bingmeiyourenganshanglaizhaoshi，bijingkaizhebaoshijie911de，feifujigui，bingbushitamennengzhaorede。
budebushuo，youshihoumouxiexiangzhengshenfendeshiwu，wangwangnengjinididangbushaodemafan。
zheiyeshilintianhuidaizhelvxiaomanlaizheizhongkuaicanguanchideyuanyin，bijingtakemeineimeduoxiangongfuzongshichulimafan。
liangrengangchiwan，jiutingdaowaimianxiangqileyidaocierdeshengyin。
“laoda，liushaodechezaizheili！”
“neixiaoziyinggaijiuzaizheifujin！”
“doujilaozizhao，jintianlaoziyaotayizhishou！”
zheimedadeshengyin，lintiandangranshitingdaole，tayitanshoudao：“mafanzhaoshangmenlaile。”
lvxiaomanruoruodewendao：“shizhiqianneigerenma？”
“shide。”lintiandandandao。
laidedaoshitingkuaidea，lintianxinzhongananxiaodao。
lvxiaomandunshijuculeqilai，liangzhishoujinjindeniezhequnbai，jiebaideyachiyaozheyouxiefabaidezuichun，lianxiderangrenxinteng。
yinweishitadeyuanyin，lianleilintianyexianrulemafandangzhong，suoyitaxinlifeichangguoyibuqu。
raner，zheishihoulvxiaomanhuranganshoudaoyishuangrutongyangguangbanwennuandedashoufangzaitadetoushang，rangtayuanbenjinzhangdexinqing，shunjianandinglexialai。
erhoutataitoubiankandaolintianduitadanxiaodao：“fangxin，youwozaini。”
zheijuhuarutongyouzhewuqiongdemoli，shunjianjichuanletaxinzhongdeneifenruanruo。
shuadeyixia，lvxiaomandeqiaolianshangdunshiyanhongwubi，yinweichuletadegege，conglaimeiyourenheyigenanren，duitazuoguozheibanqinmidedongzuo。
tasuiranhenxiangdadianhuajizijidegege，dantayoupazijidegegeyexianruweixiandangzhong，ketayoubuxianglintianduziyirenbangtamianduiweixian，suoyitaxianzaineixinzhendehenjiujie。
ertaxianzaiyezhongyumingbailintianzhiqianshuodehuadehanyile：**dequebukenenggaixieguizheng。
kejiuzaizheishihou，waimianderenfaxianleliangren，dahandao：“laoda，liushao，zheiduigounannvzaizheili！”
suihou，lintianbiankandaoyigeshencaikuiwudedahanzoulejinlai，qihouzeshiliuganghao，shenbianziranhaiyouyizhongxiaodi，shoushangquandounazhejiahuo！
jishihaorenshunjianbakuaicanguanjiweileqilai。
weishoudedahanshenchuanyijianbaisebeixin，quanshenjirouwubishuoda，jiroushangqingjinbaoqi，youqishitalianshangneidaocongetouzhizuibadedaoba，jiqizhengning，yikanjiubushishenmeshancha。
lintianziranrenshi，daobazhuanghanmingjiaozhanghu，shizheipianquyudexiaohunhunlaoda，chushouyihenlachuming，yinweibeihouyouzhekaoshan，zaizheipianquyuwuebuzuo，jiqixiaozhang，erzheiliderenyedougannubuganyan。
suoyi，dangzhanghujinlaideshihou，kuaicanguanlimianderentaodetao，sandesan，genbenbuganduodouliubanke。
liuganghaozhanzaizhanghushenhou，dayouyifuhujiahuweidejiashi，ehenhendao：“huge，jiushizheilianggegounannvshanglewo，haitouwodeche！”
tashizaishirenbuxiazheikouqi，suoyitaxinglaidiyishijianjiuzhaodaolezhanghu，jiuweilenengbaochouxuehen！
erzaitakanlai，lintianzaiqiang，yebukenengshizhanghudeduishou，suoyitacaihuihaowuguji。
yaozhidao，zhanghuyiqiankeshidaguoheiquande，shilikebushitashouxianeixiexiaogenbankeyibinide。
zhanghudiandiantou，erhoukandaolvxiaomandeshihou，yanzhongdunshishanguoyisijingya，tianshizhezuichundao：“xiaozi，wojiniyigejihui，bazheigenvrenjiwoliuxia，zijizailiuxiayizhishou，ranhoucongwokudangxiamianzuanchuqu，niyexunengbaozhuyitiaogouming！”
“e？”lintiandandanyixiao。